Just a month or so after officially dumping her last boyfriend and hooking back up with her previous boyfriend, boxer, Vladimir Klitschko comes news from
US Weekly that the couple are secretly engaged. I have never really understood the secret engagement. I understand the secret wedding because you don't want the press to come or you think no press will show up which would be even more embarrassing so you get married on the qt. The qt is not the same as the dl. You definitely do not want the press to know if you are on the dl but would not mind if something happened while it was on the qt.
QT????
ReplyDeleteLotta - quiet
Delete@FSP, you mean to tell me it's not quality time?
DeleteP.S: that ass cracks me up every time
@Lotta, I don't think in this sense.
Delete"Ass cracks"
No pun intended?
@FSP, pun was unintentional but it works well considering what Cracken is working with here.
DeleteIs that really a bedazzled pasty under her top?
ReplyDeleteBy golly, it is. I would not be surprised if she did some vajazzling as well.
DeleteShe's afraid the news would affect her client base?
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous. He's hot.
ReplyDeleteWladimir.
ReplyDeleteOkay, what is up with her proportions? Bobbleheaded, bigass boobs. Is it because she's so tiny and he's not? Seriously, I'm kinda messed up looking at this pic. Help a blonde, people!
ReplyDelete@meanie reese, check out this link Hayden's Weird Chest
DeleteIs it just a bad boob job? She's def oddly proportioned.
@onyx- EWWW
DeleteHandsome couple. Like the bondage bustier.
ReplyDeleteOn the QT, and very hush hush
ReplyDeleteYou're not seeing things - she's always been a bobblehead.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mooshki. I've been just staring at it going, "wtf?!"
ReplyDeleteHe is 6'6 to her 5'2. That arm on her waist is helping her balance as she stands on her tippytoes to get in the frame,lol
ReplyDeleteHe must have a huge dong.
ReplyDeleteI can only think of Hayden as Amanda Knox from that Lifetime movie.
@Onyx ewwww. The dreaded canyon! I want a boob job but I am terrified of getting that did-you-get-shot chest canyon!!
ReplyDeleteHollywood Confidential!
ReplyDelete@Lotta--I thought quality time, too hehe. Then I thought FSP was trying to tell you to be quiet...
ReplyDeleteAnd, I love your Westie! I used to have a Westie when I was a kid. He was a nut. :(
@JoleneJolene- Haha @FSP should tell me to be quiet as I've been awfully vocal on this thread.
DeleteMy dog is actually a yorkie but he is platinum blonde so I can see why you thought he was a westie. Thanks!
@Onyx--GAH! Those pictures of Hayden's boobs are scary! It looks like one deflated, like Tori Spelling styles. ICK.
ReplyDeleteAw, man! Be happy with what you have, gals! Make the most of what you have! I hate plastic surgery. ;(
ReplyDeleteShe could do alot worse. At least you can see that they care about each other. We know she's into very rough sex play and he broke up with her bc he was afraid he would hurt her. I can definitely see why he would have that concern. Plus we also know she has been sexually abused by her father and pimped out to others growing up. This relationship might be the most normal one she will ever have.
ReplyDelete@borg - that's what I was thinking - maybe for once someone in her life will be kind to her...
Delete@ onyx, it looks like she got the boob job to Get cleavage. From the way her chest spreads , she looked to have a wide breast gap so the surgeon pushed em together, so it looks like one implant is sitting on a bone ridge while the other is properly positioned. What a Derp.
ReplyDeleteOh okay thanks for the explanation @steampunk jazz, i was wondering what was going on. I watch Nashville and I couldn't believe they made her wear that on the show when her chest looked that bad.
ReplyDeleteThey both look like they have genetic disorders.
ReplyDelete@Gem...that can happen when women with almost no body fat and/or a bony sternum. It can also happen when the implants are placed on top of the chest muscles.
ReplyDeleteOn another note...
I LOVE the color of her dress.
Did her and tori spelling use the same guy??? Pity.
ReplyDeleteHey Borg Queen, I saw the same comment from you on Celebitchy, looks like we're doing our gossip rounds this morning.
ReplyDelete@ Hunter - ROTLMAO. Thats so funny. I'm glad to know I am not the only gossip comment hound out there. :)
ReplyDeleteYay, @Robert, for getting the reference!
ReplyDeleteHP is really great on Nashville and I often find myself wondering if she's drawing on her real-life stuff for her part. She can sing, too. No talentless bimbo like so many others.
ReplyDelete@dianne, Def agreed, I kinda wrote her off after heroes but this role is so good for her . And I love all the music on the show!
DeleteSecret engagement followed up by press releases.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say the same thing Primadiva. She and Tori Spelling have the ugliest wonky breasts and I would have sued the Dr. for that mess.
ReplyDeleteHey Borg Queen! Haven't seen you in a while.
@Lotta--Aww he looks just like my old Westie! How funny. Still cute of course!
ReplyDeleteEnty forever destroyed Hayden for a lot of people last year with that insane BI.
ReplyDelete@Andy You got that right. I'm not totally convinced all that stuff happened, but I can't watch Hayden anymore without wondering.
DeleteI watch Nashville from time to time (Chicago Fire usually wins out), but I wonder if Hayden has pulled from her own life when she's had to play against her TV mom. Quite realistic. Or maybe she's just a good actress.
is that a some vladimer dick layin on the inseam of those pants hammconda style?
ReplyDeletedo tell, do tell!
sex better be insane
go hayden
qt means quiet tip
@ Seachica - I heard Danny DeVito's voice in my head as I read that!
ReplyDeleteThat was back before Russell Crowe was a total and complete jackass.
I thought he was afraid he was going to end up killing her with how rough she wants it.
ReplyDeleteMan! Adderall does a body good. She looks great, the hair, the dress, the skin,, the body, the make up, the smile, it's all working for her!
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