Blind Item #7
When this former A list movie and television actor who is now still a B with A+ name recognition gets drunk, he also gets naked. It does not matter where he is. He knows this and his family knows it. Party and gets drunk? Clothes are coming off. At home entertaining on Christmas and gets drunk? Clothes off. Not just down to underwear, but everything. Naked. A big round mound of jiggling naked flesh. And can be grabby. He gets away with it though because he is funny while he is doing it. Still though, after years of practice, he confines his drunkeness to private places.
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Danny DeVito
Seth Rogan or Jonah Hill
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Gross, VIP.
Uncle Louie, put your clothes back on! The grandkids are coming!
haha, whoever this is, they must lock the liquor cabinet at Christmas. Fun times!
Rogan isn't too round anymore, I don't think he fits. Not sure if Hill has A+ name recognition. It sounds like someone who has been around a bit longer than those two.
kiefer!
Devito
Will Ferrell
You're all welcome for the mental image :) Happy St Paddy's Day!!!
VIPBlonde: Girl on Fire!
It says a big round mound of jiggling flesh implying a portly person. Keifer is a drunk but he is still quite slender
John Goodman
Ah-nold Scwartznegger
Will Ferrell!
My first thought too and oh God what a terrible visual! Good for my weight loss diet though.
I don't know why but the first person who came to mind was Jack Black. Was he ever on television?
Kiefer Sutherland running around nekkid--I WISH!
Jason Segal? I read somewhere once that he got drunk at a party and did this.
Danny DeVito, all the way. Who else is drunk and round and jiggly and grabby?
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I keep imagining a little fat nekkid Jello snowman rolling down Rodeo in Beverly Hills with poor Rhea running after him trying to catch him, and him pinching every booty that he can. Of course his Jello is the cherry flavor, his favorite, with a peeled banana flanked by two mini-marshmallows down below.
Ick!
I'm thinking John Goodman too.
Either that or my friend Steve. Big MO for him and alcohol.
Jason Siegal sure seems comfy with his body.
McConaughy. I've personally witnessed it.
This sounds like Devito. He loves his drink. And if he did get naked, I could see people not being too offended because he is a fun drunk and short, which makes it less offensive to women.
Alec Baldwin
Yo invite me to the parties man.
Unless is Danny devito. It's okay I lost my invite int the mail
Until jiggling came up my first thought was Rob Lowe now Ive got zilch. The thought of DeVito doing that is totally a disgusting one.
I have an ex-boyfriend who used to do this. Years later he told me he had been sexually molested as a child. So it makes me wonder about the subject of this blind.
Jim Carrey
I'm gonna be completely honest & say that w/ every blind I read, I just scroll to VIP's guesses. That girl is on point =)
i thought matt mc too...
I love this guess. Plus, i can see how he would be funny about it and people wouldn't mind. And he is a tall dude so there would be a lot to see.
Kieffer?
When I was reading this, Danny DeVito popped into my head. Unfortunately.
I think this is about Enty himself. The "private place" being his parents' basement.
I'm surprised no one thought of Russell Crowe.
Russell Crowe isn't a TV actor
Woody Harrelson!
Cheers TV, Boston, very Irish.
I'd say Danny Devito, he has a known serious drinking problem and was extremely intoxicated on a couple of well known morning shows. Seeing as how it's reported that Rhea is back with him, let's hope he's gottne some help.
with Harmie
"I don't know why but the first person who came to mind was Jack Black. Was he ever on television?"
Has he been on tv?
Scratchy that was comedy gold!
I immediately thought matthew mcconaughey. Naked bongo playing in the moonlight.
I also wanna be grabbed by a naked Kiefer.
Ha, an epi of Yo Gabba Gabba. Still on my dvr for my daughter.
Kevin james
Fuck the other guys, this is my husband. Every. Time. In fact I found jeans, t shirt & jacket in the driveway, boots in the basement and today my place is a frat house. Happy St. Pat's Day!
But he has a tight body; not jiggly.
Danny Devito, all the way. He has NO shame about his sweaty girth and shows it off all the time on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And damn, it IS funny!
But was JB playing himself? Would that matter? He was nominated for an Oscar two years ago for Bernie, so hopefully he isn't former A list. I could forgive the nudity but not the manhandling...Noooooooo!
Oops I meant Golden Globe nomination.
It's Devito all the way. I just like picturing Matthew naked playing his "bongo" ;)
Robin Williams
Just to be different: Kevin James?
The portly ones I have no idea but I will say I have ABSOLUTELY no problem at all with seeing Keifer Sutherland, Matthew McConauhey or even Woody Harrlson running around without clothing.
A common fantasy probably. :)
Danny D. Is known to get really wasted and him being the funny man that he is can get away with it.
I'd say Danny D. but he kept his clothes on during his drunkity drunk visit to "The View".
James Gandolfini.
Keizer, but he still goes public from time to time
Mike Myers
Danny Devito was drunk on ONE morning show and really came across like he had been partying way too late the night before. Its not like he did a drunken morning show tour.
For some reason, I can't imagine him doing this and bothering to keep it a secret. The man showed his ass after climbing out of a couch (which was funny as hell!).
Hahaha... Chopchop - I came on to say the same thing. This blind is clearly about Enty!
@warecat, I agree, VIPBlondie is on it!
in what world is MM either fat, rotund, or jiggly mounded? He's barely got meat in his bones, even now.
Adam Sandler
My first thought was Kelsey Grammer, but ... as much as I like/feel kinda sorry for him, I can't imagine him being very off-the-cuff funny while he's naked and grabby. So ... I'll go with DeVito. Poor Rhea.
I read this as Jack Black. And NOT because I wanted to.
I like the Danny DeVito guess. He has a reputation for being a grabby grabby pig with women.
I peed a little scratchy kitty. thank you for the priceless visual to recall at the most inappropriate of times
Yeah Scratchy Kittly....I nearly suffocated while laughing at your fruit salad description of Danny Devito.....
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