I would never have suspected Chumlee from pawn Stars to have a girlfriend that was not some computer generated image. It turns out he does and have a girlfriend and that she is an actual living person who, proving my theory once again shows that if you are currently on television or in recent reruns or popular reruns, that you will get a very attractive girlfriend to last you the rest of your life. Or until your money and fame runs out. Chumlee's girlfriend, who is posted above just received a gift of new boobs from Chumlee for her birthday. Chumlee also makes enough money that he plays blackjack. At $500 a hand.
New boobs are more for Chumlee than his gf
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ReplyDeleteI guess he got tired of playing with his own boobies.
ReplyDeleteThose boobs look ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteOnly a classy lady like herself would warrant such a beautiful knock-off cake. I bet you Cake Boss didn't even make that.
ReplyDeleteHe should really save his money. It won't keep pouring in.
ReplyDeleteI think this is a case of true love. He loves the boobs he bought her and she loves his wallet.
ReplyDeleteSo if Chumlee wasn't on television there is no way he could get an attractive girlfriend? C'mon, Enty. Us chubby fellows gotta stick together and support one another.
ReplyDelete$500 a hand? He'll be dead broke in two years flat. Mark it.
ReplyDeleteI think she's pretty cute. If it makes him happy who cares. He's a funny guy and seems to deserve someone good.
ReplyDeleteShe's more attractive than him, but she's not a whole lot higher on the 1-10 hotness scale. Remember, you can safely date within 2 points of your score.
ReplyDeleteMy PSA for the day.
She's got a mountain of makeup on.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'm into chubby beardy types... with good taste in music.
ReplyDeleteI guess I should have mentioned the part where, despite that, I would still not touch that man with an 11 foot pole. I hope this girl has real feelings for him. No one deserves to be used fortheir fame/money.
DeleteThank you Karen for the rule. I wasn't aware of that but I think I'm breaking it with my husband..He's def waaay hotter than me. But I have a great personality!
ReplyDeleteThis girl is pretty but her boobns look so "bolt on". And as my ex used to say, all the ugly guys are in bands so they can get laid. (He was a musician.)
Everybody loves Chumlee!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet she was attractive...beFORE the stupid ass ugly bolt-ons!
ReplyDeleteI hope this is a good relationship for Chumlee. He is smarter than he appears. He owns a house in one of, if not the most expensive community in Las Vegas. He has an extensive athletic shoe collection that is worth a ton of money and apparently he is an expert on this subject.
ReplyDeleteHe's not a bad guy and deserves happiness.
Thanks, @Del. I was so hoping someone would say that is totally an act we see on TV!
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