Monday, March 04, 2013
Blind Item #5
This B+ list celebrity is on countless television shows. He has also cheated on his wife countless times. When they went on vacation together he thought he picked a place where he would not run into any of his former mistresses. Wow he picked wrong. Not one, but two different women embarrassed the celebrity in front of his wife. She knows he cheated but he swears that he is through with it.
A.C. Slater.
ReplyDeleteMario HOpez.
ReplyDeleteSlater is the new Affleck for cheating blinds.
ReplyDeleteLol@Cathy!
ReplyDeleteThe first time I ever heard about what a scuzz he is was also the first time I ever read the words douche canoe. So every time I see him or hear his name, I'm all "douche canoe, douche canoe!" like the responsible grown-up that I am.
Definitely Mario Lopez. I don't understand why so many ladies are getting with him. His hair looks like pubes.
ReplyDeleteMario " i like to decorate my X-mas tree almost naked with my daughter" Lopez
ReplyDelete^^^^ ahhhhahaha, I had nearly forgotten that, FrenchGirl!
ReplyDeleteLopez is so fucking gross. NEVER trust a man who would cheat on his own fucking HONEYMOON.
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ReplyDeleteMario "I am so obviously an overcompensating closet case" Lopez
ReplyDeleteBecause that pose on the Christmas tree with his daughter that French Girl notes is the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life.
and he's like 5'2''...Women must like a hobbit. Sorry but as a man, when I see a guy that small, I just want to tap him on the head and say 'hey lil guy? Did you need help finding your mom?'
ReplyDeleteUgh, he's gross. Why would any woman put up with it?
ReplyDeleteI'm probably the only one but as douchey as he is, I'd still hit it! must be the dimples...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd do it, too...but I'm cosigning to the millionth that this is him.
ReplyDeleteHes got money fame and good looks and women go after Mario because hes bad and they think they can reform him OR they just want a bad boy.
ReplyDelete@figgy...my hairdresser was telling me a story about Mario and his bf (boyfriend) the first time she did my hair. she has told me ZERO celeb stories since...a friend who is a waiter at an upscale bar also told me about Ho-pez and his entourage coming in one night and he was shocked to see him w/a man...
ReplyDeletei remember the rape charges against this guy years ago - perhaps he sleeps around so much and is aggressive w/women because he hates the fact that he is gay?!? til that point i liked AC and Zach - then i overnight became a Zach Morris girl and he has definitely aged well...lol
Wow, I got this halfway through the first sentence, and I NEVER get these!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if ol' Mario is as abusive to his boyfriends as he is to women. What a douchenozzle.
I don't find Mario Lopez hot at all.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Bobby Flay.
ReplyDeleteHe's gross. Wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole. I think there's some truth to the gay rumours. Maybe he's just an equal opportunity Ho.
ReplyDeleteEither way he's nasty and his wife knows the score. She's as bad as him, you know she will eventually tire of his cheating ass and they will split up the family.
The suggestion of Bobby Flay made me think of Gordon Ramsey, who is certainly on countless TV shows and is known for cheating. But, Enty might refer to him as "foreign," so maybe not.
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ReplyDeleteChris Noth?
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