Somewhere out there in this world are 1000 women who all share one thing in common. They got to be part of the Hugh Hefner assembly line and have sex with him. Hugh said in an interview with Esquire that he has had sex with over 1000 women, but only one each time he was married. He said that he made up for lost time when he divorced. I could probably see him and the first 500-600 women. He is in his 80's though so presumably a great deal of these have been after he hit, say 70. I just find it hard to believe that so many women would be willing to throw themselves at the feet of the wrinkly balled octogenarian and have sex with him. What is in it for you? Obviously if you are 1 out of 1000 it is not likely you will be remembered. Does he give you an autographed condom wrapper? Coupon to the early bird special at Denny's?
I feel the sudden need to shower. Again.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna hurl.
ReplyDeleteOh that places that peen has seen
ReplyDeleteo.O The first thing I read has to be about Ol' Wrinkly Balls?! There goes breakfast...
ReplyDeleteMe too!
ReplyDeleteNot surprised in the least by this. If you want to become PMOY, you have to pay the piper.
ReplyDeletePoor choice of words, I realize.
How does this stack up to Gene Simmons supposed numbers?
ReplyDeleteLotta I think you mean Richard.
Delete@FSP - ha!
Delete@FSP, for some reason I confused Richard with Russell. Too many slutty Simmons.
DeleteI was trying to figure out how many women he has slept with a year. He got married at 23 and though I doubt that he was a virgin then, I'll assume it for the equation.
ReplyDeleteOnce you subtract all the years of marriage (21 combined, not counting the present three months) and the 23 years before sex, he's had 43 years of...non-celibacy.
Equating to approximately 23-24 women a year. So, two a month. Still gross.
Where's your self respect ladies!? So gross!
ReplyDeleteDamn. Almost 38 and I'm still only in the (really really low) two figures. I have a lot of catching up to do.
ReplyDeleteWhat number is considered normal or average??
Delete@Kimberly - I have no idea, and don't really care. I can't imagine I'd be any happier if I had slept with a lot more women.
DeleteUgh, I just threw up in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda surprised it's *only* 1,000: Playboy has been around forever.
ReplyDeleteThis is such juvenile moronic behavour. Who cares how nany women he slept with? And im in board with the ewww factor- those peen parts been too many places to be touched. Ugh squared.
ReplyDeletePales in comparison to Wilt Chamberlain's record of 20k women.
ReplyDeleteSeems kinda low to me.
ReplyDeleteHe was smokin' when he was younger but not so much for a long time. I suspect most of the "sex" was what one of the Girls Next Door (can't remember who) described as basically porn on tee vee with Hef fapping off (courtesy viagra) as two of the GND played with each other in front of him. I also think there was some oil involved but I'd really rather not google for more details ;)
@Dewie- I can't unread this. Unfortunately.
DeleteI don't believe it for a second. I saw him in person about 10 years ago surrounded by a group of ugly, plastic looking blondes. He looked so old and fragile, definitely no sex machine.
ReplyDeleteThat seems rather low to me. I would have put him around 1000 just in the early 1970s. 200 a year for 5 years isn't unrealistic for someone who had orgies at their house daily.
ReplyDelete{shudder}
ReplyDeleteI still want to believe that epic blind that Playboy is a front for Hugh being the biggest queen of all time.
Thats nothing compared to the 150,000 men each, the retired twin prostitutes in Amsterdam slept with...and they're more than 20 years younger than Hugh Heffner. Heff needs to catch up. Amateur.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many men and women Lilo the ho has done and if you get extra points for ass to ass???
ReplyDeleteI can't even shake hands in church. I can't imagine what sleeping with 1,000 people would be like.
ReplyDeleteI bet some of his parts will fall off.
Some days I want to weep for my sisters. Why, women? Why???
ReplyDeleteI never bought Hugh Hefner's story. I call bullshit on his whole persona.
ReplyDeleteOnly 1000 for Hef? That's almost puritan compared to even some average people.
ReplyDelete@Agent**It - You beat me to it!
ReplyDeleteWhat's her name in that pic is just disgusting looking. That is all.
ReplyDeleteThat many sexual partners, you'd think he'd get bored with sex after awhile. I certainly would.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere Warren Beatty is like "lol, nice try Hugh."
ReplyDeleteGood one annanaannnaaaa. At one time Hef wasn't bad looking and it's no doubt women will do anything to get a chance at being a STAH! Even sleep with old wrinkly balls here.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't actually say he slept with 1000 women. He was estimating that it "must have been at least a thousand", but it's a fair or possibly even low estimate especially based on Karen's number-crunching (thanks Karen!)
ReplyDeleteAgreed with a couple others above: it's _only_ 1000? Playboy started in the 50s.
ReplyDeleteHefty may be old but he hasn't lost his looks or charm. There's plenty of Anna Nicole's out there willing to have sex with him despite his age.
ReplyDeleteCome on, you ladies can't fool me. Every single one of us wants to be shagged by the one and only Hef. He's hawt
ReplyDeleteThere was a description a few years back (I think from a "tell all" book) that had Hef lying on a bed, Viagra enhanced, and girls in a line each climbing up for a bounce or two. Methinks this may be the source of some of the number.
ReplyDeleteI respected the bimbette in the photo a hell of a lot more when she played runaway bride and refused to marry him the first time. I don't for one minute believe she's truly in love with him.
ReplyDelete@Kimberley, I think the average/normal question is different for each individual. It is really no-one's business. I have a friend who has a controlling ass for a husband & she admitted that if he knew how many people she'd been with he would be disappointed. I am so sad for her that she married a guy she couldn't be herself around.
ReplyDeleteso that's about two a year ... sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteSomehow the "1000" figure reminded me of when my son was young and "million" was used for any large figure, i.e. over 10. The senility is setting in, "Women I slept with? Umm, ah, a 1000!"
ReplyDeleteIf i was in his shoes I would have done the exact same thing. Screw all you judgmental bitches.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...Hugh Hefner was quite good looking back in the day. It was a new era of sexual freedom in the late 50s, 60s & 70s.
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm not *that* old, but I was aware of a program called "Playboy After Dark." I tried to stay up late one night to sneak a peek & all it was was a bunch of people sitting around talking. LOL! I just remember seeing Hefner in a "smoking jacket" with a pipe. And he was very handsome (in my tiny mind).
He was with Barbi Benton (why do I remember her name?) for a long time in the 70s, but never married her. So it's not far out of the realm that he's been with so many women.
This is gonna sound snarky, but I don't mean it like that. But a while back, in one of the blinds, someone pointed out that there was life before 1985. LOL
And there was definitely a different attitude developing towards sex in the 60s & 70s.
But no...I'd never hit it in a million years. Ha-ha!
David Bowie on the other hand.... ;-)
I think 1000 sounds low for him having lived this way as long as he has.
ReplyDeleteAnd how many guys?
ReplyDeleteAnd what number of MEN?
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