It has been a bad week for Melissa King. Last week the world saw her having sex and she had to give up her title. This week, police in Ocean City, MD have announced that Melissa failed to appear on two separate charges and that a warrant has been issued for her arrest. Back in June of last year she stole money from a city bus box and in August was cited for underage drinking. You know, the thing about all of this is that if not for the porn, Melissa would have finished out her run and probably no one outside the state of Delaware would have paid much attention to her for the rest of her life. Now, she will probably end up making a decent living and have a certain amount of fame for the rest of her life.
I don't know if I'd go that far Ent.
ReplyDeleteAgree with reno
DeleteDelaware represent!
ReplyDeleteHow did she become Miss Whatever with a criminal record? I'm surprised.
ReplyDeleteMeet Lilo 2.0
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ReplyDeleteA Jezebel writer was talking about flicking the bean and then said it is something about burritos. Bitches are stealing our shit yo!!! ;)
@Smash-I prefer all meat burritos. :)
DeleteEthrone- I do like mine with a spicey sausage!
DeletePoor chick, and she was really frigid and sad in that porno. If you're going to do something, go all out. The foster care system sucks, the beauty pageant system sucks, and the sex industry sucks (pun totally intented!!!)
ReplyDeleteSpelling and wording...you kmow what i mean!
DeleteFuck! I did it again.
DeleteI saw the video...the most BORING thing I have ever seen in my life. She didn't deserve to be paid $1,500 for that gosh awful performance. BOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteSo many kids in foster care were sexually abused, not surprised she turned to porn for cash.
ReplyDeleteYay, Delaware!
ReplyDeleteYes, she looked pretty bad in the fucking portion of the video that I saw, but she seemed okay in the blow-job portion. I haven't seen the whole video, though, so maybe she does better in the rest of it.
And maybe she decides this is a way to make a living, and starts to put her heart into it. Some Delaware love would be nice.
I don't normally read the E! website but found this article saying that YouPorn has offered her 250,000 to be their spokesperson for a year, travel the world and promote their site.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.eonline.com/news/392836/miss-delaware-teen-usa-melissa-king-offered-new-title-from-porn-site
So I guess if you do a sex video you will be rewarded. If you work hard 6 days a week to pay the bills (while clothed) you are lucky to get minimum wage. Yeah, says a lot.
@ABlake - no kidding. I got a client proposal to do job listings for craigslist (writing & editing) and they wanted me to do listings that basically made "web cam hostess, work from home" sound like they were going to be an at-home version of Rachel Ray, when in reality it was hanging out at porn sites and whenever a someone came on the site, solicit them for online "chats". I declined, but holy cow, the rates were close to $50-$100/hr. Porn really does pay.
Delete@ABlake-Yes, sex tapes are incredibly rewarding.
ReplyDeleteSincerely, Kim K.
Hahaha ethorne! Amen
ReplyDeleteHaha, ethorne. You funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd how'd I miss this little gem in the news? Who is this trick??
I'mma watch her porn at home tonight. I assume it's NSFW! ;-)
Wow Izzie, you just reminded me of an old Aerosmith video (can't recall the title) where a married,chubby woman was holding a baby while ironing. She was also doing phone sex. (YOU didn't remind me of it personally :) Just your story) These folks don't know who is on the other end of the line, but they will pay.
ReplyDelete$50-100 AN HOUR? Time for me to pop out a kiddo and set up the ironing board. (I keed I keed)
Ha ha. Used to love that video.
DeleteThe fake moral indigation of the Miss Trump Likes To Look At Hot Girls Pageants is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteMake no mistake, these pageants are all: "Look! Hot Girls You Wanna See Naked, Then F*ck!"
Yet they are shocked -- SHOCKED -- when a girl makes some money being hot and naked and f*cking.
Give me a break, Donald. You and Girls Do Porn are in the same business, except they're honest, and you're not.
link to the flick ? anyone? bueller?
ReplyDeleteYeah she might make some decent coin, but at what cost? Sexwork/porn is veery emotionally taxing. I wouldn't recommend it as a career for anyone, and thats not me and my morals speaking from my high horse. Thats just me as a fellow woman looking from the outside in, the porn/sex industry does not look like the happiest place on earth.
ReplyDeleteRemember when sex/porn RUINED a career?
ReplyDeleteI hate these times when anyone can get famous for a sex tape.
@nudibelle: Link to flick.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who noticed her feet are freakishly HUGE? I noticed as I was turning away from the embarrassing "sex". She should take the offer. She probably can't even read and write.
ReplyDeleteI got drunk, and clicked the porno link out of curiosity because the article said she denied it being her. It was her. This is why I hate porn. 99% of the time, the women aren't having fun at all, and she did not look like she was having fun. I couldn't watch the whole thing, it made me sick. Jesus, poor kid - $1,500 bucks is all they pay for this, and you never see the guy's face. I wish that women having sex wasn't so taboo in our society and that men weren't treated with kid gloves. The misogyny and injustice in our society has made me one helluva bitter bitch.
ReplyDeleteAnd FUCK TRUMP with a dildo the size of the Washington Monument.
ReplyDeleteI love you MadLyb!
ReplyDeleteEnty posted the link last week and didn't mention that it was NSFW... the rascal!
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that the Ms. YouPorn duties don't even require her to do movies. Of course I read that on the interwebs so I have no idea if it's true.
@mango: but but everything on the Internet is true right?? Bonjour! /waves
ReplyDelete*grin*