Three parts today.
It looks like Katharine McPhee used some of that Smash money to get some expensive luggage.
Kellie Pickler heading into DWTS rehearsals.
Ditto Wynona Judd.
Kat von D takes a dazed looking Deadmau5 through the airport.
Speaking of airports, Lindsay Lohan was in one the day after puking in the Anger Management parking lot because she drank so much. Mugshot jacket for Lindsay.
I'm actually shocked Rose McGowan can make this face after all her plastic surgery and botox.
Shakira doing some press for The Voice.
Tom Cruise is in Brazil for Oblivion.
Taylor Swift in NYC.
Is it just me or does Kellie Pickler's luggage look like it weighs more than she does?
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ReplyDeleteAnd a memo to Katherine McPhee, if you paid full price for those bags you should have come visit to Chinatown in NYC where "those" bags are much, much cheaper. No one would know they weren't real. Besides, I think that you'll probably need your SMASH money.
ReplyDeleteForget what she overpaid for the luggage. Those FUCKING DENIM SHOES! Burn those like they burned my eyes. I admit I hate the heeled booties(not in her case, but girls unless you're super tall or anorexic those make you look short and uhh thick, SORRY.)
DeleteLove my fake LVs!
DeleteCounterfeit designer bags are nothing short of disgusting! There are thousands of attractive, stylish bags in the world that are easily affordable and the bonus is that they don't support child labor and human trafficking while destroying American jobs. The only thing tackier than a counterfeit handbag is the ridiculous woman carrying it. (I'm not sure who's told you that you can't tell the difference but they lied.)
DeleteTaylor Swift--answer to that BI.
ReplyDeleteWho is this Deadmau5 person?
ReplyDeleteI like that picture of Rose, even though she is no longer recognizable.
Shakira looks gorgeous.
Tom Cruise looks like a Real Doll.
@gmg he is a dj.
DeleteWell, well, well, doesn't Tommy girl look all shiny and new!
ReplyDeleteRose looks like she has a raging case of pink eye.
Tom Cruise (aka GMD) looks very chipmunky puffy right under ears at the corner of his jaw...symptom of steroid use?
ReplyDeleteJeebus! Those lips on Rose! Almost a separate entity!!
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well...looky here! It's Swifty!
Tom Crud is gross. I cringe when I see him.
@Figgy. I was just going to comment on Tommy's puffiness. I think Del Riser is right, he's looking awfully shiny and new.
ReplyDeleteWow! Rose Mcgowan looks nothing like she used to. I hope she managed to erase the memories with the face. Do you think Lindsey believes she is partying IN 1999? (it would explain the jacket) Goodness, I thought Wynona was Conchata Ferrell (or to date myself, Mama Cass) :)
ReplyDeleteThose Tom Cruise "fans" were paid to be there screaming. $10 bucks + the ticket. Here's the article in portuguese:
ReplyDeletehttp://glamurama.uol.com.br/apesar-da-fama-tom-cruise-precisa-de-figurantes-em-estreia-no-rio/
Tom looks like he went to Brazil for plastic surgery and a movie premiere. Two birds.
ReplyDeleteI can't quite put my finger on exactly what's "off" on Tommy-girl's look ... but there's definitely something.
ReplyDeleteAnd how long has it been since he's seen Suri?
If they made postal stamps of that Lohag pic, I would buy a shitload & start mailing shit again.
ReplyDeleteI will refrain from going there with what I think about Rose's pic. Just, no.
Shakira makes me smile in a good way. :)
@ethorne- Aren't we allowed to customize stamps? ;)
Delete@Lotta- Not sure but now I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
DeleteDeadmau5 already looking miserable with kat von d.
ReplyDelete@rexruther. Yes! Tom has been papped several times with a prominent plastic surgeon who just happens to live in Brazil. Supposedly, they are friends, not professional acquaintenances. Yea.... that chin is new for sure.
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaaaa, I totally thought to myself that those "fans" of TC must have been paid.
ReplyDeleteKat McPhee should of saved that money- she's gonna need it.
ReplyDeleteDeadmau5 looks like a junkie.
Pickler looks way skinny.
Rose- Holy Shit! Jacked up face!
Please stop posting GMD pics, he's gross.
Clifnotes today!
I have a ridiculously large girl crush on Shakira. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteGMD definitely had some surgery. His chin looks flatter and his facial shape seems off. Plus, his wrinkles are suddenly non-existent. He is one plastic surgery away from cat-lady territory.
Did LiLo dip herself in a vat of orange paint? I heard a story on the radio that she is acting up again on set, and Charlie Sheen is fed up with her. LiLo had better hope that's not true, because Charlie is one of the few who will give her a chance.
Me too Seachica. and I think she also does good works for the impoverished.
ReplyDeleteTom looks like a puffy Ken doll now.
When is LL going away?
Here's the translated text from Nanda Paula's link. Google Translate was acting wonky, errored out, so if anyone else was stuck, here you go!
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"One scene called attention Glamurama in Rio premiere of "Oblivion," with Tom Cruise. A frenzied crowd shouted by actor, clinging to the bars around the red carpet. As did all the other times we came to Rio, the actor was talking to dozens of fans, take pictures, gain hug. A show of sympathy, but ...
"At the end of Première we noticed a kilometric queue on the sidewalk outside and went to see what it was. "We were hired to come here. We earn £ 20 more a movie ticket and they get our ID to not go away soon. Let's take the document back now and receive the money, "said one of the" fans ". Four others confirmed the story. Do not make more groupies like before ..."
Omg Tom is frightening.
ReplyDeleteAt least Rose still has her beautiful skin. That's the nicest thing I can say about that pic.
Zeeky - bwah! thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise is holding an invisible taco.
ReplyDeleteRose's lips look painful. Stop it Rose! Let your lips deflate and just be pretty again, please? You look like a cartoon character. A very weird cartoon character.
I doubt Tom Cruise has ever gone near a taco in his life
DeleteOoh sometimes I really hate coming here late and seeing "answers" before I have scrolled down!
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wasnt mcphee the answer to a blind about some chick in a store asking for free stuff, acting so posh??
ReplyDeleteThat's a really scary picture of Tom Cruise, he's looking very nipped and tucked.
ReplyDeleteKelli looks like she's disappearing.
I see Taylor...blind reveal???
Wow the GMD's cheeks are sooooooo pufftastic! And he looks like he's got a new little insert in his chin, like there's a visible button there.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is, I have to wonder if he knows that the fans were paid or if he just thinks he's THAT awesome. I wouldn't put it past CO$ to pay them and not tell him, telling him all the while that he's still a stah, baby!
I am filled with hate molecules for Rose's hair style. She used to be so lovely.
ReplyDeleteKat McPhee's face is all over the sides of buses here in NYC. Girl did something to her face and it doesn't look good.
Crazy pillow lips on Rose. Just ewww. Tom Cruise got ye olde filler, no? He looks like how Jennifer Aniston used to look.
ReplyDeleteOK, I am gonna go there- the Judd woman looks like red headed hell. Almost thot it was the lady from 2 1/2 men, but then realized my mistake, the lady from 2 1/2 men still looks like a lady and Wy looks like a grumpy old truck driver.
ReplyDeleteTom has defiantly had work done. He is 50 now. He has turned the clock back to 30. His face looks like rubber.
ReplyDeleteTom looks like he had a bit of his nose shaved off as well. Take a good look. God, he makes me cringe.
ReplyDeleteI wish Tommy Girl would just fade into Oblivion at this point. Please.
ReplyDeleteWinona judd always looks big and sloppy. Kelliw way too thin. Guess TC did hv surgery. It isnt good or narural, but they all do it. Lili yaking in parking lot? Thats so high school!!!! Now deep in her addiction, her body is prob breaking down, tolorance lower, gets sick more often. Ugh, i wouldnt want to be her or her internal organs, lol
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Rose McGowan is... hypnotic. I can't quit looking at it!
ReplyDeleteSo wait, Lohag was puking in the parking lot of the set of "Anger Mgmt"? What a professional..
ReplyDeleteHow does Rose do that to her lips? Weird!!!
Deadmau5 does look miserable. Ha!
Not only does Shakira give to humanitarian causes girl has a very high IQ. She's very intelligent.
Oh GMD..I KNEW they paid those people to "fan" him if I am understanding your post Zeeky. I believe I pointed that out the other day. Does anyone have a before and after link of his new nose?
@Seachica LMAO, good one!
ReplyDeleteRose looks like a sex doll. I wonder if that was what she had planned?
ReplyDeleteWow, LiLo got all shined up for her next john - oops, I mean "job."
ReplyDeleteFuck you, Tom Cruise, you fucking fuckhead.
@G: I could be wrong, but I seem to recall someone writing a book a few years back saying that a lot of the money being made by counterfeiting designer goods (e.g., the stuff you see on Canal St. in NYC) ends up being funneled to various terrorist groups; I don't know if this refers to the "high-end" fakes (the ones where it's hard to tell the difference from the real McCoy), or the cheap knock-offs that look similar, but only from a distance. Anyway, it's to the point that whenever I see someone w/a designer bag, especially an LV, I just automatically assume that it's a fake...which is probably not the effect the wearer ever intended.
ReplyDeleteI think the book you're thinking of is a book called Deluxe: How Luxury Lost It's Luster, it's a fantastic book that includes this passage: "'I remember walking into an assembly plant in Thailand a couple of years ago and seeing six or seven little children, all under ten years old, sitting on the floor assembling counterfeit leather handbags,' an investigator told me... The owners had broken the children's legs and tied the lower leg to the thigh so the bones wouldn't mend. [They] did it because the children said they wanted to go outside and play." Yup, I think the suffering of children is an acceptable price to pay so someone can fool themselves into thinking that people think they actually bought a designer handbag. Ugh, this topic makes me physically ill.
DeleteThe Tom Cruise picture reminded me that I watched The Master last night. Wow.
ReplyDeleteLOL at Seachica!
ReplyDeleteI've never given a damn about designer labels and that story makes me care even less about having any knockoff either. Gross.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Rose McGowan have sphincter lips?
ReplyDeleteTommy girls face!!!! It looks...shorter. Chin implant maybe? He looks strangely young...
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with @Peter about McPhee's denim shoes- YUCK!! What made her think those were a good fashion choice?!
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