Did Jennifer Aniston Already Get Married?

I know this is not what anyone was expecting and Angelina Jolie is probably going at it extra hard on her voodoo doll this morning while Brad tries out some of the new Caribbean blend pot that he hand crafted, but I did hear from one person and one person only that Jennifer Aniston already got married. Two weeks ago. Right before the People magazine cover. I think everyone was expecting helicopters and parades and fireworks and paparazzi getting killed in a wild stampede of Jennifer Aniston frenzy, but what if she is married? What if this person is right? What if there is no spectacle and weeks of magazines devoted to how many seeds were on the sesame seed buns or who made the dress and all the other million things the magazines wanted. This was going to be its very own industry. Again, take it for what it is worth, but apparently it went down when Justin's brother was around. Yeah. He was the best man. This would be the ultimate sneak move. You have to admit. The woman who craves magazine covers giving it all up for a quiet wedding.