Lindsay Lohan should probably start looking around and realize there are maybe two or three bridges in the entire universe that she has not burned. As good as her first day was Monday on Anger Management was as bad as it was the other two days were. Lindsay was originally only scheduled to work Monday and Tuesday. Monday went great. Tuesday? Not so much. In addition to spending time puking in the parking lot of the production while trying to cure her hangover, she spent most of the day in her trailer and at one point, police were almost called to escort her off the set. Yeah, it was that bad. It was so bad that Lindsay had to come back on Wednesday to finish everything she didn't do Tuesday and had her part cut substantially so they could get everything in they needed to. Lindsay did make her flight to Brazil on time so, I'm sure that the "clothing company" she is working for this week is happy which is a good thing because the cast and crew of Anger Management don't ever want to see her again.
Oh Lohag, you never cease to amaze me.
ReplyDeleteThis girl needs rehab stat. I just can't believe there are suckers out there giving her chance after chance.
ReplyDeleteBrazil, you can have her.
ReplyDeleteRight? As she tries to board a return flight home, the US is like, "Nope."
DeleteLOL!
Happy Friday everyone! Hope all is well in the CDaNiverse!
ReplyDeleteMay the force of new beginnings and joyous fun be with you this weekend as we welcome Spring!
*and blessings on Good Friday to all of you who follow that path...
@dia- screw Lohag, I ♡ your happy post :D TGIF!
Delete@dia- thank you that was so sweet! :-)
DeleteYes dua, u r a sweetie!
DeleteHappy sunshiney Friday, Miz Dia!
DeleteSorry to put my happy message in the Lohag post...
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know if Brazil and the US have any kind of extradition policy in place? As it looks more and more likely that she'll have to go to jail instead of a fictional lockdown rehab, maybe we'll get lucky and she'll just stay there forever to avoid jail.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty bad when Charlie Sheen, the Warlock himself gives up on you.
ReplyDeleteAsh, right??!!! When u worse than sheen, u gotta know u have HUGE problems. And what can charlie say? " hey! Thats my scene!" Lol
DeleteI was thinking the same thing...how screwed up can you be if Charlie kicks you to the curb?
DeleteRehab won't cure her delusional behavior and unbelievable sense of self entitlement. Which is what her real problem is. Psychotherapy maybe?
ReplyDeleteAgreed Astrid. Serious mental health counseling.
DeleteWhat astrid said.
DeleteAstrid, rehab won't but if she actively pursues recovery she will change. Recovery programs are all about changing. I have my fingers crossed for her but I don't have my hopes up. Not everyone gets to be saved. Sometimes people just die
DeleteHow has the IRS not taken her passport?
ReplyDeleteDont u get it? They prob buying her plane tickets, lol, to get rid of her!!
DeleteDia said: Sorry to put my happy message in the Lohag post...
ReplyDeleteIf not a Lohag post, where?!?!
Good grief, girlie Lohag!! Get your shit together! I'm...shocked at how many freaking chances she has had. /smdh
@dia, happy spring and Easter to you, too! And we NEED something happy in a Lohag post. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to you too Karen!
Delete*clink*
Well, she did have ONE good day in a row! That's a start?
ReplyDeletewinning?
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that Charlie Sheen still manages to get his ass to work but Lohag can't. You know you've hit rock bottom when you're more messed up than Charlie Sheen!
ReplyDeleteWord to the general
Delete@LottaColada,
ReplyDeleteI am so obsessed with your little doggie! Everytime I see your name, I look for the cute dog eating a cupcake. I have a Cairn Terrier (Toto dog) named Bella and they look similar.
Anyways Happy Friday/Good Friday everyone!!!
@elisacg- Aww thank you! Happy Good Friday to you too :)
DeleteHappy GOT weekend Dia :)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how excited I am for GOT! I've read the books, I know what happens. But I'm still pumped to revisit all my favorite characters.
DeleteSame here Jeneral! I'm dreading the you know what that's going to happen cause its so heartbreaking but I'm excited to see everything else (like the bear fight and Mance and the Reeds! The Reeds are one of my favorites, they know so much!)
DeleteGOT GOT GOT!!!
DeleteAnd Easter! Can you tell that Easter is my favorite holiday :D
Hugs to you RCB!
Whoo hoo!! Happy GoT and Doctor Who weekend to everyone!
DeleteDoctor Who is this weekend too? Oh my! Nerd- mania! Exciting!
DeleteGOT!!!
DeleteI wonder why police almost had to escort her off. She looks sooooo oldddd in that picture.
ReplyDeleteProb so messed, puking everywhere andwouldnt leave, pugs
DeleteI can't help wondering if Charlie looks at Logag a bit self righteously and thinks, "Well, I was never that bad!" or if it makes him realize what he put his crew through on Two and a Half Men.
ReplyDeletePS Logag was a total typo, but I'm kinda loving it!
Logag!!!! Your keyboard knows Blohan better than the rest of us do!
DeleteKat- ahh, the unhappy mirror
DeleteI was just thinking about how surprising it was that her first day on set went so well when we clearly know she's still messed up...and then I read this
ReplyDeleteMy theory is that the second day was messed up on purpose so that she could live up to her negative persona. It's possible that the negative press is more lucrative than the positive press.
DeleteSomewhere I read a story she stole a bracelet from the set. Shocking I know.
ReplyDeleteHopefully she'll commit a crime in Brazil and they will incarcerate her, eliminating the need for our tax dollars to be spent on her further prosecutions. She'd never make it out of a Brazilian jail alive.
ReplyDeletePlease DON'T HIRE HER....
ReplyDeleteI don't get the puking in the parking lot, she had a trailer right? I also want to know what would warrant a police escort. Did she start stealing things off the set?
ReplyDeleteGirl needs to follow Tara Reid's professional path. We are rarely subjected to her, she just hangs on yachts with men who don't want publicity.
Thanks Dia for the sweet friday message! I am hoping to work a 1/2 day today :)
Wishing everyone a great weekend, I'm hoping the sun comes out!
Katy- pukinh in parking lot= completely unaware of where you are. Pathetic.
DeletePuking, sorry
DeleteLogag works, too!
ReplyDeleteAnd cue dina-: " lindsay was fine, i cant imagine how these rumors get started." Lol
ReplyDeleteI agree Rickatoo. Wouldn't it be glorious if she did something stupid in a country that has really grimy prisons?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Brazil doesn't want The Lohag. Maybe she's going for some site seeing while checking in on her clothing line? Yep, that's totally what's happening here!
ReplyDeleteShout out to White Lilly - the voice of all Brazil! We need the low down on the Ho down.
@katydid, we don't see Tara Reid very often. Lohag can't be out of the public eye that long because she craves attention.
ReplyDeleteRobert Downey Jr was a huge druggie but he was able to turn his life around, I think the problem for LiLo isn't so much the substance abuse but her personality disorder. Ain't no rehab gonna cure that, that takes a committment on her part to long-term therapy with a professional skilled in treating this kind of disorder. Sad, sad, sad, watching her self-destruction.
ReplyDeleteShocker!
ReplyDeleteThanks Dia! Wishing you many happy things too.
ReplyDelete@Astrid: If she cuts loose from her family first. As long as she's tied to that lot, she hasn't a chance in hell.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/29/lindsay-lohan-brazil-table-drunk/
ReplyDeleteLindsay in Brazil.
Let her stay there.
Happy (payday) Friday! :D
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be a great weekend: season finale of The Walking Dead and the beginning of GoT!
@Badguesser, here's the clicky version :) blohan under the table
ReplyDeleteI agree @rickatoo, but Brazil isn't that bad. She needs to make a side trip to Colombia.
ReplyDelete@Kaye - I was going to say the same thing, drugs and alcohol are NOT her biggest problems. She has a personality disorder and until she recognizes she has a personality disorder, she's not going to get the help she really needs.
I just can't with her........
ReplyDelete@Captivagrl Is that a blue crab? Mmmmmmm
Oh and Happy Spring to all in the land of CDAN!
ReplyDeleteWow....u are bad off when u can't even focus long enough to make your money. SMH......
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday Dia and to all the other CDANers. I hope at least some of you don't have to work today. I am one of the unlucky ones.
ReplyDeleteit takes talent to be worse than charkie sheen
ReplyDeleteNever thought I'd feel sorry for Charlie Sheen. I still think, though, under all the crap, he's got a kind streak.
ReplyDeleteHey Rickatoo..Nice to see you, it's been a while.
ReplyDeleteDia, as always your sentiments are most appreciate..Happy Friday all..
Yeah if she has a trailer why would you puke in the parking lot. I mean come on girl. Have you no dignity? And if you don't want people taking pictures of you in a club don't go to a club! It's NOT alcohol or drugs but she's got a personality disorder that will never be cured.
She is circling the drain.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be glorious if she did something stupid in a country that has really grimy prisons?
ReplyDeleteWhat a fascinating thought! Lilo needs to try to pull some shit in Indonesia or someplace like that and try to get her My Cousin Vinny lawyer to talk her way out of it.
She helped herself to a beautiful bracelet that she wore on the show, per DM.
ReplyDelete"Yet, they call this Friday good" T.S.Eliot. Hi, Dia:)
Let us not forget the necklace & earrings. Little thief made off with those, too. She claims to have had permission & the cost deducted from her pay.
DeleteLohans. Kardashians. Beiber. One plane. One Bermuda triangle.
ReplyDeleteShe's so Neely O'Hara!
ReplyDeleteHi Agent! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou have a FAB day darlin'!!!
ever since i heard she was going to brazil, i've wondered if this wasn't some plan to avoid jail.
ReplyDeletein any case, i have a feeling her time's about up. as in, up for GOOD. i don't think she'll be around at all much longer from the shit she's doing and the way she looks. just about over for lilo.
Yeah. It's hard to find coke in Brazil, right?
ReplyDeleteHappy Spring. I definitely need something positive right now!
@Dia - It's cool. I'm pretty sure Jesus died for her sins.
ReplyDelete@Agent: I just listened to T.S. Eliot reading that very poem on Youtube a little while ago!
ReplyDeleteRobert, my peer ! Sitting here with our worn copy of Four Quartets, wondering if anybody would know what I was referring to. Nice to "see" you:)
ReplyDelete@Agent: You, too! References like that are what keep me hovering around the blog, reading if not always commenting. I always enjoy your input, too.
ReplyDeleteI can't find anything online that backs up Enty's statements. No parking lot puking, no hiding in the trailer. Anyone have a link? Am I just too sleepy to google properly?
ReplyDeleteTMZ dummy.
DeleteHas this ugly worthless trick ever Googled herself? She reminds me of an ex boss I had that suffered from Dwarfism but would accuse me of being jealous of her.
ReplyDeleteAlso, a normal person would not be buying jewelry when they owe the IRS so much money. Her kleptomania and pathological ways will hopefully be her demise soon.
ReplyDeleteUgh. I am spending my weekend cleaning out the wardrobes (and can anyone tell me why the cockroaches poo in drawers that have paper - no food, yuck) & this trick can't be bothered working for 3 days. Oh, and in case you don't know, cockroaches in Australia come into clean houses, they also fly & that means they can often avoid the poson when your house gets sprayed. I'm probably dealing with the Lohag's relatives.
ReplyDelete"I still think, though, under all the crap, he's got a kind streak."
ReplyDeleteSure, when he's not too busy beating or shooting his girlfriends.
Hope someone leaks the video of it!
ReplyDelete@Feraltart- they eat glue on envelopes and boxes. I can't remember why my mother told me that.....but hope it helps!
ReplyDelete:)
^ Popnursing, they eat paper bag glue, too. So if you recycle, you should get rid of those in your house quickly.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Lindsay Lohan being in Brasil, can't we all just turn out our lights and tell her the US has gone out of business when she tries to go back? Nothing here, sorry, just stay in Brasil!
Eerrrgh!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know why she's here, she even came to my city, that little blergh!
She's at Lollapalooza. The picture of her under the table is probably in one of the VIP areas.
And to think I almost went to this concert... eeeeew!
Oh, and this is the funniest pic of her arriving at the airport, look at the girl trying to take a pic of her... http://fotografia.folha.uol.com.br/galerias/14912-lindsay-lohan-no-brasil#foto-259737
ReplyDeleteSorry, not clickable :(
We need a close up on those bracelets in 'under the table' picture. Photographic evidence...BAM.
ReplyDeleteAlso, she has put a lot of miles on those shoes!
Thank you White Lilly! That was priceless!
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you to everyone who thanked me. I don't want anyone to feel left out of the love!
I have to go to work now :( But then off all next week!!! Hip hip hooray!