Kristen Stewart Wants Patrick Schwarzenegger

Patrick Schwarzenegger lost out on Taylor Swift. Well, kind of. They still made out but he was not her "boyfriend," and thus ineligible to have a song written about him. Kind of like when you go to McDonald's but they tell you they are still only serving breakfast so you don't eat and don't feel bad after. You just saved your hunger for some place better. Like Five Guys or In-N-Out. Anyway, Patrick was at Taylor Lautner's birthday party where every guy had to remove their shirt upon entering. I kid, I kid. Anyway, Kristen Stewart was there and the next thing you know she and Patrick are canoodling and then were amorous enough with each other that people suggested they get a room. This of course is from Star, so take it for what it is worth, but I'm kind of shocked there are no photos from the party.