Thursday, March 21, 2013

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Pose For A Photo Together - Kristen Probably Pregnant From This

The tabloids orgasmed so loudly earlier this week that you would have thought Jennifer Aniston has given birth to triplets and named them People, US, and Life & Style. Although those would be cool names for a kid, I think I would hold out for their crazy quadruplet brother, Globe. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went to a bar together earlier this week. Although they never kissed or even held hands, the tabloids have the couple back together and probably planning their wedding. Vampire based with blood orange vodka shots. Robert will also double as the wedding singer and Kristen is working on matching trucker hats for her bridesmaids which consists mainly of women that she seems really overly fond of and Jodie Foster performing the ceremony while whispering for Kristen to call her.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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56 comments:

  1. Kelly6:17 AM

    Oh snap Enty! Lmao

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  2. TheEntrepreneursWife6:18 AM

    Sounds like a BI reveal to me!

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  3. VIPblonde6:18 AM

    They probably had a bet on who could sleep with that girl first

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  4. Veech6:19 AM

    So... Jodi WAS the one who sent Kristen the car...!

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  5. FSP6:19 AM

    Reveal!

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    1. LottaColada6:27 AM

      @FSP- I have sadface over your blackout =(

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    2. dia papaya7:23 AM

      Me too Lotta :(

      Always the gentlemen Mr FSP. You are good people. Hugs to you!

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  6. Henriette6:20 AM

    Gross! Jodie played Kstew's mother.

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  7. AuntJess6:21 AM

    Blood orange vodka shots. Yum. That's all.

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    1. dia papaya7:24 AM

      I was thinking the same think AuntJess!!!

      You are snowed in so have fun!

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  8. J Ruth 6:25 AM

    Am I the only one who noticed what Kristen is doing in this photo?! Um, that hand signal means something...

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  9. LottaColada6:25 AM

    I love how we get reveals within stories now!

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  10. Meanie Rhysie6:25 AM

    Oooh! Ahhh!!! I love unexpected reveals!! Thanks, Enty!

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  11. a non a miss6:29 AM

    Nope- I noticed that gesture..is KStew trolling us?

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  12. auntliddy6:30 AM

    Rob patterson always looks soooooo miserable.

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  13. FSP6:32 AM

    @Lotta - day of mourning.

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    1. a non a miss6:36 AM

      I can respect that FSP

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    2. LottaColada6:41 AM

      @FSP- Aww, you warm my <3. Is it personal or related to our fellow reader?

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  14. FSP6:46 AM

    Fellow reader.

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    1. LottaColada6:47 AM

      @FSP- so sweet, props.

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    2. dia papaya7:27 AM

      Always the Gentle Man FSP. Tipping my hat to you.

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    3. All about Eve8:52 AM

      @FSP, that's so nice :)

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  15. Erika6:46 AM

    Rob looks like he's mentally holding up a sign that says "Help Me". That explains this blind. http://blindgossip.com/?p=51375#more-51375

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  16. timebob 6:46 AM

    i'm so happy Twilight is over, that is all.

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  17. Meanie Rhysie6:49 AM

    (((FSP))) Tears in my eyes again at the many wonderful people here. <3

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  18. Erika6:50 AM

    We have to wait until August for this fuckery to be over.
    (sorry, I don't know how to make links clicky)
    http://blindgossip.com/?p=51337

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  19. Henriette6:53 AM

    RPatz looks like he's wearing a shirt that says:"I'm with stupid."

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  20. Frufra6:59 AM

    I'm lovin' the phrase "crazy quadruplet brother, Globe". Well done. Plus the "I'm with Stupid" thing. Also gold. I love those shirts :-).

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  21. Frufra6:59 AM

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  22. crila167:01 AM

    Wow...KStew is so cool and hip giving the backwards peace sign. I wish I was as cool as she is.

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  23. Robert7:12 AM

    The tabloids will do what they think will sell magazines or page hits. Personally, I still think this whole thing has been fake from start to finish. If there was any truth in it, after the media frenzy concerning her supposed "fling" with the director, and given the way he then quite deliberately through her under the bus even though he'd been doing the same all along, and given that he acted publicly as he she needed to beg for him to take her back, I'd be disappointed in her if she had anything further to do with him. I thought (and still think) she's stronger-minded than that, while he's behaved like a creep.

    If it was (is) real and she really wants him, that's her call, but she'll be making a huge mistake that will eventually come back to haunt her.

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  24. ethorne7:14 AM

    Lol at K Stew giving the international rug muncher sign.

    And girl, please stop with the damn 90's Baywatch hair part.

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  25. Frufra7:16 AM

    Yes! ethorne! That's what her hair looks like - ding ding ding!

    Just blew the pic up for shits and grins, and damn, Rob is blotto, eh?

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  26. ethorne7:19 AM

    @Frufra-It drives me nuts, even on the red carpet she has that same stank flip that Courtney Stodden does.

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  27. Its just U7:20 AM

    That means F*** Off over here.

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  28. Star7:38 AM

    Oh god Rob looks miserable, he looks like he would rather be back in Australia

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  29. Erika7:51 AM

    The woman that took the pic wrote about the encounter. It's not what everyone thinks.
    http://radcollector.com/columns/lauraaustin/2013/03/21/from-the-horses-mouth-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-leak/

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    1. All about Eve9:07 AM

      Erika's 2nd link

      I love the comments in the article, the Twihards refuse to believe these two are anything but madly in love lol

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  30. Colleen8:14 AM

    Thanks Erika!

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  31. Erika8:19 AM

    no prob :)

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  32. Unknown8:52 AM

    KStew's gesture seems to agree with the post.

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  33. All about Eve9:12 AM

    I was trying to find a picture of KStew and Jodie Foster and instead I found this:

    FREE HAMMACONDA!

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  34. Erika9:13 AM

    Thanks All about Eve! You forgot this one, though. XOXO
    http://blindgossip.com/?p=51375#more-51375

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  35. AKM9:17 AM

    Mad props for the blackout. I think I shall copy and do the same.

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  36. Sherry9:21 AM

    Yeah that is the carpet muncher sign kids..Like how Enty has been sneaking in some reveals.

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  37. Erika9:28 AM

    @AaEve
    Dude, they are rabid on Tumblr. I can't tell you the names I've been called just because I've said I don't like her. There's this one 37 year old woman that won't get off of my ass. I asked once what would the the robsten fandom blogs do if/when Robsten is over and she responded "WHEN Rob ad Kristen get maried and have children we will still be here celebrating their love" and don't even get me started on the photoshoped pics of them with children. Although, when she was caught cheating, it was magical. They were sobbing like little babies sayig that they'd lose respect for Rob forever if he broke up with her and "threw away years of love" just because she was "manipulated and used by an older man." because Kristen is so innocent. Some people, to this day, think that it was fake. Even though she released a statement. It's madness.

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    1. All about Eve11:08 AM

      @Erika, I had no idea they were that delusional and die hard! I'm not into the Twilight craze so I never read these articles before and now I'm kinda wishing I never had, they're really crazy lol

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  38. Anonymous9:58 AM

    jodi, u nasty slumrat. She played your pre teen daughter in a movie!!!!

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  39. Phillygrrl10:11 AM

    ...and there's your reveal, folks!

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  40. Shit You Can't Buy11:13 AM

    RP is like 'snap the goddamn picture, so KS can get in her minicooper and drive away, leave me the fuck alone'

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  41. feraltart12:01 PM

    FSP, what a kind, thoughtful thing to do.

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    1. Agent**It5:29 PM

      FSP, ditto. xo. I ate a pint of ice cream today to help with the blues.

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  42. NaughtyNurse5:08 PM

    Jodi loves that POS Mel Gibson, so it should not come as a shock that she would be hitting on a too-young-for-her woman who played her little girl in a movie not long ago.

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  43. Kloie7:17 PM

    Shovel face + dead eyes forever

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