Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Bill Bellamy, Marlon Wayans and Questlove. Yeah, it was a good night at the Improv.
Busy Phillips out doing some shopping.
Umm Britney. Your hair.
Speaking of hair, Charlize Theron's continues to look great.
Downton Abbey has started filming the next season already.
Bill & Giuliana Ranic head out of Los Angeles without their kid. How can someone be so skinny and still function?
Halle Berry gets a little more dressed for this premiere of The Call.
You realize there are some people that think Justin Bieber is cool.
Selena Gomez used to. Hopefully she doesn't any longer.
That first pic just bursts my loins.
ReplyDeleteComedy dream come true!
I believe Halle is single again...
ReplyDelete@ Misch- when did that happen??
Delete@ Misch- when did that happen??
DeleteDave Chappelle is performing again?! That's friggin' awesome!
ReplyDeleteUgh Britney. Get a mirror.
Busy Phillipps annoys me. I have seen a few episodes of Cougar Town and I just can't with her.
Hey Biebs, Marky Mark called. He wants his schtick back.
Giuliana looks like a preying mantis.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe you should check Snopes before posting hearsay.
DeleteWhile sagging did gain its start in the U.S. prison system, it was not a clothes-wearing style authored by imprisoned homosexuals intent upon advertising their interest in casual flings. Sagging pants became the behind-the-bars thing thanks to ill-fitting prison-issue garb: some of those incarcerated were provided with clothing a few sizes too large. That oversizing, coupled with the lack of belts in the big house, led to a great number of jailbirds whose pants were falling off their arses. (Belts are not permitted in most correctional facilities because all too often the lifeless bodies of their inmate owners have been found hanging from them.)
Sagging has another rumored origin (also false), one less well-traveled than the "gay inmates advertising for sex" postulation:
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp#1b4C4El38vXiAbxR.99
Are we really scolding someone on hearsay... On a gossip site? I think we're all just trying to be facetious here. Don't get your panties in a wad Biebs. Lots of kids still love you.
DeleteMaybe you should check the definition of "hearsay"
Delete@Astrogirl, he still wearing his pants like he's a prison inmate. What a douche
DeleteNo argument there Eve. It's a sad sorry day when you have millions but want to dress like that.
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DeleteIt looks like Britney just got out of a convertible, so I'm giving her a pass on the hair. Also, she gets bonus points still for having hair.
ReplyDelete@Misch. Olivier pop back over to France for a quickie and shred his passport once he was free?
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ReplyDelete@prolixe - Busy is pregnant.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Justin even bother with pants at this point? Ugh.
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ReplyDeleteI think busy is preggo
ReplyDeleteI saw Chapelle a few years ago, he was hilarous but had a small hissy fit.
I thought Giuliana looked so sickly thin for the Oscar's red carpet E room. Yick, it's sad.
ReplyDelete@prolixe
ReplyDeleteBusy is prego with #2
Justin Bieber looks like a twerp.
ReplyDeleteWearing your pants BELOW your butt is seriously one of the most ridiculous fashion trends of the last century. It's so unsexy for a guy to be waddling awkwardly to keep his pants from falling down.
ReplyDeleteI read it as "You realize there are some people that think Justin Bieber is a tool".
ReplyDeleteI think my way is correct.....
Hey Busy, halter dresses are not your friend. You have wide shoulders and no neck. Bad move.
ReplyDeleteBieber....I can't even get started. What a tool.
The Bill & Giuliana pic...is that a reveal on the new mom that doesn't enjoy motherhood and is never seen with her baby?
ReplyDeleteBieber's body language has totally changed. Apart from the icreasigly idiotic wardrobe, he is always hunched over, hiding behind glasses, head down, or eyebrows raised in an "It wasn't me!!" (Or at least an "It wasn't my fault!!") expression.
ReplyDeleteNo longer open or happy-go-lucky.
A fundamental shift, and not for the better.
Good observation! So true. He and Jaeden Smith are really trying to work that pathetic smolder face. 100% agree Kaduffli.
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Delete@Wendy- Well said.
Delete*increasingly
ReplyDelete(As in, "she was getting increasingly anal about spelling mistakes" ;p )
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ReplyDeleteI hope someone YouTubes that comedy night!
ReplyDeleteMost prisoners wear jumpsuits don't they?
ReplyDeleteHowever, don't tell any young guys if it turns out NOT to be true.
ReplyDeleteI guess Guiliana ( who I don't know at all except for gossip sites) prepared the public for going out of town without her baby, by saying the marriage is most important. While I agree that too many lay marriage on the back burner when a baby arrives, it doesn't mean ignore the baby!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Justin Bieber half naked and Selena Gomez fully clothed?
ReplyDeleteDid I do something wrong?
So, how do you even walk with your pants over your butt AND you have those diaper pants on? What a tool.
ReplyDeleteCharlize is not super skinny, which makes me like her even more. She's got a woman's body that's in great shape.
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DeleteShe has no waste!!!! Fuck she must recycle everything. Go Charlize.
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DeleteSo how WAS Charlize discovered? I really don't know this story. And call me Lowlife too. My mouth is horrible when I get mad! O)
Delete@wendy--who?
ReplyDeleteHalle has the bet boob job ever!
http://www.gulum.net/biyografi/bolumler.php?op=goster&id=3793
Beiber is a punk.
******BREAKING RHOBH NEWS*********
ReplyDeleteBoth Adrienne Maloof and Camille Grammer are out for next season
And Adrienne is refusing to take part in this year's reunion (which is taping RIGHT NOW!!!!!)
Why can't Bravo get rid of Taylor while they're at it? Ugh.
DeleteYea! I'm sad she missed the reunion I would of love to seen her get her ass handed to her. Oh well, glad she's gone at least.
Delete@greenmountaingal They aren't getting rid of Taylor because she's fought too hard for this zip code to go home now!
DeleteAll kidding aside, I hope Taylor gets the boot too!
Busy Phillips voice annoys me. Like she has a slight lisp or something I don't know what it is but.....
ReplyDeleteWhy Camille? I wish Adrienne would at least do the reunion. They aren't airing the "secret" on the show, so I know they won't with the reunion. Plus a good amount of the ladies are on Adrienne's side, so it wouldn't be like RHWoNJ, where everyone bashes one person. Brandi is going to be so fucking smug at the reunion now.
ReplyDelete@Puggle I'm guessing Camille's out because she was herself for two seconds in Vegas this season instead of the new-and-improved PR-friendly Camille that we got Season 2 and most of Season 3. She doesn't like it when she's not likeable
DeleteBritney's hair doesn't look nearly as bad as her face.
ReplyDeletejuliana had cancer. I met few ppl that during and after cancer were skinny as hell.
ReplyDeleteI looked up guy with worlds largest balls for frufra--his name is Wesley Warren. He lives in Las Vegas and wears upside down sweatshirts for pants that look just like those beiber pants. They need to make some for that guy before they go out of business.
ReplyDeleteCharlize and Halle are so pretty they make me sick. I love people that cuss like a sailor though--so not too sick.
@Javamomma- I'm going to be sorry I asked, but why are his balls so big? Is it some kind of medical condition (lol - what was the one they mentioned in Breakfast Club?)
DeleteElephantitis of the Nuts
DeleteJustin Bieber has just crossed over into Vanilla Ice territory.
ReplyDeleteLast night on Kathy Griffin's talk show she had Suze Orman on and they were talking about Justin Bieber's very expensive car collection for someone his age--and I guess Kathy thought Suze would think Justin was overspending.
ReplyDeleteIt turns out Suze LOVES the Biebs and she thinks he is so damn successful he can have anything he wants.
Yeah, he cool. Those little tweens and 60 year old gay ladies love him!
Beiber sucks. I hear his 15 minutes tick-tocking away.
ReplyDeleteHalle looks pretty as does Charlize.
Oh and Adrienne Maloof is chicken shit. She can pay her lawyer to dish it out, but she can't take it.
ReplyDeleteI think Camille will come back. She wasn't an official housewife this time--she was a "friend of the housewives" because her boyfriend and kids were not on the show--so she had no storyline.
There is nothing for her to be famous for so I think she'll come back in some way. God please please don't let the LeeAnn Rimes thing happen. I just can't even think about it.
Great job on the breaking news, VIPblondie! And that first picture rules everything.
ReplyDeleteI met Bill Bellemy in a 7-11 once. He was not that nice. And this was 2 years ago. Has he even done anything lately?
ReplyDeleteshe JUSTTTT got her weave put in! what she doing. going to sleep not taking care of it Smh ... crazy brit abt to be bck. she looks dirty
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to see britney rock her hair like charlize
ReplyDeletewhy does even bieber bother with pants? he already wont get service with no shirt. haha. it would be quicker with the two hookers a night as well. less time to get busy
ReplyDeleteSooo does my foul mouth make me a low life? Yesh, CDAN really does wonders for a girl's self esteem! I guess I am a low life, ghostie burrito whore who loves ass to ass and space docking. Who knew?!
ReplyDelete@JSierra, wait who called you a low life?
Delete@JSierra-Are you also a violent sailor with questionable porn history?
Delete@JSierra- fuck yeah! Me too!! Woot!
DeleteLotta not me specifically, Wendy just said that Charlize cusses like a low life, making me ask if all of us foul mouthed sailors are low lifes too. Mainly though I just wanted an excuse to use the term ghostly burrito whore who loves ass to ass. Wait, do we love ass to ass, or do we just love watching it?
ReplyDeleteB really started a dirty Mexican shit storm yesterday, didn't he :)
@JSierra-more like a Dirty Sanchez storm.
DeleteWendy lol I gotcha!
ReplyDelete@Lotta, I think JSierra is talking about Wendy up there complaining about Charlize having a potty mouth. I guess that makes me the same JSierra lol
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Delete@Wendy- I think she was just teasing.
DeleteOhhhh ok. I'm the same then too @Jsierra & @all about eve!
ReplyDeleteI've been looking through the old blind Ted C vices looking for the one about john mayer pulling a Cleveland steamer on Chestica and I can't find it!!! Dirty minds indeed.
Add me to the sailor crew. And throw some pirate in there too.. Yarrr bitches!!
ReplyDeleteI love reading about ass to ass if it involves Lohan. Definitely not watching it. The scenarios some of you guys come up with, involving ass to ass, never fails to crack me up. The only ass to ass I've "watched", was in Requiem for a Dream, and it was incredibly disturbing.
ReplyDeleteLotta,
ReplyDeleteHere you go:
http://www.eonline.com/news/209542/blind-vice-archive-super-duper-cooper
Pretty link for Mikey.
ReplyDeleteRepeat reaction link
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ReplyDelete@Mikey- awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh Jessica, that dirty burrito whore
ReplyDeleteYou know I usually don't like the pretty clicky links cause I like to open a new window, and you can't see the address thru Blogger. But AWESOME from Lotta was totally worth it! ; )
ReplyDeleteI still wish I had a T-shirt.
I curse like mofoin real life. I tried to hold here tho. dont want to scare people out lol
ReplyDeletealmost didn't check out the posts today.so glad I did- the first pic includes my celebrity crush. <3 questlove
ReplyDeleteHuzzah for dirty sailors! Although after the past few days I don't think any of us could pass for innocent and sweet anymore :p
ReplyDeleteLotta I posted a bunch of links in another poopy post, can't remember which one though, there are so many!
I was going to say something very rude about that idiot Beiber with his underwear hanging out for the world to see. Then, I remembered I used to not care at all when fine assed Marky Mark dropped trou. So, today, in honor of Marky's and my own misspent youths, I'll refrain. Make no mistake, Beibs is still a dumbass, but hopefully he'll grow out of it, but like Marky, keep the nice abs.
ReplyDeleteChappelle, Rock, etc were at NYCs Comedy Cellar, NOT the Improv (which isn't even in NY)
ReplyDeleteI hate when people delete their comments. You said it; stand by it!
ReplyDeleteI saw that dude with the monster balls on one of those my strange life kind of shows. He's got it bad, but he refused to do anything about his condition. I think he likes his big sweaty chocolate balls. And, to all you fucking burrito whores, I am a shit storm of a professional swearer, but I have refrained from showing off So jerk to that, Count Cunt Face!
ReplyDeleteCount cunt face! Tee hee. Bad words and inappropriate jokes make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI don't get Bieber and his bizarre fashion choices.
ReplyDeleteHe has the money to hire someone to dress him professionally, even to establish a style. I don't see anyone copying this literally infantile way of dressing.
In the future I would love to see him trying to defend his "style and taste" in apparel.
I'm chalking it up to an immature mind making immature and ill-advised choices.