Jesse James Is Getting Married Again

I was going to make a joke in the headline about Sandra Bullock not being invited, but you know what, after everything they went through together and her public humiliation, I think Sandra would probably go if she was invited. She has a sense of humor and is best friends with George Lopez even though he cheated on his loving kidney donating wife with hookers so maybe Sandra would go if invited. Jesse is supposed to be marrying Alexis DeJoria at the end of this month. Alexis is filthy stinking rich so the wedding will probably be nice. She is the daughter of billionaire John Paul Dejoria aka Paul Mitchell hair care products. This would be Jesse's fourth marriage and 36th engagement. The invitation says Nazi formal wear is expected.