Three parts today.
Lindsay Lohan was roleplaying an umpire after her booking photo.
Michael Fassbender is embarrassed because his date just used her cigarette as sexual innuendo to describe his peen. Probably would have to be a cigar.
Look who showed up at a party in London. Monica Lewinsky.
Michelle Williams listens to Forgetting Sarah Marshall while shopping.
Peta Heavens To Murgatroyd does some press for DWTS.
Rosario Dawson ignores her ex on the red carpet.
Stacy Keibler takes a night off from George Clooney duty.
Speaking of arrangements, Sharon Stone at LAX with her boyfriend.
Vanessa Hudgens busts out of her dress after Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Why Monica, is that a stain I see on your dress?
ReplyDeleteSaid it before, and I"ll say it again; Fassy is sex on a stick. Good grief, that X-Men movie - I took my kids to see it, but was definitely in my own little world for most of the movie. Good golly Miss Molly!
ReplyDelete@Frufra In case anyone missed Fassbender last time around: NSFW
DeleteAfter all, it is hump day :)
Oh my word, thank you for that VIP. Happy Hump Day indeed!
DeleteOmg @VIP you are like the library of eye candy. Thank you :)
DeleteVIP, I had to look quick - I have painters in my house - don't want one to sneak up behind me and think I'm a weirdo! I'll be checking out that link in some depth later this evening :-).
DeleteVIP your clicky contributions are oh, so appreciated. That made my day.
Delete@VIP, I could stare at that all day, it's hypnotizing
DeleteLoooove Michael Fassbenger. Usually I don't go for gingers but holy shit he's hot. Especially in XMen. Yuuuuunmmmmm.
DeleteSay what you will about Monica, but she absolutely has awesome hair.
ReplyDeleteRosario's dress is gorgeous!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so jealous of Monica Lewinsky's hair. I always thought she was really pretty.
Does anyone else think the Lainey blind was about Jason Segel and Michelle Williams?
I would so hit it with Monica Lewinsky. She is beautiful.
ReplyDelete@Lucas I'm a straight woman and I would too! She's cute and looks like a fun person
DeleteBlohan duck lips are all I see in that photo.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what life must be like for Monica these days. Do people stop her on the street when they recognize her? "Hey aren't you that girl who...." you guys can finish the sentence lol
@Lotta - right? Can you imagine having something dumb you did when you were 20 or 21 follow you around like that? Yeesh, I am glad I am half a continent away from that period of my life. The stories people could tell...
Delete@Lucas- It was more like 16-18 for me but no way in hell would I want the whole world knowing about my naughty behavior!
DeleteThere was an article the other day about her dropping off a dress at a dry cleaners and the clerk said "Come again!" as she left. She turned around and grinned at him and he blushed. Don't know if it's true, but if so, at least she has a sense of humor about it.
Delete@izzie, that's really funny. I hope it's true. I would have to think she avoids blue dresses like the plague ever since.
DeleteVIP's mugshot of Lilo is awesome
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen Fassbender's movie Shame? A friend recommended it.
Rosario looks amazing in that gorgeous dress!
Saber-tooth/shotgun-shell necklaces are fug.
Aw, thanks @Izzie! It's times like these that I wish Andy Warhol was still alive. Can you imagine the amazingness he would have produced with Lindsay's series of mugshots?!
DeleteITA Frufra- I will watch that movie anytime it's on just to see Fassbender.
ReplyDeleteRosario's dress is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteThis is Lindsay's best mugshot yet.
Im really surprised that lindsay hasnt pulled the pregnancy pr thing yet. Just.waiting.
ReplyDeleteI always felt bad for Monica. We've all been young and stupid. And all those dirty old men in Congress totes getting off on her testimony and wishing it were them but not getting caught.
ReplyDeleteWhat's all this weird love for Monica Lewinsky? She was young, yes, but she wasn't a kid. She had an affair with a dude she knew was married and she knew perfectly well what she was doing. She and the president share the blame on that one. And beautiful? Really?
ReplyDeleteWhat's all this weird love for Monica Lewinsky? She was young, yes, but she wasn't a kid. She had an affair with a dude she knew was married and she knew perfectly well what she was doing. She and the president share the blame on that one. And beautiful? Really?
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, I'm no hipster, but are those headphones Michelle Williams is using a thing? They look like the ones we have at school in the listening center!
ReplyDeleteDon't judge me Lilo looks kind hot. I still would in that pic only. ONLY!
ReplyDelete@dragon-We are fucking done professionally! Lol you just would bc she looks dirty & ready to go in that pic
Delete@Ethorne. No =[. She does lol. Thast why i said pic only. she look busted in real life tho so no I wouldnt. plus the chick had so many men and women we dont know what the hell she has. she thought she was recreating humanity.
Delete@ kpeony I don't know why but I thought of Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams for the Lainey blind
ReplyDeleteSpeaking about cigars and then inserting (no pun intended) a picture of Lewinsky?
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there.
@kbs I like that guess too! I completely forgot about them!
ReplyDeleteI actually look a lot like Monica. 1998 was not my favorite year. Bless those of you who think she's pretty. Her handbags, BTW, were actually quite cool. Kinda wish I'd purchased one.
ReplyDeleteRosario looks absolutey awesome there.
ReplyDeleteInteresting kbs, never considered the Lainey blind could be about Sheen and McAdams. The way it was written made it sound like she didn't want to repeat the same mistake of a relationship with a substance abuser. Or maybe I'm not remembering the blind correctly.
@ Sherry you are right, I got the impression that the female in the couple must have dealt with something similar in a previous relationship. And from that perspective the Jason Segal/Michelle Williams guess does fit better. I guess I just want to think of Jason as a sweet normal guy so I was trying to think of other recent breakups that Lainey would have taken particularly hard.
ReplyDeleteHot damn, Stacey Kiebler is smokin!
ReplyDelete@Frufra: Hanging around the house while painters are there?? Wasn't there a blind not too long ago about someone creeping out the contractors? Ya, you go ahead & look *busy* on that laptop! ;)
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe he is sweet but struggles with addiction issues. I just can't believe bad things about Marshmallow! Or lilypad while we are at it! HIMYM is one of the few network shows I watch and I just love those guys to bits!
ReplyDeleteBoth keibler and clooney read completely asexual to me. Together and seperately.
ReplyDelete@Betsy: I have hair exactly like that & believe me, it's a pain in the ass! Hairdressers do NOT know what to do with that much hair & so you always look like Monica, Maria Shriver & every Kennedy woman.
ReplyDeleteI was going to make another smart ass comment about the mugshot but I accidentally typed it "mugshit" and I think that pretty much says it all.
ReplyDelete@georgie - my son and I are just chilin' and trying to stay out of their way. And I'm also trying to not look like a perv :-). And if you have hair like Monica L., then color me jealous. A thick, lovely head of hair is one of my fondest desires.
ReplyDeleteKeibler looks good I envy her legs
ReplyDeleteI'm 5'9" with 30" legs. It's embarrassing asking for petite jeans when you're as tall as me.
I am a Clinton lover/apologist (pick your political poison) but daaaaamn...Monica's got some awesome hair!
ReplyDelete@ I love Clinton so much I wasnt even mad that he cheated. I was like Hell yeah boy do you.
DeleteI was about to say that Lola, it's so shiny and...fluffy. I'm jealous.
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