Do You Want To Buy Naked Photos Of Brooke Mueller?

Why do I feel like there probably exists a million naked photos of Brooke Mueller plus thousands of hours of sex tapes that Charlie Sheen probably made with her? Apparently though, there are some naked photos not taken by Charlie, but taken by Brooke herself and sent to her ex-boyfriend that are now on the market. Two of them. Surprisingly, the photos are not being shopped by her ex-boyfriend. He would seem the logical person to be selling them, but it is an ex-assistant of Brooke who is selling them. So, I guess Brooke kept them on her phone and then the assistant got Brooke's phone and scrolled through the photos and then sent them to herself because she knew that she could make $250 at some point selling them? The funny thing is the photos that are worth the most are if Brooke was taking drugs. More buyers for those. So, future ex-assistants who scroll through the phones of your boss. Look for drug photos or photos of them making out with someone married. Winning.