Blind Item #1
This B list celebrity has had some issues with sex in the past. To make sure there are no complications, when a woman agrees to go to bed with him he conjures up an agreement that she signs and also is videotaped agreeing to have sex with the celebrity.
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That is the weirdest foreplay I have ever heard of. Well almost.
C Lowe green
R Kelly?
Greg Kelly
David Copperfield? Conjures ....
Isn't that just 'romantical'?
Yeah, I know people think that he's gay ... but there was an issue in the past and the word "conjures" really is an out of the ordinary word to use.
Oooh, G, fabulous guess!
I think you got it G!
I've heard of all of these accusations except for the CLo Green one, what's the story there?
Yes, this is the magician who was in trouble with some women. Was that Copperfield?
Kobe Bryant? So woman can't accuse him of rape anymore?
I think CeeLo was accused of dropping a roofie in a woman's drink. I don't think he raped her, though. I could be wrong.
Looked it up. She claims he gave her ecstasy, and later woke up naked next to him. I guess there are lots of holes in the story though.
Rob Lowe!
@Puggle, thanks for update. Was that recent?
I think G got it. Copperfield.
Just say NO..
@Lotta, I think it was this past summer.
Mike Tyson - the woman who said he raped her, didn't he say the sex was consensual? Either way, yuk.
I'm thinking this is an athlete.
I like the Copperfield guess, he's the only one out of all the others guessed that I can see doing this.
Copperfield is a great guess! There were issues before about women saying he held them against their will or something like that. Maybe that's why he video taped them agreeing to sleep with him!!
Most likely Cooperfield. But what about Shaquille O'Neal? Conjures = Orlando Magic? Lady problems?
Waking up next to a naked Cee Lo Green is a nightmare!
That was on an episode of Law and Order SVU.
I was thinking Rob Lowe until I saw G's guess - David Copperfield is a great guess, with "conjures" in the blind!
It's not that unusual. My friend had to sign a confidentiality agreement before he slept with Jake Gyllenhaal.
After that, why wld she want to sleep with him? I dont get the attraction.
Countervail, maybe it's not unusual to sign an agreement prior to sex, but it is odd to be videotaped doing that...
I think @Countervail is pulling our leg.
Supposedly Chuck Berry insisted of a photo of the lady on his lap naked before he'd take her to bed. Again, as a lawsuit prophylactic.
David Duchovny?
SueRH took the words out of my mouth. I would NOT be happy waking up next to CeeLo. *shudders*
I'm thinking you guys got it with Copperfield. He's not going to lose an island to any woman!
More like David Coppafeel....
SusanB: Yes. Tyson claims that the chick was pissed that he finished and told her to get out. Says if he walked her down stairs and to the door, he wouldn't have gone to jail.
Danny Bonaduce has a routine for these situations. He walks the chick to the lobby, looks at his wrist, then asks the person at the hotel desk what time it is, then kisses the broad goodbye at the door. That way the person at the desk remembers him, the time and that the broad is leaving happy.
Copperfield sounds good to me. He looks the part.
Lmfao. Science!
Sherry and SueRH, I would need major psychotherapy, if I woke up next to a naked CeeLo and his baby hands.
I am surprised CeeLo doesn't wear a helmet. W/ them lil T-Rex arms and big gut, he prolly bangs his head on urinals all the time while hunching over to reach his junk.
Like the Copperfield guess too!
Oh and I would freak out if I woke up fully clothed next to CeeLo. He just creeps me out.
@Count Jerkula - I now have to wipe off my computer screen because that was too funny! I actually had the picture in my head.
Hmmm..it makes sense to me. Covering his ass. Sad, but logical
I cant see any woman completely clear headed ever wanting to be with Ceelo Copperfield on the other hand used to look halfway decent.
Why tyson sounds like a prince.
Wow...David Copperfield. G got it!
@Count- hahahaha there is something very odd about his body
Lol, Aunt Jess. Zing! I think that's a good guess with the clue of "conjure." I was initially thinking like Kobe, LeBron, etc, because of it saying celebrity, but this makes more sense.
I'm thinking David Copperfield but I know Gene Simmons from KISS does this as well. Gross but considering David Copperfield has been accused of date raping a woman in the past (not sure if he was officially charged or tried for it), I could totally see him doing this. Plus there's a scene in "The Amazing Burt Wonderstone" (in which David has a cameo) where Steve Carrell's character does the same thing.
Beckham.
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