Thursday, March 07, 2013
Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
Paris Jackson gets excited to be in Random Photos. Even dressed up like a cheerleader.
So, how does Rob Lowe's character in Parks & Rec win a King Nipple contest and how does the judging process work? Is it called the Victoria Beckham Award?
Ryan Reynolds is still in London and Blake Lively still is not there.
Amanda Seyfried on her way back from Paris. Looks like someone bought a museum sweater.
Long time no see Sheryl Crow in the photos.
Selena Gomez out shopping.
Jake Johnson and The Zooey filming New Girl.
Alison Williams in a new photo shoot.
I bet Wynona Judd gets this photo and frames it at home. She has never been more airbrushed in her life.
Not sure who Alyson Williams is. Turn that frown upside down Selena, you just lost about 115 lbs of dead weight. Blake and Ryan already having trouble in Martha Stewart paradise? He doesn't look too happy about it, and if the blinds are to be believed, he wouldn't be alone willingly.
ReplyDeleteThat is a horribly picture of Alliaon Williams if that's her. It looks like a lanky dude in drag.
ReplyDeleteAllison Williams is Brian Williams' daughter and is on the show GIRLS with Lena Dunham. This picture of her is kind of creeping me out. She looks a tad bit mannish. Doesn't show off how pretty she truly is.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way that's Allison William's real face. She is so much prettier than that. She must have pissed someone of in the retouching department.
ReplyDeleteAW is on "Girls" but she looks like a man in that photo
ReplyDeleteParis picture looks like a lifetime movie photo still
ReplyDeleteWoah, Allison Williams looks like a MAN there!
ReplyDeleteShe's a cute girl, but this is an atrocious angle for her!
WTH did Paris Jackson do to her hair? It was so beautiful- now she looks like the old Kate Gossling. Not a good look!
ReplyDeleteAllison Williams looks like a dude in this photo.
ReplyDeleteThat can't be Wynonna. No way. It's like the photoshopper switched the pics of her and Allison Williams.
Sheryl Crow looks great.
Everyone else in this thread is meh to me.
Ryan is there to promote the Croods, which will première this week end...and Blake was promoting something for Gucci yesterday in NY...
ReplyDeleteEh, couples have separate schedules, nothing to see there. Unless the gossip is true, and if he's so controlling, then either Blake won a fight or it's over and he's the answer to the blind about the guy who needs more than his wife can give him. Blake has a headache guys!
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ReplyDeleteI think Paris Jackson is adorable, but if I saw her more often I feel like I'd become very quickly annoyed.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Amanda Seyfried!
ReplyDeleteI love Rob Lowe on Parks & Rec. His character is freaking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Sheryl Crow is the reveal for the ex who left half a cow on the ex's doorstep? She seems like the type who just might do that, esp after being w/a*hole Armstrung.
Or The Zooey. I still love her for her singing in Elf.
Oh my gosh, whoever Alison Williams is, some photographer didn't like her. She looks like a guy, and not just in the face - the legs, the feet, the hands. Wow. This is what she really looks like.
Is it just me but does the rush of posting disappear after someone else posted first. Well most of the time, not always.
ReplyDeleteAW looks so bad there. Surely there was a better option.
ReplyDeleteI normally don't watch DWTS but will this season just for Wynonna and Kelli Pickler. I adore those two and if you have ever met them they are total sweethearts.
ReplyDeleteSo what's with the Victoria Beckham comment? I'm missing something obviously.
ReplyDeleteMistang I agree!! Mad shade is being throwing her way! What's the scoop? :)
ReplyDelete@mistang & smash, there's a story in the DM about Victoria being dressed up as Queen Victoria in the Sunday Times and she makes a joke about it. "We are not pleased." It's pretty good!
ReplyDeleteSorry, mocked up and she said, "We are not amused." :b
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. Wynonna looks like she always has. She's lost weight, yes. "DWTS" will do that for you.
ReplyDeleteAnd what Lisa said! BTW...GO CATS! Love to see a fellow KY fan here. :-)
Holy Alison Williams! Very mannish indeed. Which is unusual because wouldn't her people get a say on which photos are used in publication? Surely there were better pictures of her, being such a beautiful girl normally.
ReplyDeleteYay! Run, Blake, run!
ReplyDeleteIs Sheryl Crowe cancer-free now? She sure looks healthy.
Alison Williams is one of the most beautiful 16-year-old boy I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteThat's not just the photo shoot. I've tried to watch "Girls" times and times without finding what was so great with the show. Marnie is supposed to be the good looking one but I had noticed for a while that Williams had actually quite boyish features.
Not to say that her character is basically a simpleton. Last episode had Marnie reduced to an idiot who tries to get back her former boyfriend now that he's making money. Shoshanna was also very insufferable with her constant monologuing and you wanted to slap both.
Of course, this allowed to highlight how complex and sympathetic Hannah is in retrospect, which was the likely intended effect.
Holy crap, poor Allison Williams looks like a reject from RuPaul's Drag Race. I think TLo posted the full photo spread, I'll have to see if the rest of the pictures are as bad. I certainly hope not.
ReplyDeleteI like Paris' hair.
ReplyDeleteYep, Allison looks like a Hanson brother. I'll admit to having a crush on her Dad though.
ReplyDeleteGo Cats! We need a win tonight! :)
CHS, you can't have Brian Williams. I called him :-)
ReplyDeleteBut yes, crush those Bulldogs!
I love Wy, I wish her singing career was still hot. Paris looks cute and has good cheerleader form. Damn Sheryl Crow looks good.
ReplyDeleteUGH, can we please stop with the Paris Jackson pics? She is such a fucking famewhore- her last name should be Jenner.
ReplyDeleteAlison Williams is a GIANT.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who likes the Alison Williams photo? So what if it's androgenous? It's obviously a send-up of "sexy" photos anyway, with the juxtaposition of the sheet and the body language.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving the Zooey/Jake storyline on her show. So funny!
ReplyDeleteRenoblondee, it is super funny. New Girl was uneven in the beginning, but it's really found its stride. I think the writers listened to the entire internet that told them to make it an ensemble show instead of The Zooey Show. She's great in smaller doses.
ReplyDeleteIzzie, thanks for the juxtaposition pictures of Alison. She definitely looks much better in the one you link to.
ReplyDeleteWynonna does look great but most likely a lot of photoshop went into making that happen.
So how long before Blake and Ryan get divorced? I'm thinking 6 months max. That whole affair happened so quickly I think perhaps Ryan was wanting to make the "child" legitimate but, oops..something happened. Hopefully not for reals but I think Blake did the trap maneuver. Just a feeling I have.
Sherry, you may be onto something. It all happened so quickly.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Alison Williams looks like a dude from that angle. Horrible picture of her!
ReplyDeleteThere's all kind of weird in that picture of Alison Williams, she's 5' 5". She looks like 5' 10" in that pic!
ReplyDeleteThat is a HORRIBLE picture of Allison Williams.
ReplyDeleteThanks Alma. I thought for sure I wasn't the only one who suspected something else happened there.
ReplyDeleteEven WITH Ryan being very secretive.
Alison Williams looks a bit.... manly.... in that shot. Eek.
ReplyDeleteI think it' so cool that Paris gets to cheer for her highschool. She is being a normal teenager. If her dad was alive she wouldn't get to do that.
ReplyDeletecame here to chime in with the dude looks like a lady - sorry Alison Williams
ReplyDeleteI like Wynona, I didn't know she was on the dancing show, hope she stays on, and loses a few. She's always been very pretty to me, but picks unfortunate hair color, and her family is nuts.
ReplyDeleteSeyfried's sweater is Givenchy couture.....as you all may have guessed, she has much better taste than Hathaway, but then again, who doesn't.....Hathaway's Valentino "connection" was manufactured to try to give the "actress" fashion gravitas....and Valentino stepped up to the plate to try to save the faltering business he still would like the world to think produces couture suitable for runways and fashion weeks.....
ReplyDeleteIf that photo wasn't captioned I'd never know it was Sheryl Crowe.
ReplyDeleteThat pic of Alison should have never seen the light of day....disturbing!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's not Allison Williams, that's a man, baby!
ReplyDeleteWHOA at the Allison Williams photo. I didn't think it was possible to take an unattractive picture of her, but there it is.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking people who don't watch Parks and Rec and don't get the "Nipple King" reference must be mighty confused now!