Blind Item #5
This A+ list celebrity/producer/fake rapper loves women, but he likes them to get freaky with him. One of his regulars was with her girlfriend in an adult toy shop and she kept saying no to her friend and then finally said, "___________ likes them to be like a foot long. I honestly don't know how it fits in his a**."
Oh my! That's all I've got to say about that.
ReplyDeleteP. Dildy!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww! Tmi!
ReplyDeleteYow that's a lot of ass room.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That reminds me of this article about rappers' views on anal sex. Jadakiss: "I don't pump on that block" cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteP dildo!!!
ReplyDeleteYou'd need at least a foot for ass-to-ass.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Puff Dildo!
ReplyDeleteCassie and puffy daddy aka p diddy aka Sean combs
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if this is Crosby, Stills, Nash or Young.
ReplyDeleteLucas, EW!
ReplyDeleteMy best friend and I are usually either mistaken for/hoped to be lesbians when we go out, just the two of us. We have been known to improv an argument about which one 'hogs the double dildo' more, just to fuck with people.
ReplyDeleteSo many shocked young men....Ah, Precious memories....
Screams P Diddy to me, once again, I think the CDAN'ers have this.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteP Diddy all the way; except Enty left out enterpreneur(Sean John, his clothing line)
ReplyDeleteEntrepreneur might have made it too obvious. Not that it really mattered, since everyone here is so quick.
ReplyDeleteP Diddy!!!!
ReplyDeleteI like the fake rapper part.
ReplyDeleteP Diddy fits all of the descriptors.
ReplyDeleteWarning: OFF TOPIC CDAN ALERT:
I just read a blind on blindgossip.com that sounded aimed at our Patron Saint RDJ. It said something to the effect that the night of the Oscars, a wealthy, sober Star was nowhere to be found and everyone freaked out! The image used was a cartoon character "poof", as in Iron Man/cartoon punches like on the old Batman shows. folks were guessing RDJ. If anyone on here knows him, please check on him.
@ Anna he is fine. He I'n my bed right now.
DeleteAll I'n serious maybe he was hooking up with someone?
Which rich recovering dr*g add*ct sparked a panic after briefly disappearing in LA over Oscar weekend?
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends told me one drunken night about how her husband loves stuff up that hole... I cannot look at him the same way anymore. I really wish she hadn't told me that! lol
ReplyDeleteWait, is this how he got the name "Fist" Brown?
ReplyDeleteapparently a LOT of guys love this! I used to think it would be fun to do this with a guy using a strap-on, but that was fantasy only. In real life...don't think I could do it. Not judging tho! Whatever rocks yer boat as long as it's consensual and doesn't involve minors or animals, I say.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why so many of them wear the diaper pants.
ReplyDelete@Anna Nonymous. Those captions are usually used to throw people off; just like Enty plays with wording to throw people off.
ReplyDeleteFSP where are you on this one? LOL
Piddy all the way.
DeleteJeez......I couldn't.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Diddy.
I too agree with the old Puff Daddy (from the JLo days.
ReplyDeletePuff Anus Daddy
ReplyDeleteSo me and P-Diddy have more then just skin color in common.
ReplyDeletepuff sounds almost too easy. Especially since I've heard the same about dr.dre
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Hollywood dime - it does seem a bit easy. Plus I had a friend ( I've mentioned this before ) who slept with him for months. That was never one of his requests. Choking her out, however, was a different story. Apparently he's a huge fan.
ReplyDeleteMy post was deleted!
ReplyDeleteI said this sounds like "Booty Hole" which, save for the "n" word is hilarious!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Og6VuuYcco
Timbaland
ReplyDeleteYou would be surprised at how many men like this. I can usually spot a guy who likes it. I've been with several men who I've ummm helped fufill this fantasy. And most once they start doing it like to have bigger ones. I've seen some pretty big ones used on some very manly men
ReplyDeleteSwizz Beatz.
ReplyDeleteTold my ex I wanted to try it on him. Shoulda known when he was eager to participate.
ReplyDeleteTo be different, Joaquin Phoenix. Director, Producer, Musician so "celeb" vs. actor status. Oscar award so A+. And that whole thing he did with Casey Affleck movie where he quit acting to be a "fake rapper."
ReplyDeletewow. you're right bad barfly. Phoenix does fit 'fake rapper' perfectly. would all fit. Only thing is everyone seems to think he doesn't date anyone except his sister? Whatever that means.
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