This former B list comedic actor from a very hit television show has been reduced to a shell of a D lister slowly going through his big movie paychecks as he spends it all on hookers and coke.
David Spade is one of those super secret smart guys. I bet when he dies, they will find out his estate is worth a billion from investments. He drives something like a 1980's Buick or some shit, and always has.
@VIPBlonde: after much guessing, I finally had To google ass to ass (a funny comment you post once In a while). Hilarious! And I thought I gad heard It all!
I like the Kattan guess, he looked so messed up the lat time he did SNL. I think it might have been a Christmas or an anniversary one. It was the music turning heads one (worst description ever, hopefully y'all know what I'm talking about).
Can't be Kevin James -- unless he's snorting confectionery sugar. His last flick (Oct 2012) was "Here Comes The Boom." I think it did fairly well, and was actually decent (minus the buffoonery). Most of his movies suck, but there's a big enough audience for that crap. I'm sure "Grown Ups 2" will make a zillion this summer (barf). And I think being tied to Sandler ensures a working career (unless Sandler's movies keep bombing like the last couple ("Hotel Trans" excluded, as that was animated and did well).
I'm on the Kevin James train. I hate those awful Sandler movies, but unfortunately they always make lots of money. I think Kevin's trying to be Chris Farley in more ways than one. If the blind said all-tv, my money would be on Bob Saget.
Brad Garrett from "Everybody Loves Raymond." He was on the Howard Stern show sometime in the past year or so and, damn, did he sound depressed and like he has some kind of deep anger about life in general.
I could totally see him going the "hookers and blow" route.
Not Ray Romano. He's loaded until he dies. Brad Garrett fits this except with a twist. The hookers are guys. I've heard from several male comedians who've worked with him and "been" with him that he's in the closet. Also picks up young men in WeHo. Also been told he does drugs. He owed $87,000 back taxes about two years ago and his house in Malibu has been for sale since 2010. He has a new show on ABC starting in April but in a minor role as Sarah Chalke's step father. Google some latest pics of him. Going downhill. Here's one of the better ones http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/Disney_TCA_winter_Press_tour_110113/brad-garrett-disney-abc-television-group-hosts_20052478.jpg
Rob Schneider
ReplyDeleteor Chris Kattan
ReplyDeleteSheen.
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade was a popular guess for a Piven blind the other day. So just tossing that hat into the ring...
ReplyDeleteNo. Not Spade.
DeleteWhy do I think Jim Carey but I guess he has a new movie out and In Living Color was so long ago.
ReplyDeleteWilmer?
ReplyDeleteNo idea, but I bet his voicemails sound just like this
ReplyDeleteMarlon wayans?
ReplyDeleteI hope it isn't Spade, he was pretty devastated
ReplyDeleteabout Chris Farley's death from drugs.
@VIP ...bahahaha. It never gets old, or any less uncomfortable hearing those messages! LOL
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade is currently on a tv show
ReplyDeleteTim Allen?
ReplyDeleteKevin James has been putting out some bombs of movies, I don't remember what his last hit movie was.
ReplyDeleteShow King of Queens was a big hit.
Never mind, I like the Chris Kattan guess. Tim is not a d lister, especially with the voice over work
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade is one of those super secret smart guys. I bet when he dies, they will find out his estate is worth a billion from investments. He drives something like a 1980's Buick or some shit, and always has.
ReplyDeleteJes- hes also supp to be super nice, great in bed, and a loyal friend.
Deletefun fact David Spade's brother is married to Kate Spade
ReplyDelete@VIPBlonde: after much guessing, I finally had
ReplyDeleteTo google ass to ass (a funny comment you post once
In a while). Hilarious! And I thought I gad heard
It all!
I was thinking Tracey Morgan but I suck at guessing.
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ReplyDeleteChevy Chase?
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Tim Allen train
ReplyDeleteTom Arnold?
ReplyDeleteTim Allen has a TV show on. At first I thought Chris K. but ain't he on that show with Patrica H.?
ReplyDeleteI'm tapped out.
I like the Kattan guess, he looked so messed up the lat time he did SNL. I think it might have been a Christmas or an anniversary one. It was the music turning heads one (worst description ever, hopefully y'all know what I'm talking about).
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I can't erase or modify my post anymore, obviously I meant the last time, grrrrrrrr, it's starting to get really irritating...
DeleteGeorge Lopez?
ReplyDeleteRay from "Everybody Loves Raymond"? I know he's done all the Ice Age movies but nothing in a long time where he's actually a leading man.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Kevin James -- unless he's snorting confectionery sugar. His last flick (Oct 2012) was "Here Comes The Boom." I think it did fairly well, and was actually decent (minus the buffoonery). Most of his movies suck, but there's a big enough audience for that crap. I'm sure "Grown Ups 2" will make a zillion this summer (barf). And I think being tied to Sandler ensures a working career (unless Sandler's movies keep bombing like the last couple ("Hotel Trans" excluded, as that was animated and did well).
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade is on a show on CBS and if Allen my guess has a show that rules him out too. Maybe a Wayan's?
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Kevin James train. I hate those awful Sandler movies, but unfortunately they always make lots of money. I think Kevin's trying to be Chris Farley in more ways than one. If the blind said all-tv, my money would be on Bob Saget.
ReplyDeleteSteve Carrell
ReplyDeleteNo idea.
ReplyDeleteTo introduce someone new: some guy from "friends".
I like the Kevin James guess. I've never found him funny.
ReplyDeleteBrad Garrett from "Everybody Loves Raymond." He was on the Howard Stern show sometime in the past year or so and, damn, did he sound depressed and like he has some kind of deep anger about life in general.
ReplyDeleteI could totally see him going the "hookers and blow" route.
No way Kevin James.
ReplyDeleteNo way this is Tim Allen. Back in the Home Improvement days he was A list all the way. Maybe even A+.
ReplyDeleteSame with Jim Carrey. He was A++ back in the day. Mostly movies. So this can't be him.
Yes Katan has a bit part in The Middle. Although he hasn't been seen this season. So far he's my favorite guess for this.
Wasn't there a blind where we thought Kattan was the one hooking?
ReplyDeleteI think David Spade has a good head on his shoulders. And is currently working.
Rob Schneider
ReplyDeleteNot Ray Romano. He's loaded until he dies. Brad Garrett fits this except with a twist. The hookers are guys. I've heard from several male comedians who've worked with him and "been" with him that he's in the closet. Also picks up young men in WeHo. Also been told he does drugs. He owed $87,000 back taxes about two years ago and his house in Malibu has been for sale since 2010. He has a new show on ABC starting in April but in a minor role as Sarah Chalke's step father. Google some latest pics of him. Going downhill. Here's one of the better ones http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/Disney_TCA_winter_Press_tour_110113/brad-garrett-disney-abc-television-group-hosts_20052478.jpg
ReplyDeleteTom Arnold
ReplyDeleteBrad Garrett does look pretty bad. I thought everyone knew he was gay. He's not out yet?
ReplyDeleteBrad Garret has a new show with Sarah Chalke, "how to live with your parents forever" or something like that.
ReplyDeleteKevin James - Mall Cop movie, Zoo movie, mma movie, all in past two yrs. he lost weight for the mma movie. looked good for him.
David Spade in 3rd or 4th yr of Rules of Engagement. married.
Ray Romano doesn't have big movie paychecks, and was arguably a-list at raymonds height.
Matthew Perry
ReplyDeleteI saw Kevin James somewhere last week and he was about half his normal size- maybe he is using coke? On the other hand, he was praising the Lord. hmm.
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