Friday, March 01, 2013

Blind Item #6 - Easy easy easy

This almost A list mostly movie actress has been talking smack about her ex-husband. Lots of smack. Her ex-husband is an A list mostly movie actor who just got married again. Our actress has been really experimenting with her sexuality lately with some of her more recent lovers. Anyway, she says that her ex-husband was the most boring lover she has ever had. Ever. Once she got over his good looks, she got tired of the five minutes spent in missionary and her complete lack of any kind of satisfaction for her.


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  1. Scarlett talking about Ryan Reynolds

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  2. That's what I was thinking Lotta.

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  3. Maybe Blake can get him to try the Cleveland steamer.

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  4. ScarJo is A List? Ugh she's awful

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  5. @Lotta - Oh great, another thing I have to google.

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  6. So did ScarJo and Ryan have a bad divorce? I can't remember.

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  7. Lotta solve this case in 1,2,3. She's been upgraded to Sergeant on CDAN Detective unit.

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    1. Thanks dragon! I love CDAN detective unit. Never miss an episode

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    2. @Lotta-My fave is CDAN:DU:NYC:YOLO:LOL

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  8. Something to cheer you up. Naked man locks himself out of hotel room, hilarity ensues. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UCzejSt8s7I#!

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  9. Who knew the cleveland steamer was just a fancy word for tittay sex.

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  10. Why did I google Cleveland steamer? Why? Don't do it!

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  11. @JSierra - there's a liiiiitttle more to it than that.

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  12. I will try to put this delicately so people don't have to see icky pictures: It's when a guy relieves his intestines on your chest, and then proceeds to engage in love-making with your breasts.

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    1. Hahahahahah where I come from we call it a hot Carl

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    2. @Camcolty- I had to look it up lol this is what UD defines it as :
      A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

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    4. @prolixe- hahaha that's perfection

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  13. @VargasGirl: I agree about questioning the A or almost-A list status. It's hard to believe, but Lost in Translation is ten years old (or twenty in actress-years).

    I'd agree she was almost-A back then, when she was working with Woody Allen, etc., but for the last few years it's been mainly franchise movies or ones I haven't seen or heard much about.

    I'm not being bitchy, but her career seems to have fizzled, or was maybe over-hyped at the start.

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    1. And, Lost in Translation was TERRIBLE.

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    2. I LOVED Lost in Translation!

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  14. You all are funny. I have to look these terms up on my phone for fear of the IT guy ever seeing my search history at work.

    Hairydawg, we were staying at a hotel once and heard a guy in the hallway screaming and having a complete meltdown at like 8 in the morning. I was concerned that someone died or something and then we finally could make out what he was saying. He was screaming at the maid because she came in and saw him naked. He kept yelling at her "you saw me naked, why would you do that?". Picture a 3 year old having a tantrum and that's what it sounded like. My husband finally yelled at him to STFU, because this went on for several minutes. I always wondered what he was doing when she saw him naked that warranted such a freak out session, lol.

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    1. Mac: Methinks he was embarrassed that his manhood wasn't impressive enough. Prolly not the case but most likely insecure as hell.

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  16. Lolololol to all that know about THAT and I don't want to know why they all seem to be female!

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  17. Funny! I've always her the feeling that despite her looks and femininity ScarJo must be a total disapppintment in bed...Ryan looks pretty hot&he's a scorpio...they have sex in their veins. I think she's just pissed he's moved on. IF these is about ScarJo&RR

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  18. dang y'all, Scarlett was in Avengers, biggest grossing movie of 2012? Not A-list enough for ya? Y'all are a harsh crowd.

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  19. Ryan & Scarjo had a rough ending. There were rumors of both cheating. Also, she realized too pate that she still wanted him. She was super pissed to hear he remarried so soon.

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  20. Oh yeah Scarlett and Ryan...wonder how long Blake will be able to stick with it...

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  21. I totally read this as Brandi/LeAnn and Eddie. I figured Enty fudged on the A list part. Completely sounds like them. I don't recall ScarJo trashing Ryan. Any links to that?

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  22. @Silly Girl
    I remember reading Brandi trashing on Eddie saying that the products he took for his hair damaged their sex life...while I can't remember ScarJo trashing on Ryan...but I can't see Brandu as A list...I also agree with what Bunni said!

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  23. @BunniFooFoo: Being in a male-oriented action movie as part of a big cast does not mean that you're A list. You have to be able to open a movie by yourself to be A.

    Think Julia Roberts back in the day, or Meryl for ever.

    Scarlett cannot open a blockbuster by herself or at least she hasn't yet.

    I think the only A-list female who doesn't follow that rule is Jolie. She can't open a movie either, but she is/was absolutely stunning, and then she hooked up with Brad. It's A-list by association, like Katie Holmes when she was Mrs. Cruise.

    I don't think I was being harsh about SJ.

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  24. @LottaColada: Good grief. Those definitions I didn't need to read.

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  26. Jaime 2 I stand by my guess. I think she's A by Ryan association. Lol BunniFooFoo.

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  27. i wasn't commenting on one particular person. the fights that go on here about A list always crack me up. Basically, if the poster doesn't like the person, they are like, HOW CAN X BE A-LIST!?!!! AHHHHHHHH!
    Anyway, I think Scarlett is pretty close to A list. It's kinda like how people freak out about the all movies thing. NO THAT PERSON WAS ON TV ONE TIME! CAN'T BE THEM.

    I just find it funny, no worries people.

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  28. Could it be Kim Basinger/Alec Baldwin?

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  29. Just occurred to my mind that ScarJo and RR used to have sex in his trailer during GL shootings...either it's not them or Scarlett is still too pissed she let him go!

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  30. ScarJo is a notorious biyaatch, so I buy that this is her.

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  31. how ScarJo can be almost A list and Reynolds A list ? in the next Avengers movie ,she will cost $20 millions to act Black Window

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  32. Ryan Reynolds is too hot to be boring in the sack.

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  33. I love y'all, but I would have gladly gone my whole life without ever knowing what a Cleveland Steamer actually is. Damn you.

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  34. After reading this thread, I'm shutting off the lights and going back to missionary position. Just to calm my brain.....

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  35. Okay this could be Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin, if we conveniently forget that Alec has been on TV for the last umpity ump years. I could so see him being a missionary man.

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  36. I liked Scarlet in The Horse Whisperer and The Avengers.

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  37. successful franchise movies put you in the A list

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  38. LOL I always think of Alec as a back door man, blame Ted Casablanca

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  39. I thought it was called a "Pearl Necklace"!

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    1. @binky- you're thinking of a completely different bodily excretion there

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  40. Blake must be pregnant...something to trigger Scarlett. Every time I see her I can only imagine how awful she smells...her neighbors complained that she was sticking up the whole building with her smoking.

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  41. I had a roommate in college whose boyfriend broke up with her and a couple months later got back together with his ex (my best friend). My roommate constantly would disparage his...anatomy...until my best friend very smugly said, "Come on. You know that's not true at all." She never said anything again because no one would believe her.

    Do I think ScarJo has sour grapes? Why, yes.

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  42. I like the easy blinds. Then what is it that is so appealing about Ryan that makes women fall all over him? Even Scarlett regretted divorcing him at one point, and Alanis wrote songs about him. The fact that famewhore Blake is toning it down for him makes me wonder what it is that this guy has, 'cause he seems vanilla to me.

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  43. Amber, gaaaaah!! I only read the one line description that appeared under the first search item when I Googled it. Thank lawd I didn't click "images" like I usually do.


    Pro, that was exactly me reaction. We are some dirty people on here.

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  44. I'm pretty sure Ted C wrote a blind insinuating John Mayer enjoyed a good Cleveland steamer while he was with Chestica. If only I could find it!

    I imagine this is his favorite tee.

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    1. Lmao! I had his vice name completely wrong you're awesome thanks @J

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  46. NaughtyNurse and Sherry, FYI, if someone says something about googling, someone will and explain it to the rest of us.

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  47. And JoElla thank goodness for that! I can only imagine the pictures. Actually, no I can't and that makes me happy.

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  48. jajajajaja Ryan Reynolds!

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