Blind Item #2
This former almost A list actor who now does mostly movies, but got all of his fame and chances at headlining movies from a television show is set to come out. He has always stayed in the closet because he was afraid it would harm his chances of getting leads in romantic comedies, but no one is hiring him anyway. You wouldn't think it by looking at him, but people who have seen his peen say it is the largest they have ever seen. One of his former co-stars who is now an almost A list movie actress once saw it and said she could not believe it was real and thought the prop guys had done some Boogie Nights magic.
I have no idea, but now I'm curious about this giant peen!
ReplyDeleteNo idea, but can there be a nude photo leak to accompany the coming out?! :)
ReplyDeleteWho does this giant peen belong to?????
ReplyDeleteOr is it, to whom does this giant penis belong?
ReplyDeletekermit the frog. he´s not getting so much work lately....
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Don Johnson!!!! I saw a pic of his peen and it IS monstrous! there are also many obvious blinds about him and his past, pics of him in embraces with men. Will post when I find!!
ReplyDeleteJamie?
ReplyDeleteTopher Grace, with Mila Kunis the tv co-star
ReplyDeletegoogle Don Johnson Sal Mineo pic: NSFWish
ReplyDeleteAnna~ I didn't see the picture but now I totally want to read Sal Mineo's biography. Looks really salatious!
DeleteWe should have a CDAN Book Club!
I think we do, by way of recommendation!
DeleteSugar- I've read sal's book it's fantastic!
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ReplyDeleteJason Alexander.
ReplyDeleteI like this guess. I don't think anyone would think of George Costanza as having a monster peen.
Delete"I was in the pool" the line from Seinfield when George had just gotten out of the pool and the girl saw his penis and he tried to explain the shrinkage. I can see this being him.
Delete"I was in the pool" the line from Seinfield when George had just gotten out of the pool and the girl saw his penis and he tried to explain the shrinkage. I can see this being him.
DeleteTopher is a great guess and I think he was described as almost A list in the 70s show blind Ent had revealed.
ReplyDeleteTall and skinny guys are usually huge in the cock department, IMO.
Not always; just another myth
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Deletenot that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jamie Foxx? If you follow the links in the article, it leads to his peen: Jamie Foxx Nekkid
ReplyDeleteVIPBlonde, that was my first guess, too! We need to come up with a Hammaconda nickname for Jamie!
ReplyDeleteYou guys, can you really say that no one is hiring Jamie Foxx nowadays? With Django Unchained, he's not getting any work? Really?
ReplyDelete@Anna When I read the blind, I googled "gay closeted actor huge penis" and Jamie Foxx was the second one to pop up! LOL The first was this guy: Luke Evans
DeleteYeah the actor in the blind isn't getting hired. Jamie is doing alright these days
ReplyDeletehttp://dlisted.com/2013/01/04/don-johnson-finally-sets-record-straight-about-his-supposedly-colossal-peen
ReplyDeleteJames Marsden? Started out on TV, was in all the X-Men movies (and there was an X-Men tv show.)
ReplyDeleteKermit .. definitely Kermit.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I thought of Ray Romano, but that's probably not correct.
ReplyDeleteI saw Sal Mineo's dong, but didn't get anything from Johnson, except a butt shot.
ReplyDeleteJust saw Chris Brown's dong as well. Unfortunately, it is pretty big. I was hoping for a chode.
ReplyDeleteAlways figured that. The only explanation for Rihanna's behavior is she's dickmatized.
DeleteMy post regarding the Sal Mineo/Don Johnson pics was that that's pretty clear evidence, would lead one to believe, if taken at that time in history, in that setting, that that's gay sex play/pics. Just pointing out the gay part of the blind would apply here.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone knoe where I can find a pic of RDJ's dong. Sccot Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots said it was pretty big. They were in the shower together when they were locked up.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone knoe where I can find a pic of RDJ's dong. Sccot Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots said it was pretty big. They were in the shower together when they were locked up.
ReplyDeleteAlso, came across this link in my search. Complete with another creepy John Travolta hot tub pic :) You'll Never Spa in This Town Again
ReplyDeletegoogle: "don johnson naked" if you aren't at work
ReplyDeleteSal and Don were in a movie where they were prison inmates. A lot of the semi naked stills from that movie, was from a rape scene. I didn't see any candid pictures of them together.
ReplyDelete@VIPBlonde: Oh, my...I'm impressed, not to mention a little bit scared... ;-)
ReplyDeleteOn a similar note, and I know this is a hell of a place to ask this, but why not: I was always told that men whose penises were pretty good-sized when flaccid didn't usually get much bigger, if at all, when erect. Is this true or not, or is it a YMMV deal?
@Robin Men are either showers or growers. Penis Fact #8
Delete@VIP - GROSS!
DeleteI had to stop at the grocery this morning, and there's a tabloid at the checkout with something like "best pictures of 2012" - I can't remember the name of the tabloid, but it had Angelina Jolie as one of the cover photos, along with this barf-worthy picture of Travolta. Not something I need to see pre-coffee!!
As a dark horse contender, what about Brandon Routh?
ReplyDeleteMatthew Perry?
ReplyDeleteDon Johnson? rumored big dick and bisexual (i believe there is a pap story with Don,a male friend and some sex toys sharing a hotel room )
ReplyDeleteI don't think it could be Jason Alexander... He isn't really the rom-com headliner type, nor has he ever been.
ReplyDeleteIts all well and good to have a large peen, but you have to know what to do with it!! Am i right ladies?
ReplyDelete@auntliddy Very true, but I think Samantha Jones said it best: Goldicocks
DeleteThis supposedly is Don Johnson nude http://homepage.ntlworld.com/canalside/100malestars/nude/JohnsonDon01.jpg
ReplyDeleteJust to be different- Jim Carrey. He's not headlining anything significant until the Dumb and Dumber sequel in 2014.
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey new movie with Steve Carell comes out in a couple of weeks. They both are playing magicians.
DeleteI'm on the Topher Grace train, with Mila Kunis as the co-star. Seems to me he had high hopes for himself that never really panned out.
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ReplyDeleteMichael Fassbender? Didn't Charlize Theron comment on it at an awards show once?
ReplyDelete@Milla Fassbender Gif
DeleteI always liked VIPblonde. Now, I'm going to leave her something in my will.
Delete@VIP, that is hypnotizing!
DeleteOh myyyyyyy!
DeleteUm, that link was... hold on... ok, it was... wait a minute...
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron on Mr Marceaux:
"Your penis was a revelation," she said accepting the Ally For Equality award from the organization, "I'm available to work with it any time."
How about Mike Meyers?
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney
ReplyDeleteMichael Cera. Movies now, fame from Arrested Development. Other than Juno, no romantic comedy leads really. Tall, lanky guy doesn't seem like the type to be packing, and Emma Stone is the almost A list actress who could have seen it in Superbad.
ReplyDeleteLike the Michael Cera guess, but no photos please. Gopher was probably b list at best, even with his show.
ReplyDeleteI love imagining the world where Jason Alexander was a rom-com lead or classic romantic actor with women drooling over him. "Pretty Woman" with Julia Roberts and Jason Alexander would have been quite a different movie. The classic "Pride & Prejudice" with Jason Alexander as Mark Darcy. "Bridget Jones Diary" with Jason Alexander in either role. What a treat. We need to see him remake these with himself in the lead roles.
ReplyDeletegot all of his fame and chances at headlining movies from a television show
ReplyDeleteis the big clue
so it's OBVIOUSLY William Shatner.
That's the big clue, a show that was spun into movies.
Mission Impossible? Who else is in that besides the cake-hating dwarf?
Wayne's World? Didn't Mike Myers get married recently?
Starsky and Hutch was only the one movie, right?
Mike Myers is the 1st guess that matches the "Huge movies that originated on a TV show". "Waynes World" movies were huge & started as SNL skits. He was also never able to get people to go to his romcoms (So I Married an Axe Murderer). And you would never think it by looking at him. Either that or somebody from a Star Trek movie. Those originated on TV.
ReplyDeleteMichael Cera did nothing but romantic comedies for a few years there:
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Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Youth in Revolt
Paper Heart
Darling Darling
And Superbad and Year One were comedies with romantic subplots involving his character.
Travolta for the win. Owes everything to that Welcome Back Kotter gig. Played in tons of romantic comedies, definitely leading A list man.
ReplyDeleteTravolta for the win. Owes everything to that Welcome Back Kotter gig. Played in tons of romantic comedies, definitely leading A list man.
ReplyDeleteLiam Neeson is in the club...but I don't think he's done the TV part in the blind.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading the first couple guesses, I scrolled down to say Travolta and Plokzy got a double dip of it.
ReplyDeleteI want Travolta to come out sooo bad. You know damn well if he was out he'd make Liberace look like John Wayne.
All a you size queens on a mad dash fer pecker pics. It is deplorable how you objectify men and make them worth nothing more than their appendage. It is sad that in this day and age you broads still judge men by the size of their cawk and not their heart or their brain.
I think Topher Grace was a great guess, he bombed in that movie with Scarlett J where he tried to break out as a rom com contender.
ReplyDeleteTopher is a good guess, but he was also a popular guess for the guy who had sex with a model at Fashion Week or at some fashion event.
ReplyDeleteMyers is also a good guess (The Love Guru was somewhat of a romantic comedy, not much since) but I doubt he'd come out since he's with a woman right now and can probably still get big roles in children's films like Sandler - cartoon and live-action. Don't think he'd come out if he still had the option of doing movies for kids.
This is best thread EVER!
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ReplyDeleteIdk who the fuck this is, but I love the penis pics!!
ReplyDeleteLet's start a motion to bring back Full Frontal Fridays everyone!
http://dlisted.com/2013/01/04/don-johnson-finally-sets-record-straight-about-his-supposedly-colossal-peen
ReplyDeleteTY for the Fassbender pic, VIP! Could you imagine if he was also a "grower"?
ReplyDeleteWhat movie did Topher do that originated as a tv show?
Puggle we all know Enty is a shocker when it comes to grammar. I think people are overanalysing and he simply meant got their start in a TV show and due to that shows popularity, was given a shot to headline a movie
DeleteMy kind of thread. Lots and Lots of Dicks. I wish there was also Waffles!
ReplyDeleteForget about famous peen lets have CDAN reader FFF
ReplyDeleteSix Chick, you naughty girl!
ReplyDeletefrufra so i take it you're a yes
ReplyDeleteTopher Grace. He and Cristiano Ronaldo will then get together and get married and live happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteIn answer to the question about large when soft, but not much larger when hard - from my experience with my boyfriend, he gets much bigger. He is bigger than average when soft, and ridiculous when hard. So I don't think that is true with every dick. I think some, yes, but not all.
ReplyDeletePleeeeeeease bring back Full Frontal Fridays!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, to Superstitious FunDelicious....that's just not fair.
Jared Leto, TV show, My So Called Life. I know this is a common turn of phrase, He has always stayed in the closet, but he was in Panic Room....although he really hasn't been in any romantic comedies....
ReplyDelete@Dragon: Should we declare Sundays Dicks & Waffles Day from here on in? I have a seriously lethal pancake/waffle/whatever syrup recipe for y'all:
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Pornographic Pancake Syrup
1/4 cup dark brown sugar
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
(pinch of salt if using unsalted butter)
1/3 cup real maple syrup
1/2 cup Jamesons Irish Whiskey
Melt butter in small saucepan, and stir in sugar (and salt); cook over low heat until sugar is melted and thoroughly dissolved (last time I did this, I may have cooked it all the way to soft ball/fudge stage). Take off heat and stir in maple syrup; then whisk in the Jamesons, a little bit at a time, until everything is well-blended. Put back on stove and simmer on low heat for several more minutes, stirring frequently, until mixture thickens up nicely. Can be stored in fridge in your standard plastic snap-lid container and reheated gently; sometimes the butter separates out when the syrup is chilled, but you should be able to blend it back in. Tastes great on pancakes, waffles, ice cream, cake, and, well, pretty much anything, including the person(s) of your choice. Bon appetit! ;-)
@ RObin. Dam You made me hungry !. Yes t has been declared.
Delete@ Count: Don't feel bad--I really don't think we're all going after guys solely because of their dick size; frankly, sometimes there can be too much of a good thing. :-o It's just nice to look at & pleasant to contemplate, is all. Think of it as being like a really high-end sportscar: it might be a whole lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to have to pay for the upkeep/insurance/security/etc. ;-)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Patrick Stewart? He fits the TV/movie part AND he is rumored to have one of the biggest dicks in Hollywood.
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DeleteIt's not Travolta, he's NEVER coming out of the closet publicly. He'll just go along as has been, groping whatever guys he wants, writing a big check to those who make a stink, and sending Kelly off to handwave everything to Kneepads.
ReplyDeleteBesides, this sounds like someone who was HOPING for romantic lead roles, but never got them. Travolta's not getting them now, but for many years he did.
Topher Grace is an excellent guess, though the first name to pop into my head was Wentworth Miller. Except he's always been pretty much strictly TV, though maybe he was hoping to jump to movies?
I miss Full Frontal Fridays.*sigh*
ReplyDeleteYa'll are throwing names (and dicks) around but most are forgetting the clue:
ReplyDeleteheadlining movies from a television show
That would be someone like Zachary Quinto in the Star Trek movies, although isn't he out already?
What about Chris Pine, the guy who plays Kirk? But then again, neither he nor Quinto were A list.
I looked at Topher Grace's list of movie credits at IMDB and nothing appears to have started as a TV show (I'm refusing to consider Pinocchio and Spider Man 3!)
If you google Topher Grace big penis all the gay forums where they spend all day analysing bulge shots say he has a big one
ReplyDeleteMango I honestly think you've misread the clue due to Enty's bad writing.
ReplyDeleteEverything Robin said! Love the sports car analogy.
ReplyDeletePatrick Stewart is a well-known hound dog, he likes the ladies quite a bit. (Shut up, Wesley!)
Topher was in That 70s Show but I seriously doubt they're making a movie out of that.
I can't believe Michael Fassbender was the skinny guy in 300. I wish his spartan skirt had a wardrobe malfunction!
Nathan Filion?
ReplyDeleteI think this is Zac Efron...
ReplyDeleteVIP - I think I just had a case of the vapors! As George Takei would say, oh myyy....
ReplyDeleteI thought Topher Grace(with Mila being the co star who saw it) fit pretty good but it looks like he's been getting work. I don't think anyone got this yet.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of a peen for us straight women. God...gay guys not only get all the hot guys, but now they're getting the guys with the biggest peen. So not fair.
ReplyDeleteI think some of you guys misunderstood the clues. He got his fame and chances to headline movies FROM his television show. And he's set to come out of the closet bc he's not getting leads anyway. Separate thoughts.
ReplyDeleteDon't think it's Topher G, I am gonna guess Michael Imperioli.... but I don't know really. lol.
ReplyDeleteAfter hearing so many rumors over the years of Don Johnson's legendary peen, as think as a can of coke, etc, I just googled his nude pics and turns out it's totally average size! How ridiculous. How do these stupid rumors get started?
ReplyDeleteI think this is Zac Ephron as well, but seems only one other person in 100 comments agrees.
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