According to the
NY Post, Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are now bff and that Lindsay has hung out with Kristen and Robert Pattinson together. My first thought was that Rob wanted to watch Kristen and Lindsay together and that Rob could probably more than afford whatever it is that Lindsay wanted. Maybe Lindsay is so permanently messed up from drugs and booze that she thinks they really are vampires and wanted to meet some. It could be Rob & Kristen invited Lindsay over to act as a real world example of what not to do over the course of their career. You know, kind of like their version of Dinner For Schmucks.
Burn! Lohag is such a mess, cannot wait for this lockdown rehab or jail term, whichever it ends up to be.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, K Spew wants to be edgy. I hope they kill each other.
ReplyDeleteOnly four years between them...The contrast is terrifying.
ReplyDeleteThe color contrast between their skin color in this pic hurts my eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteOoh...I think Lohan and KStew would make a great couple. Can't stand either of them.
ReplyDeleteVampires can't get herpes.
ReplyDeleteWait? Isn't linds part of a blind saying she was one of robs conquests? I swear reading she stalked him after? Why would he want to chill with one of his stalkers?
ReplyDelete@Alicia I remember that too. Hmmm, interesting.
DeleteCan not stand nasty KStew who thinks fame is like rape. Hope she winds up an even worse mess than Blohan. Ive said it before i will say it again--celebs that hate fame need to shut up their whining or leave the business. Every one knows fame is part of it when you become successful--be grateful or go the f away!
ReplyDeleteAmen!
DeleteAxis of evil
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart has become Hollywood's object of lesbian desire. First, Jodie Foster. Now LiLo.
ReplyDeleteLilo is a star-fucker. That's about IT, imo. Pro slag, like her momma.
ReplyDeleteI think they're all disgusting and marginally talented, so they deserve each other. They all look like they smell, too.
ReplyDeleteIf this happened, I tend to think Enty was probably right, and the reason was a "Dinner For Schmucks" kind of thing. Neither Stewart nor Pattinson are in any danger of pissing their career away the way LiLo has, but I can picture Stewart, in one of her more charitable moods, deciding to try to help a "fallen sister," as it were.
ReplyDeleteAs for the suggestion that he might have wanted to watch the two women get it on... he might at that, but I can't picture Stewart getting within a country mile of LiLo where that's concerned, not even equipped with several cans of RAID and some state-of-the-art scuba gear.
plain weird...
ReplyDelete'cause the lezzies like to hang out together
ReplyDeletewhen is she due to go to rehab? Did I miss something?
ReplyDeleteI think LiLo was their dealer and they knew she could get the good stuff for the right price. Good times.
ReplyDeleteWas this the same party that she crawled out of the window to ditch when the cops showed up? I can imagine how they laughed at her after that.
ReplyDelete@Star...I would assume that "lezzies" would be just as discriminating (or not) as heterosexuals. I seriously doubt that they hang out with just anyone who shares their "lezzie" affiliation in some sort of weird bonding experience; personality, cleanliness, common interests be damned.
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Remember that relationship Lindsay had with Sam what's-her-name? Can you imagine the gossip world reaction if she had the same type of relationship with KStew? Makes me laugh just to think about it.
ReplyDeletehalf the stuff I read about LiLo seems to be trying to make her 'relevant' - she is mentioned for upcoming roles (she hasnt a hope of hell in getting), finding new BFF... To me this just sounds like her PR trying to make her relevant, perhaps to belatedly try and catch the twilight fans!
ReplyDeleteSeems unlikely, whatever else is said about the PR relaysh of Robsten, they played it low key - not somethign LiLo is known for!
Lola, I'm pretty sure that Star was being sarcastic.
ReplyDeleteSo it's okay to say "lezzies" as long as you're being sarcastic?
ReplyDeleteIs it okay to say "n*gg*r" or "f*gg*t" as long as you're being sarcastic?
I wonder how many hotel sheets have Lilo's orange face print on 'em. Sort of like a freaky Shroud of Long Island.
ReplyDeleteBizzare duo- excuse me, trio
ReplyDeleteAh, Robsten was just too stoned to notice her or care much.
ReplyDelete@renoblondee - hahaha, I was thinking the same thing!
ReplyDeleteLilo and Rob have a mutual friend; Mohammed al turki. Turki and Lilo are tight, not sure how close Rob and Turki are, but they've been papped together before and have a mutual friend (Kevin Turin)that Rob & Kristen went to a wedding for this past summer (pre-Rupert cheating scandal)
Oooooor they needed a connect, as did Lady Caca...drugs bring people together!
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