Courtney Stodden Like You Have Not Seen Her Before
Yes, this is Courtney Stodden, and yes, this is what happens when a 16 year old is allowed to marry a 50 something year old who probably is scared to touch her.
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I made it about 1/2 way through and had to turn it off. Someone please get this girl some psychiatric care!
ReplyDeleteWhy is he scared to touch her? I thought that's why he married her...
ReplyDeleteCourtland totes works at Hot Topic, and apparently is ready to start shooting ping pong balls out of her hoo ha by the end. Seriously, fast forward until there are about 40 seconds left
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did I just watch?
ReplyDeleteDitto!
DeleteOK, I'm 30 seconds in and there's a drunk girl in torn fishnet stockings with crappy hair gyrating to bad music in front of torn sheets saying, "She's my half-sister so at least I have HALF (pound gloved hand on floor) of my dignity!"
ReplyDeleteSo much for that tuna fish sandwich I was going to have for lunch. :/
And I will never get that 3 minutes of my life back...what a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteThat girl is not going to stop trying to get attention until she is walking around naked through the streets of LA. Seriously - what else is left for her to do?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't make it though the entire thing but listened to the end per your suggestion VIP. This girl is such a hot mess. Words absolutely fail me now. Better just get in the shower and wash this travesty off me.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes me yes!!! Why!???
ReplyDeleteI simultaneously hate and feel sorry for her. She has clearly had some trauma in her life that has sent her down this path - especially if what a certain commenter posted about her and her mom is true. But GOD. ENOUGH ALREADY.
ReplyDeleteWhat a family. You know at least one parent was there while she was putting on this sad, crotch-shot filled (thank you for holding the camera high!) mess. Her Mother is just a stagger above Sante Kimes.
ReplyDeleteThat might possibly be one of the most disturbing videos I've seen on this site. WTF did I just watch?!?! She needs help, in a bad way. :(
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaaat
ReplyDeleteWtf? That girl really needs some help. Like a serious psychiatric intervention.I can totally see her perv husband holding the camera and encouraging this mess.
ReplyDelete(btw, what does rill mean?)
Um...is that *supposed* to be her poking fun at herself?
ReplyDeleteWhat's funny is she actually sounds like a kid there.
I hope that in 2013 she divorces him, gets a job in a Starbucks or whatever and lives like a kid for a few years before moving on to a semi-normal adult life.
Oh, and I'm really feeling sorry for Dortney.
I actually thought this was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteBitch stole my outfit.
ReplyDeleteYou guys, I can't believe people think she's on drugs!!! This is completely normal behavior. You're just rill jealous haters.
ReplyDeleteOh, that poor dog
ReplyDeleteLove the Sante Kimes reference @Pini !
ReplyDeleteThis is kinda mental illness-y. I dont think it's just booze/drugs.
ReplyDeletewhy oh why did she have to say she was from Washington State? For rill though.
ReplyDelete"Old washed up d-list saggy balled actor!"
ReplyDeleteOkay that was the one part I liked.
Hello, she's obviously showing her range as an actress. (Insert eye roll here) yep, the offers should start rolling in.
ReplyDelete@witwritergirl, that is exactly what I thought when I read it. Not that it would get her offers, but that she was expecting it to.
Delete0_0
ReplyDeleteShe said she was from my home state? Washington? BLASPHEMY!!!
I can't get the audio because I'm at work but skipped to the end for the ping pong ball shot & yup.
What a weirdo. She should have just turned 18 move to LA got a couple of girlfriends and went out to eat at nice restaurants where she could meet some rich man and sucker him into marrying her. It would have been way less creepy
ReplyDeleteAnd she would have been better for herself in the long run that way
DeleteWill not watch. I refuse to pay attention to this woman.
ReplyDeletePlease no more cs, shes too sad and misguided.
ReplyDeleteAt least now we know that SHE knows all the crap that's said about her. She went a little far with the Doug description though... hmmm...
ReplyDeleteSlightly surprised to hear her drop an F Bomb.
Her parents need to be bitchy slapped. Who would do this to their child? It is obvious the look, the marriage, was orchestrated by them. It is horrible.
ReplyDeleteAs annoying as Courtney is, I really feel bad for her. She didn't stand at chance at normalcy. I also think she is on heavy duty prescription meds, that she probably doesnt even need.
Bitch slapped*
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed that. It looked like the sort of thing my kids would have made when they were 14.
ReplyDeleteWhen she does get to porn, I hope she's more enthusiastic than my own Miss Delaware Teen USA. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
Haha favorite comment of the day
Delete@amber. what about her and her mom? I can't find the comment you are refering to. thanks.
ReplyDeleteShe's drinking. Give them a reality show!! If Anna can do it, this bitch can. It would be television gold. Give them a show Bunim/Murray! Ryan? Andy?
ReplyDeleteVery disturbing. I stopped making fun of her a long time ago, when I realized that she has obviously been very abused, and likely from a young age. She could be a textbook case of sexual abuse as a child. I wish her the best and I hope that she is able to find a friend or someone who can be someone she can trust.
ReplyDeleteIn this get-up, she actually looks and sounds like a teenager. I wasn't so sure before, but she "rilly" is just a kid.
ReplyDeleteI made it fourteen seconds. I hope someone in the comments has done a recap, I ain't trying to get through this wreck again.
ReplyDelete"Seriously - what else is left for her to do?"
ReplyDeleteAss-to-ass? ;)
She needs help STAT.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling they're trying to counter in an inventive way all the crap tabloids say about them, or capitalize on it... make something deliberately stupid so it'll go viral. It ain't working.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a stereotyped teenager, except heavily medicated. Not sure if recreational or psychiatric, but neither bode well for this girl. She needs some serious help.
@Dewey - It's rilly, rilly, rilly, dumb yet incredibly depressing.
ReplyDelete*Dewie
ReplyDeleteYikes. I've always suspected that she had been abused as a child, and this seals the deal for me. Very sad. She probably thinks all of these terrible things she's saying about herself, but can only verbalize it as someone else, ie., this weird sister person.
ReplyDeleteAlso, her boobs really bother me. I'll go with them being "real" for the sake of arguement. But if they are, what is she doing to them? Is she wearing like 6 bras full of socks? She has to be doing something because no woman's boobs move or look like this.
ReplyDeletethis girl is bugging. God bless you child
ReplyDeleteUgh.
ReplyDeleteIf you watch it with the sound off it looks like she has the norovirus and is about to vomit. I'm not kidding. I totally had a few sympathy gags when she made the vomit face. I can't listen to it cause Im around kids.
ReplyDeleteI can't hate on her, either. Just plain sad.
ReplyDeleteUm...uh...oh my...okay, well, she kind of looked like she might be 18 in that video, so that's something!
ReplyDeleteShe kind of looked her age in that video, so keep reaching for the stars Courtney! I mean... Courtland.
ReplyDeleteI just can't make fun of her the way I used to, the abuse is too obvious. That poor, poor girl. If the abuse ever becomes 'common' knoweldge - ie. in the papers - expect an SVU episode out of it.
She rili needs a psychiatrist.