Lindsay Lohan Steals And Then Gets Drunk

If you could describe a typical Lindsay Lohan day in one sentence it would probably be something like the headline above. Proving that the only way to have anything valuable around Lindsay is to have it locked and sealed to your wrist or a cement block, Lindsay stole a bunch of stuff from the Anger Management set. Lindsay says she bought it, but she took it and then made a deal after she took it and didn't return it. Instead of calling the police, Lindsay agreed to have the producers deduct the cost of the stuff from her paycheck. This is just another reason why the producers of the show say Lindsay is not invited back. Ever. Meanwhile, Lindsay is in Brazil supposedly for work, but has spent most of her time drinking and even spent time under the table of a bar. I have spent some time under the table of a bar. It was called being passed out because you know you are f**ked up if being on the floor of a dirty bar sounds better than sitting on a chair.