Thursday, March 28, 2013

Faye Resnick Is Full of Crap

I am trying to find someone who likes Faye Resnick. I'm sure her kids probably like her ok and her husband presumably has a nice thing or two to say to her, but I can't imagine there are many others who do. Oh, her plastic surgeon. With as much as Faye has probably spent with him, he probably loves her. Hell, he probably wishes she was a child of his. According to Radar, Faye is telling her so called friends that she will not be accepting an offer to be a full-time Housewife on the show. Uh huh. And, Faye also says that she will not ever appear on the show again because it is ruining her life. I think it is ruining our lives because we are forced to watch her when we would rather not. The other, very important thing is there has been no offer to Faye and there will not be an offer to her. If there had been she would have jumped on it with both of her feet and her talons and not let go.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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55 comments:

  1. a non a miss7:33 AM

    Isn't she famous for writing some books about Nicole Brown after she was murdered?

    Be gone with you Melty Face!

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    1. VIPblonde7:44 AM

      @rcb Love that we both said "begone!" Slap some green paint on her, and she really is the wicked witch of the west coast!

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    2. a non a miss8:09 AM

      Great minds VIP!

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  2. VIPblonde7:34 AM

    Begone, Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick! As NeNe says, Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you :)

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  3. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Yea! So glad not to have to see her ugly wooden ass again! She was dying to be on the show she just thought people would think she was "sassy, and told it like it was" yeah right she's an attention whoreing bitch. That scene where she's stuttering the Chanel line is the best! What a joke.

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  4. MontanaMarriott7:36 AM

    I CANNOT STAND THIS OPPORTUNISTIC WANNABEE THAT NEVER WAS!

    I agree Enty, Faye loves the spotlight and will milk it for all it is worth. I hope you are right and Andy Cohen never makes her an offer to join the cast. Too bad Faye doesn't have any more brutally murdered gf's to exploit, Kyle better watch her back around this one.

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  5. Sugar 7:36 AM

    I don't care how many Chanel bags she borrows, TMCFR will nevah be a lady!
    Will she still be around to put her big dick on the table every now and again?

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  6. katie7:39 AM

    That's the reason Kyle is fighting with Lisa. Pissed off that Brandi got the FT gig, and also trying to create a storyline so that Bravo invites her back.

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  7. Agent**It7:39 AM

    The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick was part of the coke crew of Kris Jenner, Nichole Simpson and Linda Thompson.

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  8. Primadiva7:42 AM

    Starts chant: Faye, Faye, GO AWAY!!!!

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  9. WareCat7:48 AM

    "I actually liked her on the show." -said no one ever.

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  10. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Can you imagine how annoying she would be all coked up? Geesh! I hope Andy doesn't invite her back but has her on WWHL and every phone call that comes in is a question about why she's such a bitch. I would DVR that.
    And then their poll would be "who's side are you on? Faye or Everyone Else?" EE wins 100% that would be classic!

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  11. discoflux7:58 AM

    LOL @warecat

    I could not BELIEVE that Chanel line she pulled on Brandy. Didn't this trick spread her legs for playboy after she got famous by profiting off her "best friend's" murder? Her concept of what constitutes being a lady varies greatly from mine.

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  12. discoflux7:59 AM

    But I really did like Faye's dress at the party. It would've been better with two shoulders and a scoop neck. I hate that one shoulder shit.

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  13. discoflux8:00 AM

    *Brandi

    Sorry for the multi-posting. My coffee hasn't fully kicked in yet.

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  14. EmEyeKay8:04 AM

    I just went down the Faye and Hilton family rabbit hole by clicking the Radar link and reading some of the comments there. Morally corrupt is putting it lightly. I had no idea about Kyle/Kim/Kathy's mom, either.

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    1. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas8:24 AM

      @ememkay, I remember reading abt her a while back and it was def interesting.

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    2. di butler11:22 PM

      Oh, I was around some of those folks, at one time, very peripherally, and the whole bunch of Kardashians, OJ & Nicole, Faye Reznick, and its some nasty mess.

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  15. Primadiva8:05 AM

    I was just on the tumblr blog whatshouldwecallme and came across this gif of camille lisa & kyle on their girls trip, I can't stop giggling.

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  16. Anonymous8:07 AM

    @disco I was really digging the mint green colors for spring but seeing MCFR in it nearly turned me off. Would've looked lovely on someone fairer and not so orange. And agree on the one shoulder shit especially when its tight like that.

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  17. ethorne8:12 AM

    Cannot stand Jar Jar Binks.

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  18. Melody the First8:45 AM

    Good grief, she DOES look like Jar Jar Binks.

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  19. Unknown8:49 AM

    so glad to hear no one likes her.... haaated her on the show. and yes, she is very ugly (and that's saying something, since she's hanging out next to taylor armstrong)

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  20. stigs848:50 AM

    I dont know how she shows her face in public after writing that book, she's a disgusting person. And at the time, she hid out in Idaho to avoid being questioned by the prosecutors & therefore withheld info that could have been used to convict OJ.

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  21. noseygal489:13 AM

    I can't stand her! She made me so mad on the last episode but Yolanda put her in her place and she looked like a fool.

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  22. Mama June9:31 AM

    Wow...I clicked on the Radar link and someone in the comments linked this:

    http://www.lipstickalley.com/f15/faye-resnick-old-skool-tea-i-think-441652/

    And here is a pull quote:

    FRED CELENI: Faye Resnick is a renowned freak. She sniffs
    cocaine; she sniffs dirty underwear. She sleeps with boys,
    girls, dogs, farm animals. Faye Resnick is a very strange piece
    of work. And that's a well-known fact.

    LMFAO!!!!

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  23. elisacg9:43 AM

    @Agent**It,
    Wait, Kris Jenner and Linda Thompson were friends? Weren't they both married to Bruce Jenner? Strange!

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  24. Unknown9:45 AM

    the weird flow-chart link on the radar article gets into some creepy stuff.... makes you wonder what's seemingly in the water in la.

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  25. Mari9:56 AM

    If you've never read it, one of my favourite books ever is Dominick Dunne's Another City, Not My Own. He 'fictionalized' his experiences covering the OJ trial so you get all the stuff he couldn't say in Vanity Fair (an old trick to avoid trouble) it's a fantastic book. Eye opening about all these people we now see much more of.

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  26. Susan9:57 AM

    I kind of feel like all the drama she causes is producer-driven. Ditto for Taylor. You just know Faye is DYING to be a housewife. The public's hatred of her is fascinating. Her shady behavior happened 20 years ago, and the public doesn't forget, whereas somebody like Chris Brown acted a fool less than five years ago and he gets a front-row seat at the Grammys. I just find it all interesting, not saying holding judgment on either is right or wrong.

    As for my Housewives, I really view them quite indifferently and with horror/fascination on varying levels, depending upon who I'm focusing on.

    I do think the Richards sisters need to get off this mess. Or, if they stay on give me some Kathy Hilton.

    I wouldn't be surprised if Andy just cleans house and keeps Lisa and Brandy with a whole new cast of characters. I think Faye and Marissa were case studies to see if the viewers actually liked them, and I think not. I wouldn't be surprised if Yolanda calls it a day as well. She clearly doesn't need the money or fame, plus with her health issues.

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  27. Sherry10:01 AM

    From what I have heard no one likes this trick and it was obvious Bravo wasn't gonna have her poison their show. Good riddance to bad garbage. Now I need to find that Radar stuff you all are talking about. Anyone have a link?

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  28. Unknown10:05 AM

    @sherry, its the link in the middle of enty's paragraph. on the comments, there is a poster who puts a ton of other links detailing faye's background.

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  29. EmEyeKay10:26 AM

    Here's the link to the Hilton/Richards info, I don't see it on Radar anymore. Apologies for non-clicky, etc...:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-414603/The-Hideous-Hiltons.html

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  30. Mango10:45 AM

    @ Katydid - I agree - TMC Faye Resnick thought everyone would love her for "telling it like it is" but overlooked the fact that she is UTTERLY LOATHSOME. Also, does she really think we all believe that Brandi caused the collapse of the Nassif marriage? Please, bitch!

    @ curlyhairslacker - I read Fred Celeni's comments over at Lipstick Alley and HOLY CRAP, he puts Mark Fuhrman at Nicole Simpson's house at the time of the murder!!. While I would *love* to believe his comment that TMC Faye Resnick sleeps with farm animals, I'm not sure if I believe that.

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  31. Unknown10:48 AM

    Faye is a piece of shit. That bitch needs to burn, especially after trying to capitalize on her friends death the way she did. Kris Jenner may be a fame whore but at least she didn't do a Playboy spread using her friends death as a theme/reason to pose. Cunt in every sense of the word.

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    1. Bluezz 1:46 PM

      @Cara Dee No, Kris Jenner just wait 20 yrs to write a book & cry crocodile tears how she didn't reach out to her BF the day before the murder.

      The masses went nuts over Kris trying to make a dime off Nicole Brown Simpson's cold dead body while making it all about poor Kris.

      Now that's a Kunt in every sense.

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  32. Unknown10:54 AM

    Her book was co-written with Mike Walker of the Enq. In it she said Nicole (who she claimed was her best friend) was a coke addict, and slept with men, women and even Faye. Faye has been to rehab for coke like 4-5 times and married just as many. She is what Lindsay will become....and again She is Kyle's long time family friend...sleep with dogs, wake up with fleas. Rumor has it Kyle is dumping Faye because so much negative response from Faye is getting directed towards her.

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  33. Mama June10:55 AM

    @Mango, I read that too & found it interesting for sure. I doubt she sleeps with farm animals, but the dirty underwear sniffer comment had me asking "wtf?"

    @Mari-thanks for the book recommendation, I'm gonna check it out!

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  34. mooshki10:57 AM

    Wow, This is what Faye used to look like.

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  35. mooshki10:58 AM

    (She clearly went to a plastic surgeon and asked for "the Michael Jackson package.")

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  36. Pip11:05 AM

    She will still be a "friend of housewife". She gives what Cohen wants, drama on the show and gets a strong reaction from viewers.

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  37. Mango11:18 AM

    @ Mooshki - I clicked on that link and got a weird selection of photos!

    @ EmEyeKay - I read that Hilton stuff at the DM... and more interesting to me was the photo and story at the DM about how thin Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey is now. Apparently he's playing a heroin dealer in a movie.

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  38. Amber11:33 AM

    @Mooshki - sadly that pic was debunked later in the LSA thread :/ It's some other chick named Fayette [Something] (can't go back and look it up right now)

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  39. rexruther11:35 AM

    That pull quote from Celeni reads like an exaggeration detailing how Morally Corrupt she was/is. How prescient!

    Falling down rabbit hole.....

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  40. EmEyeKay11:46 AM

    This is the link I found to be most interesting as far as Faye is concerned:

    http://books.google.com/books?id=0gEIXx4VywEC&pg=PA16&lpg=PA16&dq=paul+faye+resnick+name&source=bl&ots=sCXg5h48yL&sig=FGznOxD5s8bUjNB9aTYxuAjMeew&hl=en&sa=X&ei=7_FJUbX8LMjk2AWG8oDwAQ&ved=0CDsQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=paul%20faye%20resnick%20name&f=true

    Seriously, will someone please school me on clicky links now? I'll bookmark it and never leave a long link again :)

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  41. EmEyeKay11:49 AM

    @Mango, he does look a lot different! I never liked that blonde hair on him, always thought it looked like a bad Sun-In job, but I prefer his Matthew look to his current one.

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  42. Amber12:09 PM

    @EmEyeKay - Here's a tutorial :)
    PS are you on twitter or something? I have a question for you.

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  43. EmEyeKay1:13 PM

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  44. MissInfo2:37 PM

    She was one of Heidi's girls along with Nicole...not sure about Kris but I read that Nicole and Faye use to fool around. No one can seem to find the true story on her background and there are inconsistencies with her book and stories she tells people. I know there was controversy over Dominick's book and he once said in an interview that he had never met her but yet recalled phone conversations. Not sure what to believe. Apparently, Faye isn't even her real name and people can't track down where she went to high school or was born. She says she's not black but instead half Italian and Spanish but come on?! She is BLACK! Stop lying, Faye!

    http://www.smartfellowspress.com/Flow_Chart_Zlomsowitch.htm

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  45. Mango3:22 PM

    When Faye was at Lisa's party Faye kept trying to say over and over that Brandi had sex with some guy at Kyle's "White Party" in the bathroom and the kids could have walked in at any moment. Were the kids even at that party? And then Faye dropped the bomb that she is godmother to Kyle's children (well, I thought it was a bomb!). Really Kyle? There wasn't ANYONE ELSE you could have chosen for that "honor"? TMC Faye Resnick is infamous, even by Hollywood standards!

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  46. Sherry4:24 PM

    Thanks for the links everyone. You're all wonderful.

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  47. Sherry4:26 PM

    @Mango,EmEyeKay: I saw that picture of Dan Stevens on the DM too and it wasn't flattering at all. Hope he gains back the weight and goes back to the blonde. BUT he looks great for a heroin addict.

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  48. Mango4:39 PM

    @ Sherry - There were a lot of rude/uncomplimentary comments about Dan Stevens' weight and his "chins" when he was playing Matthew Crawley during the last season of DA. He probably felt some pressure to lose a couple of pounds despite the movie role.

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  49. Mama June4:56 PM

    @MissInfo: great link! I still remember the Bronco chase like it was yesterday. I'm gonna have to see what books the library has, they don't have the Dominick Dunne one that Mari mentioned earlier. :(

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  50. frustrated7:36 PM

    This is one disgusting woman. Of course Bravo didn't offer her a role on the show; otherwise they would have lost 99 percent of their viewers.

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