Despite Lindsay Lohan's attempt to go party the night she was ordered to lockdown rehab, Lindsay Lohan insists she is a good girl now. You know, a good girl who likes to go to clubs, just for the fun and the occasional bar fight and lawsuit, but no drinking. A good girl who is going to be treated for prescription pill and alcohol abuse when she enters rehab. A good girl who somehow manages to get men to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on her every year and she is a good girl in return? On her Twitter, Lindsay says that the mystery woman under a blanket trying to sneak into a club with Lindsay's friends in a car owned by the same man who paid for her private jet to Los Angeles was not Lindsay. You know, because most people like to go clubbing under a blanket. When the driver of the car saw all the paps they turned around.
yes, I believe she is completely well now. NOT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSaw the pic in the DM. Heck yes it was her.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read the title, this is the first thing that popped in my head: I'm a Good Girl :)
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I'm a bit surprised she didn't just go on inside the club.
ReplyDeleteOn TMZ their "is Lindsay lying" poll had 100% YES.
ReplyDeleteI'm a banana.
ReplyDeleteWhat? We aren't just making hugely false statements today?
Unfree LiLo!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, water is wet...
ReplyDeleteI've said it before and I'll say it again: all you naysayers are gonna be sooooo sorry when she wins her Oscar!!
ReplyDeleteJeez, how deep her delusions run.
Yesterday's mug shot is a bit scary!
ReplyDelete@Izzie I made it grittier
DeleteVIP, Love it!
DeleteShe looks like she gonna go out to do some hood rat stuff with her friends in that pic.
DeleteOooh VIP I like! You just got yourself a new follower btw:)
DeleteLiar!
ReplyDeleteI just wonder if they'll be able to break her down and build her back up in the 90 days. Because she's totally in that headspace where all she wants is to get her next fix. I think booze/pills/whatever is part of it, obviously, but she's also seriously addicted to the drama and the whole scene. I hope 90 days is enough to knock some sense into that head of hers. Can you rehab someone who doesn't think they have a problem? Can they convince her in 90 days sober that she has a problem?
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiot
ReplyDeleteI hope after she is clean for awhile that someone gives her a photo album of her photos before rehab. She looks so bad. She looks worse than some of the chicks I've seen on COPS or whatever...the ones on 'the stroll'.
ReplyDeleteJeez, VIP! Not before breakfast!
ReplyDeleteWtf is up with her eyes or is that the 'grittiness' you added?
@libby, yikes! She looks like she's going to eat your soul for breakfast and snack on your heart for dessert!!
ReplyDeleteProbably a false hope, but if she actually sticks with the 90 day program, it is possible her eyes might be open. Stranger things have happened.
ReplyDeleteShe lies more than a KarTrashian.
ReplyDeleteI love her jacket in her mugshot. It really says "I'm going to the county fair in 1984." I hope she wins a feather hair clip and a Lynyrd Skynyrd mirror!
ReplyDeleteOMG, disco, have you been somehow going through my photo albums?? I recently came across some sweet pics of me and the future Mr. F at a tractor pull, circa 1991. I was wearing a cute knit short short set, and he was sporting a mullet and a large belt buckle.
DeleteAm I the only one that read the headline and thought of Lindsay staring in a mirror combing her hair saying, "I'm a good girl, I'm a good girl, I'm a VERY good girl..." Or maybe Dina standing behind her combing her hair saying the same thing?
ReplyDeletePlease say your shorts set had pastel stripes.
ReplyDelete@disco - no, it had a tiny pastel floral print all over. Supa dupa cute! Pair with a pony tail, curly bangs, and keds, and you are ready for any and all fashionable circa 1990 county fairs and rodeos!
ReplyDeleteAnd you know it's true love 4-evah, because I look at Mr. F in his get up and STILL think, "that's a fine hunka man right there".
ReplyDeleteTo kick an addiction,you have to really, really want to. Especially if there's additional psychological baggage you're trying to blank out with the addiction.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me she will somehow manage to smuggle in a little something regularly.
Why do I keep thinking that she won't last 90 days in rehab? They'll find some ass reason why she needs to be at home or rehab at night and work during the day. You know, all those other reasons why she got out of rehab early.
ReplyDeleteLinds, the last bunch of times you got busted you claimed how "serious" and focused you were on your sobriety. You are FULL OF SHIT, and I don't believe you were EVER sober, once you walked out of a treatment facility.
ReplyDeleteAARRGH. I HATE this fucking lying LOSER.
How clever is it to call her a lier?
ReplyDeleteLOL @Karen.
ReplyDeleteI'm a pretty flower....
Maybe if people would stop giving this sicko attention, she'd calm down or just plain old go away. I don't even read the articles about her anymore. It's to the point where she's a bore. it's the same thing over and over for years now. Lindsay almost kills herself/kills someone else/steals something, but gets off with a slap on the wrist. Kinda reminds me of the end of the Paris Hilton Empire. Lindsay will be there one day...God willing.
ReplyDeleteI feel that this year is her last.
ReplyDeletePLEASE..........
ReplyDeleteBasil she's been in 90 day rehabs before. Remember when she went to the Betty Ford Center? They told her she needed to get away from her family! Like mentioned she's not going to get better unless she wants to and she hasn't copped to doing anything wrong..Just like declaring she's a good girl and saying that wasn't her under the blanket at the club. I do think it's funny she went away though.
ReplyDeleteAnd she takes a nice mug shot doesn't she?
I believe her as much as I believe that Black Ops 2 will be fixed.
ReplyDeleteI just can't get over that super awesome outfit she was wearing to court. It's like a mullet of outfits "I want something slutty and short, but also classy and conservative. I like to show some leg, but I want to be serious business in my pantsuit..... I've got it! I'll take this little white, low cut number, sew on some net sleeves and some pants!" "Lindsay, you can't add pants to the bottom of your skirt...." "SHUT UP! I'm Liz Taylor!!!!!!!!! I do what I want!"
ReplyDeleteThis trick again? Ugh
ReplyDeleteI give it a week of rehab before she tries to escape.
ReplyDeleteThe good thing in all of this is that she makes me at 40 feel youthful and gorgeous! Thanks Linds!
ReplyDeleteVIP, I am in awe of your pretty link making ability!
ReplyDeleteRegarding LL, how does she live on borrowed time year after year?
This is her sixth trip to rehab. Maybe if she was in lockdown for a year + and didn't have access to any smuggled drugs she could get clean for a while, but this is not going to do the job.
ReplyDelete@ VIP - Our girl might have had a chance if she'd been born in a different era:
ReplyDeleteLindsay 1920's
Lindsay 1940's
Or if she'd been born a man:
Lindsay Mullet
Regarding that lockdown rehab, this is from (where else?) TMZ. I'm a little confused by it, though:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2013/03/20/lindsay-lohan-lockdown-rehab-sentence-new-york-jail/
I'm not saying Lindsay looks bad, but when I saw her latest mugshot I immediately expected her to burst into a rendition of 'I Dreamed A Dream.'
ReplyDelete"I love her jacket in her mugshot. It really says "I'm going to the county fair in 1984." I hope she wins a feather hair clip and a Lynyrd Skynyrd mirror!"
ReplyDeleteDamn it Disco! I just laughed so hard, my green tea came out of my nose!
Liar Liar, Crotch on Fire!
ReplyDeleteEven her hair looks sad in this photo.
ReplyDeleteShe needs long term, inpatient rehab. Lockdown is even better. She surrounds herself with enablers. She needs to focus on getting her shit together with the support of those who care about her well being. Dina should be banned from visiting her.
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