Thursday, March 21, 2013

Bobby Brown Serves 9 Hours Of 55 Day Sentence

Apparently being convicted of your third DUI, does not really amount to anything except a slap on the wrist. Two weeks ago it was bad enough. At that time, when Bobby was sentenced, you could expect to be released in about 9 days because of prison overcrowding. Checking everyday though to see what the best day for him to enter jail, Bobby entered jail yesterday to begin serving his 55 day sentence and served exactly 9 hours. It would have been even less, but there was a line of people the same thing was happening to and the processing time was slow. What exactly is the deterrent in this to stop people from getting fresh DUI's.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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  1. auntliddy6:07 AM

    This is ridiculous. Where us the culpability? System needs to be overhauled bigtime.

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  2. Agent**It6:07 AM

    If Lohen had chosen jail would she be out by now?

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    1. AuntJess6:12 AM

      But she's scared!! Heffer please.

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  3. Meanie Rhysie6:11 AM

    @Agent: apparently BB is smarter than LL, huh?

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  4. AuntJess6:11 AM

    And people wonder why Bobbi Kris is a mess...Well I guess no one popped his dookie bubble. Shoutout.

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  5. Meanie Rhysie6:12 AM

    *Not that I think either of them have any smarts. ;)

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  6. Meanie Rhysie6:13 AM

    @Aunt Jess: what, pray tell, is a dookie bubble??? Nosy Nellie needs to know...

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    1. AuntJess6:32 AM

      This goes way back to the Being Bobby Brown reality show. Whit was a freaking drunk drugged out mess. So this one episode they were at some fancy hotel getting ready for dinner or something and Whitney called Bobby into a selleate room. She goes Bobbbbyy! You gotta come pop my doilies bubble. Apparently she could go #2 and asked him to poke his finger up her butt to pop her gas bubble so she could poop. Is it too early for this? Sorry!

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    2. ethorne7:05 AM

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    3. ethorne7:06 AM

      @AuntJess-I'm still traumatized by that.

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    4. Frufra7:22 AM

      @AuntJess - I could have gone all day without reading about the poop bubble - egads!

      But, of course, if I had that little bit of knowledge in my brain, I would have shared it, too :-).

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    5. califblondy10:01 AM

      One minor correction AuntJ, Whitney didn't yell Bobby, it was BOBBAAAAAY!!! Yup, I watched.

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    6. Unknown7:20 PM

      Narcotic addicts often suffer from severe constipation, (think: Elvis). Most use enemas, but leave it to Whit to call it a "doodie bubble." They filmed a couple of episodes from BBB at the winery/resort where I live. I saw them at the pool. He had a huge gut, Whit wore big sunglasses/ball cap, never could get close enough to ser her face. :(

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  7. Ashlea6:15 AM

    get help already. My God.

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  8. Jamie26:21 AM

    This is farcial. BB has multiple DUIs. Basically, CA is saying that you can drive drunk whenever you like and the only time you'll go to jail is when you kill someone.

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  9. LottaColada6:23 AM

    Well well well I see LA is handing down the shaft! Nicole Richie served 82 minutes of a 4 day sentence. Progress?

    Don't do the crime if you can't the do time folks! Moral of this story: If you MUST commit crimes, best to do it in LA.

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  10. Erin B6:25 AM

    I don't even want to comment on our justice system, but I am going to turn lemons into lemonade & say that I hope with his time out of prison he'll do something to help his daughter.

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  11. Meanie Rhysie6:34 AM

    o_O

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  12. PugsterMom6:38 AM

    Why don't they at the very least take away his drivers license?

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    1. CrazyCatLady7:46 AM

      I'm sure they have...but its not like you have to have a drivers license to start a car. At the minimum he should have an interlock device.

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  13. Unknown6:39 AM

    Bobby's lost weight. Ironically, he looks pretty good right now.

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  14. AuntJess6:44 AM

    Amy I thought that too! I think he's laying off the vodka.

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  15. Agent**It6:49 AM

    Now I have "My Prerogative" running through my mind.

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  16. timebob 6:49 AM

    LA really needs to do some creative punishment. If they can't house them then they should hit them in the pocket book and levy heavy fines or whatever the cost would of been to house them as a financial penalty. And hound their asses until the debt is repaid.

    This sign in and sign out jail system is ridiculous. And even if a DUI isn't technically a 'violent' crime. A 3,000 pound car can and does kill people every day.

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    1. califblondy10:05 AM

      timebob, the fines can be very high especially for a multiple offender. But Bobby has lots of money, right?

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  17. crila167:02 AM

    And when he got out of Prison...he and Lindsay skipped down the street to the closest bar.

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  18. dia papaya7:02 AM

    CDaN is so educational! I have learned that Cali and LA in particular are the BEST places to commit non-violent crime. No jail time.

    AuntJess schooled us on dookie bubble, which imgonna try to use at least once today in grown up conversation.

    Seriously though. Liking Timebob's payment idea. Just levy heavy fines against them all. Like millions of dollars. Since jail isn't a deterrent use something that is!

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  19. AuntJess7:03 AM

    Crila holding hands too!

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  20. AuntJess7:04 AM

    Dia I am here to serve, captain.

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  21. Meanie Rhysie7:06 AM

    And singing "Skip to my Lou" or whatever it's called.

    Yes, Dia...we have to thank Aunt Jess for educating us. B/f's mother is coming down: I'll be sure to use 'dookie bubble' when she throws out a Rush Limbaugh quote. ;)

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  22. AuntJess7:14 AM

    I feel bad for making everyone use the brain bleach this early. This is how i like to use it "ugh babe my belly is aching. You might have to pop the dookie bubble if it don't quit" and yes I of course do it in public. I don't troll the Internet. I troll real life.

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    1. dia papaya7:31 AM

      Hahaha Aunt Jess!!!

      I want that on a T-shirt "I troll in real life"

      I don't want to be captain though. They have no fun. I wanna be drinking down in the engine room with Scottie!

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  23. ethorne7:17 AM

    Lololol- I'll need a written report tomorrow of everyone's use of "dookie bubble" in a sentence. Extra points if you can slip in "space docking."

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  24. Frufra7:25 AM

    @Reese - glad to see I'm not the only person who suffers from Old Lady Rush Lovin' Syndrome. My MIL will be here at the beginning of April, and she worships the man. When she had her last psychotic break, she thought she was dying and told everyone she saw that "Rush Linbaugh is a genius." She seriously wanted those to be her last words! She's feeling muuuuch better now - ha!

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  25. AuntJess7:51 AM

    Oh burrito whores I have a Shit Ton of useless celeb knowledge locked up in here. Hehe see what i did there? Hey we need some potty humor and laughs after yesterday. What do they say? Laugh or cry right? Dia you can chill with Scottie but I get to sink my teeth into Bones. And Spock.

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  26. Unknown9:00 AM

    And LiLo chose rehab!? What a waste of everyone's time and $ to even take cases to court now since there is no accountability.

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  27. Anon9:19 AM

    Naomi Gonzalez ,a Texas lawmaker, was charged with DUI when she crashed her car into another car which hit a cyclist at 2 am.
    This heffa addressed her political colleagues earlier this week offering an apology in which she received a standing ovation,hugs,high fives and a bouquet of flowers.

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  28. Sherry9:32 AM

    OMG Just Curious...Proof we're all headed to hell in a hand basket.

    Aunt Jess my friend told me that story but he left out the term dookie bubble. That's awesome.

    BB does look much thinner there. Maybe he has on a bracelet that reports if he drinks and therefore he hasn't been. For some reason I thought he was in GA and not LA.

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  29. NomNom8310:33 AM

    Priorities.

    Just think of all the misdemeanors and non-celebs putting in most or all of their sentence for offenses that came nowhere near the danger or recklessness of a THIRD DUI.

    God, I fucking hate drunk drivers.

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  30. H888FUL1:16 PM

    But I thought it was only white women who got away with this?? That's what everyone always says, so how on Earth can we blame white people and racism now?? Someone come up with an answer quick, it's got to be whiteys fault SOMEHOW!

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    1. Anon2:53 PM

      Bobby was drinking a WHITE Russian at the time .

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