Three parts today.
Lisa Vanderpump's wedding 30 years ago. Did I tell you that Lisa has the softest hands ever. Shook hands with her and thought she was wearing silk gloves.
Hmm, what do these Nicholas Sparks book covers all have in common?
Portia de Rossi in a school girl outfit. I need a minute.
The rest of you can entertain yourselves with these new friends Ellen found.
Rachel Bilson takes her god daughter to Target.
Sandra Bullock managed to wash all the slime off her.
Stella McCartney gets an OBE from the Queen.
Tom Cruise has some magical Xenu formula to make him look younger.
You know you have a huge rock for a ring when it does not fit in your pocket with the rest of your fingers.
they all say Nicholas Sparks?
ReplyDeleteHarper is the cutest.
ReplyDeleteI think Rachel Bilson is very pretty.
I love Lisa and Ken. How could you not love someone with the fabulous last name, Vanderpump?
RHBH watchers, would anyone care to tell me what happened last night? Pretty please? I live in the dark ages and don't have a DVR.
I too have soft hands.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that Ellen is always surrounded by half naked men?
greenmountaingal, go to yesterday's random photos 4. VIP Blondie set it up:)
ReplyDeleteOf COURSE Lisa has soft hands! Of course she does! She's a queen!
ReplyDelete@greenmountaingal, I just saw it this morning, there isn't much to say. I'm watching part one of the reunion right now on Hulu. For some reason they actually posted last night's episodes today... usually I have to wait a week or so.
Haha, I thought washing all the slime off Sandra was because Jesse moved on to another marriage!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about joining CoS just for the secret youth serum.
ReplyDeleteLol. The "secret youth serum" is called "Fraxel Laser Restore," Blethroplasty, vibraderm, microdermabrasion, Restalyn, fat transfers, Botox, etc, etc, etc. IOW, lots and lots of money, and a great surgeon. Thetan Tom is a total whackadoodle, but he was smart in getting the work he did, using someone with a light touch, not trying to completely iron his face, but just ease into it. Maybe he used Nicole as a "What Not To Do," guide. ;) That was mean, wasn't it? Oops. Im pro Nicole, actually.
DeleteFucking Tom Cruise can go fuck himself. Fucker.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope Hart of Dixie gets renewed. No, it's not Emmy material, but it's truly adorable, and it's nice to have a sweet, innocent show to balance all the other crap on tv.
Can I ask what you like about it? I know it's just a silly CW type show, but the horrid grating accents, the ridiculous stereotypes, I think my BP spiked about 3 times trying to get thru a couple of episodes. Cannot picture another Southerner watching that, maybe it appeals to non-Southerners? Always wondered.
DeleteLola, not one wrinkle. Astonishing.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Shelly?
@Agent**it Mr. Tiny Pants sure does have some pep in his step. Maybe he had a sleepover with Tiny McFists. :-) They could wrestle away that tension & afterwords, rub the protein from their vigorous workout on their faces for that youth youthful glow.
DeleteOk...now I need to go bleach my brain. Blech.
OT: Thanks for posting links re Isabella Conner & getting the truth out. I'm tired of trying to make people understand that Nicole did NOT abandon her kids.
Where's Shelly?
Lola, the secret ingredient is semen.
ReplyDeleteLol!
DeleteStella getting that for designing ugly clothes? I've seen some designs of hers that I like but to be honest I know I'll like a Victoria Beckham design sight unseen but Stella's stuff is so meh. JMHO though.
ReplyDeleteAnd her tennis kits are horrid.
For a second there I thought the Stella McCartney was Wallis Simpson
ReplyDeleteDoes Rachel's God daughter have a squirrel tail pony tail?
ReplyDelete@skimpy- LOL I think that hair belongs to the lady behind them.
DeleteTeam Vanderpump!
ReplyDelete@Mooshki. Shades of Countess Elizabeth Bathory?
ReplyDeleteTom, ask Davey-boy to dig up Shelley.
Ahhhh Harper is so damn cute
ReplyDeleteOmg why can't Ellen be MY girlfriend??? Why? Why? Why? And it's not like I hate on Portia. I love her too. I wish she could be my BFF. Somehow I don't think either one would be interested in that scenario. *sooooo bummed*
ReplyDeletePlease, no one ruin the RHOBH reunion or finale for me. I want every ounce of Vanderpump glory in its purest form!
ReplyDeleteAnd I think being in random photos at the same time might be the closest Tom's been to Suri in, how long now?
ReplyDelete@Discoflux. Christmas? I'm not sure. But you'd think while he's suing to prove he didn't abandon his kid, he'd spend some time with his kid.
Delete@Lotta, me, too - my hands and skin are very soft.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki - omg, hahaha!
Once again, the comments beat the pics. You all are awesome.
Oh, God, Stella is so overrated.
ReplyDeleteThey all became movies? They're all set in the Carolinas? And they all kinda suck?
ReplyDeleteAlso, they've never been in my kitchen.
I only watch RHONJ, and I am READY. Ready? READY? I have been ready since FIRST CALL! I...am ALWAYS ready! ROLL.
I'll just say both the finale and reunion were really good. I love Ken and Lisa.
ReplyDeleteLisa and Ken are fabulous!! Seriously! Love them!!
ReplyDeleteI love Stella's vegan line of shoes and bags, that in itself is worthy of an award.
ReplyDeleteOh geez, first I come clean to liking the goopster and now Stella McCartney! Love love love her! What a talented family she has! That's just me:)
ReplyDeleteThey all feature a man gripping a woman's head like "Kiss me or I'll strangle you"? Well, except for Notebook, where it's Rachel McAdams with the death grip.
ReplyDeleteI love Lisa & Ken. Adopt me please!
ReplyDeleteAs far as Nicky Sparks, unless you're pulling my hair, hands off my head for romantical times.
Tommy girl has some pep in his step. Or some peg in his leg?
Ethorne, hahaha "romantical times" is cracking me up. And ditto!
DeleteIs it just me, or is Lisa Vanderpump wearing one of those Princess Diana knock-off wedding gowns? It definitely has the big sleeves, full skirt, and lace around the neckline...
ReplyDeleteAlso, a salt or sugar scrub is pretty much the best way to be soft and smooth; salt is good for purification, and sugar is a bit better for very dry skin (it feels a bit more "occlusive" to me FWIW). You don't have to go to a spa or spend lots of money OTC, either--just put a couple of cups of either substance in a plastic container and scrub yourself with it all over in the shower (standing in the shower for a while, or soaking in the tub first, help soften up your skin pre-exfoliation). Rinse well, lotion or oil up, and rejoice in having skin as soft and smooth as a baby's butt. ;-)
@Robin, I was also thinking Lisa's dress looked like Diana's.
ReplyDeleteI shook hands w/ Hillary Clinton at an event when she was first lady. She had the softest, smoothest hands I've ever felt!
ReplyDeleteWhat do these Nicholas Sparks book covers all have in common?
ReplyDeleteOne of the lovers depicted on the cover is holding/cupping the head of the other.
Do I win a cookie? Or better yet, a BLT?
@Mango, Enty would never part with bacon lol
ReplyDeleteAll the actors on the cover of the Nicolas Sparks books have either had an affair or dated/slept together.
ReplyDelete@ astrogirl, walmart and target also carry a lot of 'vegan' shoes.....and for 1% of Stella's prices.....
ReplyDeletedi butler, obviously it has no resemblance to reality. It's just that everyone on the show is so ding-dang cute! (And/or very, very sexy.)
ReplyDeleteDi butler, I'm checking it out tomorrow to investigate the accent. I will return with a follow up answer as to if a southerner can stomach it.
ReplyDelete@Gabi - And Payless! When I was vegan, I got tons of my shoes there. Still do. Still prefer leather-free, actually.
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