"Justin is in a good place right now." Words to live by if you are a Justin Bieber fan. They were spoken by his manager, Scooter Braun, who took time off from his tennis lesson with Muffy and their son Chip to share with us that amazing statement. Justin could be sucking down purple drank 24/7 and juicing himself with enough steroids and heroin to make the world run out of needles and Scooter would be making the same statement. At the height of Amy Winehouse's addiction, her manager and label kept saying everything was great and that her new album would come out soon. Even though the world knows now that Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal because of crap ticket sales, Braun says it was a technical issue that forced the cancellation. You know, but for some strange reason does not affect the first show and does not specify what that technical reason is. But, Scooter wants you to know Justin is in a good place.
Why does this idiot where a gas mask?
ReplyDeleteScooter...hahaha
Urgh
ReplyDeleteHe's OBVIOUSLY doing awesome.
ReplyDeleteReally ? Let me say that again REALLY ?
ReplyDeleteThe kid could have a syringe hanging out of his arm, and his management would probably say he's OK. Sad, really.
ReplyDeleteI juar want him to pull up his pants and stand up straight. Oh, and maybe stop with the wrinkled forehead a la the douchey Smith kid.
ReplyDeleteYes , instead of trying to right the ship, he's all oh we want a crooked ship. Try to help moron, not enable.
ReplyDeleteI would love to be walking behind this kid and yell at him: "Pull up your pants, young man! And, for fuck's sake, walk upright!!" I used to do that...albeit, in a nicer tone...to the young guys I worked with. LOL You can imagine the looks and sometimes (not often, mind you!) they listened!
ReplyDeletePictures and facts say different...
ReplyDeleteI want to call that guy Scooter Pie.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with him that a good attitude adjustment won't fix, that is!
ReplyDeleteso is enty alluding to the fact that he has a heroin, steroid, purple drank addiction????
ReplyDeleteI had no problem with the Beibs when he first became famous; he was a cute little kid who got really, really, really, REALLY lucky. It's a shame that he's apparently going the Britney/Lindsay/Amanda route rather than the Jodie F/Dakota Fanning route.
ReplyDeleteNow, I just see him as another entitled little shit who I just can't with and hope their 15 minutes is up soon.
I wouldn't be surprised if Biebs was into purple drank and taking some kind of growth hormone. The drank for kicks, the HGH in an attempt to grow out of his small body.
ReplyDeleteHopefully Will Smith will be a good influence.
ReplyDeleteI don't care for the Beibs and think he's a little douche but I don't want to see him destroy himself.
Hmmm... methinks he's trying to go the low-rent Michael Jackson route - instead of a sequined glove, he's wearing pants below his underwear. Instead of medical face masks, he's wearing a gas mask. His popularity with teenage girls is giving him the mis-interpretation that he's some kind of musical superstar, and it's just not happening. For all of Michael's faults, his music did appeal to a mass audience - Bieber's never will - and his childish ego won't let him see this. Too bad his "managers" and adults who surround him don't have the courage to kick his little ass and straighten him out, instead of being "yes men" and cashing the checks.
ReplyDeleteROIDS!!!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, Amy Winehouse had been sober for a bit and a slip was what did her in.
ReplyDeleteWhat I wouldn't give to punch this little douche in the face.
ReplyDeletei love the headline with this pic.
ReplyDeletemy 7 year old told me she hates justin beiber b/c he took drugs and is in the hospital. how does she know that? gossip from school.
(we don't have t.v.)
Maybe the purple drank/HGH/gas mask regimen is all part of the Bane Starter Kit.
ReplyDeleteWhat the Hell is purple drank??
ReplyDeleteXtina canceled a concert date on her Stripped Tour. They made an excuse to save face, but it was low ticket sales. Kind of looks bad singing to a bunch of empty seats.
ReplyDelete@ItsjustU
ReplyDeletePrescription cough syrup (Promethazine and codeine) mixed with grape soda and Jolly Ranchers.
Gag.
Although this might be an example of Attribution Error on my part, when I see dickheads like Justin doing stuff like this, I assume that their reasoning is something akin to the following:
ReplyDelete"This is MY face, not yours. You can't have this. I'm not going to let you take a picture of it today, even though I'm out in public. However, the way I'm going to keep you from seeing my face is by wearing this absurdly attention-seeking mask, which will draw attention to the fact that I don't want your attention."
Which is such a little spoiled kid / schoolyard thing to do, when you think about it. I thought this very same thing when Michael Jackson used to do it, with those damned sequined masks of his...
@Lola thanks.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds horrible. We have plenty of cough syrup 'recipes' over here but we don't have grape juice or jolly ranchers.
I thought it was some kind of methalated spirits that hardcore alcoholics use.
@Lola. Yes, I'm sure the Church of $cientology will welcome Justin with open arms. A little niacin,a quick steam bath and a couple hours of screaming at an ashtray, and Justin's problems will all be behind him. Just as soon as they finish checking his credit.
ReplyDeleteJustin is on uppers, downers, and all arounders. It's how he functions. Which would explain the mood swings and agitation.
ReplyDeleteSame thing for RiRi. And Chris Brown of course.
Anyone that smokes that much weed (as they do) and still functions so well, is mixing it will an upper.
*Snoop Dogg is a very rare exception. Beibs is relatively inexperienced with the stoner life.
What Sue & Thomas said!
ReplyDeleteThat purple drank sounds absolutely awful. I feel a Sheldon-esque "Oh good lord!" coming on.
@Gayeld
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson didn't drag Britany into his crazy ass "Catholic" church...he just offered help.
Will Smith seems like a decent guy, and sometimes help is nothing more than help with no strings attached.
(As an aside, if the Smiths ARE CoS, I don't think they are in terribly deep; if they were, you know COB would be whoring them out like nobody's business to get new recruits.)
FSP: We should all be happy we don't have to see his face. Frankly I think he's just doing that as a joke.,.He's 19 and probably thinks it's funny. But someone needs an intervention!
ReplyDeleteThis is kinda sad to see. All the joy is gone from his face, and he's never been a bright bulb. I think this is going to get much worse. Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteI think this can all be summed up with "This is NOT going to end well."
ReplyDeleteJustin is turning into a freak. He keeps it up, the young girls are even going to get turned off.
ReplyDeleteThis is nothing more or less than a sustained publicity gimmick to make him seem less Osmond-erific and more, um, mature.
ReplyDelete"..in a good place right now". Isn't that what Dina says about Lindsay??
ReplyDeleteAs for Will Smith being a good influence: I used to like Will. In fact, I had a serious crush on him in his Fresh Rrince days. But his own kids are so godawful uncharming.
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ReplyDeleteThis poor kid is already having a meltdown and he just turned 19. His head is all messed up with success. Add drugs to that, and he's in big trouble.
ReplyDeleteFunny, when my friend's drug addict cousin wanted to get high with his buddies, he would call it going to his good place.
ReplyDeleteHe really is going the way of Vanilla Ice. In about 5 years he'll have learned to play the guitar and have shed his teeny-pop image for for hardcore that no one listens to. At least Vanilla Ice had "Ninja Rap" as his legacy (I can't help it, I LOVE/hate that that video and song!). What will Beiber have as his legacy? Diaper pants?
ReplyDeleteWhy won't any of his posse/friends/whatever tell him that the pants under his ass looks ridiculous? WHYYYY??? And why has he been hunching over like Gollum?
ReplyDelete@Turkish...
ReplyDeleteHave you ever read what Will Smith said about his son making those stupid faces in pics?
It was something to the effect of, "I've told him that he looks like an idiot but I just let him do it because when he gets older I'm going to laugh and tell him I told him so."
I think he knows his kids think they are all that.
Anyone who is old enough to be someone's manager is too old to be called "Scooter."
ReplyDeleteHow much does it have to suck that the whole world YOU THOUGHT loved you has turned on you. his ego might need the drugs to make him believe he is still on top. THEIR ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU. THEIR ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU
ReplyDeletei hate those PINKETT kids. I refuse to believe will smith genes had anything to do with those kids.. all jada doing
ReplyDeleteErm, they both look just like Will.
Delete"...who took time off from his tennis lesson with Muffy and their son Chip..."
ReplyDeleteBwahaha.
I see that picture and all I can hear is 'Are you my mummy?'
ReplyDelete(and other doctor who-ites out there?)
mell61, yes! And damn Davd Tennant for leaving. I really don't like the new doctor.
ReplyDeleteI thought Doctor Who as well, but I doubt the Beiber is as cool as us.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else see this Onion article? Made me laugh so hard....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/singing-dancing-boy-upset,31621/
^That cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteHe is NOT having a very good week.
Did anyone read about his fans lashing out at Olivia Wilde for telling him to put on a shirt?