It is Friday. We just passed the first day of Spring and are almost a quarter of the way through the year already. Taxes are almost due and you are a little behind on your spring cleaning and your bracket picks suck. But hey, at least I will be here blogging all weekend as I crash and burn in my 34 different brackets. There will be reveals too. Speaking of reveals, I am edging closer to 20K followers on Twitter and revealing a very juicy blind item. If you would like to follow me, I am @entylawyer
This actress is A list. Definite. Not a question about it and she has A+ name recognition. Mostly television. She is a little goofy. No question about that. When someone has stars on the ceiling of her bedroom because she likes to see them light up her room at her age, you have to wonder if she had the chance to ever fully embrace adulthood. She may try to act innocent or give the impression that she has not messed around with entire crews before, but she has. Guys who you think would not stand a chance with this actress get her phone number. They can text her and call her and flirt with her and if you make her laugh then you have a pretty good chance of getting to sleep with her. She likes to have a contest of sorts on the shows she has worked on and also garnered a serious flirt and play reputation once when she guest starred on this long time hit network show. The entire cast of men on the show got one week to flirt with her and do their best to get her attention, but when that end of the week party happened, there was only one guy who got to take her back to her hotel. Looking at him, you think to yourself that the B list actor/celebrity/comedian she picked was kind of an odd choice, but again it goes back to making her laugh. They dated all of one night. She is not known for her long term relationships.
Jennifer Love Hewitt?
ReplyDeleteI want names and Evidence,CDAN Detectives.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Love Hewitt, SNL the show, Chris Kattan the guy
ReplyDeleteJLH and Richard Belzer.
ReplyDeleteJ.Love is a good guess. She shows off her vajazzles.
ReplyDelete@Eloise The show is SNL for sure!!!! Not totally sold on JLH; looking at a list of recent female hosts
ReplyDeleteHaha sounds like me in my early 20's .. If you could make me laugh you were in like Flynn
ReplyDeleteSo what A list female, mostly TV stars have hosted SNL? Might not be the show, but sure sounds like it. They are notorious for their end-of-week parties.
ReplyDeleteChris Kattan gives me the skeevies, not sure why.
ReplyDelete@FSP, the horrors of that mental image!!
@Izzie - I know! JLH is just ewww.
DeleteCK is the new Martin Short. At least in the wouldn't-touch-him-with-a-pole department!
DeleteThe Zooey?
ReplyDeleteHeather Locklear
ReplyDeleteJamie Kennedy being the B list comedian/actor/celebrity that was an 'odd choice' looking back.
ReplyDeleteBut she dated him for more than 1 night.
DeleteKaley Cuoco
ReplyDeleteI like this one. She was a child/ teen performer so maybe she didn't get to grow up. She also had a relationship with Johnny Galecki so maybe she sleep with others on the crew as well.
DeleteBut I wouldn't call her A list. I just looked back at the blind. Probably JLH.she was young actor too.
DeleteNot Kaley, too sweet.
DeleteAnd the guy from the show she guested on has got to be Homer Simpson.
ReplyDeleteI used to have those glow in the dark stars in my room as a child. No shame, no shame.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki So far, I pinged The Zooey, Sofia Vergara, and Christina Applegate. They Zooey is in the lead for me, because the blind doesn't say anything about the woman in question having a significant other
ReplyDeleteAdding January Jones to the mix!
ReplyDeleteChristina Applegate
ReplyDeleteI'm going with JLH. Nothing wrong with giving guys a chance and picking the one that makes you laugh.
ReplyDeleteI also thought of the Zooey but don't think it's her. Can we say she's mostly television?
ReplyDeleteSomehow, I can't picture Christina Applegate having little stars on her ceiling.
ReplyDeleteJLove is my only guess. She picks weird guys - well, except for this latest one. But I never got why she dated that loser comedian from her last show.
ReplyDeleteI don't think JLove has A+ name recognition and I don't think January Jones or Zooey are A list.
ReplyDeleteI don't think we've guessed her yet.
If JLH will bedazzle her vajayjay, then I can believe she'd put stars on her ceiling, too. Stars above and below, I guess.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if guys say, "Oh my God. It's full of stars."
Loved that movie...
DeleteOf course it's J Love. But I can't talk shit cause funny guys can make my undies drop too. Just ask Mr auntjess.
ReplyDeleteI guess JLH's carpet matches the ceiling.
ReplyDeleteI would love to have stars painted on my ceiling, I bet my husband would like it too.
ReplyDeleteI have no guess for this, but I agree the show is probably SNL.
I saw somewhere a machine you turn on at night and it makes the stars slowly move across your ceiling - I seriously thought about getting one. No shame there. No clue on who this is, though.
ReplyDeleteMadLyb, that was funny!!
ReplyDeleteI am an idiot and I thought JLH right away.
Whoever this is doesn't sound that bad. Likes to laugh and someone's looks obviously aren't that important to her. Alright, I'll go J Love too.
ReplyDeleteFunny story I read about woman who was running late for her annual gyno appointment so instead of showering she "freshened up" as it were with the washcloth that was laying on her bathroom counter. When she got on the table for the doctor he looked at her nether regions, popped his head up and said " wow someone got all ready for their exam." ... The washcloth she used for freshening was full of glitter from her daughters craft project and she had rubbed the glitter all over her privates... Doc was impressed.
ReplyDelete@AB- pffffftt LOL
DeleteDidn't this happen on Friends or something?
DeleteDidn't this happen on Friends or something?
DeleteLOLOL
DeleteFor anyone that wants to scroll through: List of SNL Hosts (newest ones are at the bottom)
ReplyDeleteHuh? How could J Love not be known for her long term relationships? She is a serial monogamist where each new guy is "the one," they're picking out rings, etc. Although the marriage talk in each of these relationships seems premature, most of them are certainly long enough to qualify as "long term relationships" (particularly when contrasted with a 1 night stand in the blind).
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that. She's all about the boyfriend, not the booty call
DeleteActress: Zooey Deschanel
ReplyDeleteShow: Saturday Night Live
Actor/Celeb/Comedian: Andy Samberg
I thought JLH right away too, no guess in the guy but I totally think Andy Samberg is adorable so that wouldn't be a strange choice to me lol!! Who's the bigger white guy with the dark hair on the show?
ReplyDelete@AB lol!!!! I laughed so loud that I screamed... glad I'm by myself in the office! :D
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ReplyDeleteBobby Moynihan?
ReplyDeleteIf the show is SNL and the person is Jennifer Love Hewitt, she hosted during season 24. The male cast members were:
ReplyDeleteWill Ferrell
Darrell Hammond
Chris Kattan
Tim Meadows
Tracy Morgan
Colin Quinn
Jimmy Fallon
Chris Parnell
Horatio Sanz
Good info...
ReplyDeleteUnknown is totally right it is Zooey with Andy
ReplyDeleteZooey also was on 4-5 episodes of Weeds. In 500 Days of Summer she had twinkle lights around the bed that were mimicking stars in the sky...past that, I've got nuthin'.
DeleteWhy are these still called Four for Friday?
ReplyDelete"She is not known for her long term relationships."
ReplyDeleteJLH seems to always be in a long-term monogamous relationship, but maybe I'm reading this wrong. Maybe it's saying, "She's always in long term relationships, but in Hollywood, she's known for her one-night stands." Or something?
I hope she chose Fallon...
ReplyDeleteOr the fact that she may be in long- term relationships, but she is constantly going from one to the next.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the Zooey and the show Frasier. Not sure who the guy would be though...since Kelsey is pretty A-list and everyone else was older or gay
ReplyDeleteAs I was reading this, all I could see was JLH.
ReplyDeleteAB - I was going to write that, glad you beat me to it! I've read that many times and I still laugh.
ReplyDeleteHey I wouldn't mind stars on my ceiling, like a Planetarium.
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ReplyDeleteMAIN SUSPECT:Jennifer Love Huge tits.
Evidence:Beside Starring in the flawless film I know what you did last summer, She dated that douche John Mayer. You date some one like him You bound to be Freaky dicky. This is a chick who has her Vagina hair perm and press for she bedazzled it with Diamond. I wonder if she sometime whisper to it or have ghost doing it for her. she also dated Randy Meeks so we can see her doing this.
That being said Client list his my shit.
Suspects: Zooey D..whats her name. I cant spell it. The real life sister of the chick who plays Bones.
Evidence:The Happening. That was horrible movie that alone is evidence even if it doesnt match the blind.
@dragon- Dead. You kill me everytime you do this!
Deletepope dragon, I love that:)
Delete@Lotta, Agent, renolonde thanks =p
Delete@dragon- Omfg- hahahahahahaha!
Delete@ethorne =p
DeleteLOL @Jennifer H. Nice!
ReplyDeleteBut The Zooey was married for a few years to the Death Cab dude. That doesn't fit. JLH!
@dragon Awesome! Hahaha
ReplyDeleteEnty, of course we have a fiber-optic starfield ceiling! How are you going to impress Jennifer G.? You need to update the basement.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Zooey D. as well mostly because she annoys the hell out of me. I'm wondering if the show that's being referred to is Frasier...if so ew.
ReplyDeleteIf Gabby's list is on target, then I'm going to guess Tracy Morgan, cause he is the only funny one on it.
ReplyDeleteYou're telling me JLH is A List? Come the f on. On Lifetime movies, she may be in the a list category. Just to be different Zooey Deschanel.
ReplyDeleteand I would totally rock those stars right now!
ReplyDeleteI think it's Zooey too and Andy Samberg is a good guess for the guy or maybe Bobby Moynahin.
ReplyDeleteI thought heather locklear cuz she dated David spade and that was so weird
ReplyDeleteAB: I heard that radio show recording from Australia. It was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHey I have stars on my ceiling. It's wonderful and you can get really creative and do actual constellations. My husband knows of an artist who does this very thing and his depiction of the milky way is very, very good. Although I would guess that the glow in the dark paint eventually decays.
I see nothing wrong with her flirting and then choosing who she finds the funniest. I loves me a funny man and would never even get involved if they didn't have an amazing sense of humor. Hence the Opster. JLH FTW.
Neither Zooey (married for a few years) or JLH (serial monogamist) fit the blind. Plus, neither have a+ list name recognition.
ReplyDeleteMellissa McCarthy is on that list and is A list and I'm choosing her because my girl Jennifer Lawrence is also there and I dont want it to be her and Chris Kattan :(
ReplyDeleteJennifer Love Hewitt actually dated Jamie Kennedy and they were engaged. They met on her show The Ghost Whisper, which I actually watched
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Zooey or Kaley Cuoco.
ReplyDeleteNevermind: I think she got him the role on Ghost Whisperer.
ReplyDeleteAnd Melissa McCarty is married and has kids so I can't believe it would be her.
I hear A List Television & I think Mary Tyler Moore. What a slut.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Zooey. She's not A list and she seems pretty embracing of her adult hood.
ReplyDeleteJLH - She seems to be a serial dater, have strange taste in men, and started young/never grew up. Plus, she seems like a laugher who would go for funny guys.
Definitely not January Jones. Can anyone really picture JJ laughing?
JLH is A list? Huh? The rest fits her though. But A list? Really?
ReplyDeleteJLH could pass for A- list but she's had a ton of movies and boyfriends (a few years on party of five but almost exclusively movies since then - since when does an SNL hosting gig make you a television actress). I don't think it's her.
ReplyDeleteHard to come up with an A+ television actress.. none of the names mentioned really fit the blind.
forgot about the ghost whisperer but still she's done a ton of movies
ReplyDeleteThere is a restaurant here with a fiber-optic star ceiling. It's pretty cool, in a kitschy way. It'd be fun in a bedroom.
ReplyDeleteJLH is A+ list TV. She has headlined 2 hit TV shows. Enty has previously referred to her as A+ TV.
ReplyDeleteThat said, she has a boyfriend and, for all intents and purposes is "all" television.
And...I think "she is not known for her long term relationships" is entyspeak for, "it's not JLH"
ReplyDelete@Lucas, those ceilings are kind of awesome! Way better than the stick on, glow in the dark stars.
ReplyDeleteI don't know - I thought someone a little older or more established would fit better. I considered someone like Shannon Doherty, but I guess she doesn't play innocent.
ReplyDeleteIzzie -- I can't stand that guy!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Kristen Bell? If this blind is circa Sarah Marshall.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Kristen Bell? If this blind is circa Sarah Marshall.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Jenna Elfman hasn't hosted SNL, especially during her Dharma and Greg years.
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