Angelina Jolie could be lying about her relationship with Brad Pitt. It would not be the first time she lied. She said in an interview from Africa though that the pair are not married. She wants to make that perfectly clear. She would also like to make clear that she will not make any type of wedding announcement or information until the day that Jennifer Aniston gets married. At that point, Angelina will provide news and wedding photos and for good measure a shot of Brad Pitt naked taken by an equally naked Billy Bob Thornton. Too much?
Perfect, Enty.
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt AND Billy Bob? Is this an ex sex reveal??? :)
ReplyDeleteoh good, when will these people go away? She looks like an alien there. Aliens, Bring the real Angie back.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I hope a hippo eats her whilst she's in Rwanda.
ReplyDeleteJust. Don't. Care.
ReplyDeletefancyscreenname, lol.
ReplyDeleteWho cares ? When's the last time they were seen together...oh yeah Valentines day...
ReplyDeleteI doubt they'll ever get married...
She didn't want to wear her $500k ginormous engagement ring to a rescue camp for survivors of sexual assault, so she wore a simple gold band instead. All of the rumor mags jumped on that as "proof" that she & Brad wed in secret.
ReplyDeleteDamned if you do, damned if you don't.
once a crazy bitch, always a crazy bitch. just saying.
ReplyDeleteSo what! How about a good reveal today Enty???
ReplyDeleteI still think she and Brad are a mismatch. She was better with Billy Bob. I miss crazy Angie (she's still crazy, but hiding it and has become boring, IMO).
ReplyDeleteWith all the kids she has, I hope she got her crazy under control.
ReplyDeleteDamn, is it 2006 again? Jennifer Aniston probably doesn't care and why should we? You cannot tell me that woman doesn't react the same way we all do when we see an ex who has not held up well, with a shudder.
ReplyDeleteHer new fiance is a huge try-hard but he looks a heck of a lot better than Brad Pitt now.
I am so sick of her and Aniston.
ReplyDeleteI think the only competition between Jolie and Aniston is in the press. I don't believe either one of them care.
ReplyDeleteI caught the end of Seven yesterday....holy shit, Brad was hotttt!
ReplyDeleteI still gv angie props for good works. I dont really care what kind of ring she wears, or if they are married or when. Not interested; its their business.
ReplyDeleteThank you Izzie. Truth is less fun, huh?
ReplyDeleteI don't think she cares about Jen's wedding date as much as Jen cares about Brange's. They are two huge stars, and Jen and her (surely nice) but half-star guy will be overshadowed. Jen does seem the type to be more fussy about the perfect wedding. Let's be honest. My prediction is she will marry at least a month before the royal baby is due in July. (Has she publicly set a date? Did I miss it?)
I wish someone would get it over with.
Imo, whichever (Brad or Jen) marries SECOND, will get the tab attention that they 'waited' for the other, out of either 'respect' (Brad's case), or in Jen's case, 'Finally realized Brad wouldn't come back.'
...So maybe the Brange ARE waiting for Jen & Justin, so EVERYONE gets a better headline, all 'round! HUZZAH!
@agent ......she's so annoying. Lol
ReplyDeleteShe needs an IV of pig fat STAT. She looks awful. I couldn't care less if she marries Pitt. They both bore me to tear. TEARS I tell you!
ReplyDeleteYes, Izzie, you're exactly right. There's context to everything you wear. When I go visit my grandma in her nursing home, I don't wear the same thing I'd wear to dinner and dancing later with my boyfriend. That said, I totally believe she and BBT have met in hotel rooms to talk about his book ;)
ReplyDeleteEnty - are you referring to when at LAX, she was asked by the paparazzi if she was married, and she said "No,"? Hardly an interview....
ReplyDelete@Pen-a-lope: Agreed.
ReplyDeleteAngie needs to eat however. Far, far to thin and I'm sure a hippo doesn't want to just chew on bones.
God, I cannot stand her. Either she has permanent crazy eyes or she is high quite often. Way to be mother of the year.
ReplyDelete@fancyscreenname thanks for the laugh out loud. I daresay the hippo would need a bottle of Pepto Bismol afterward though.
ReplyDeleteDon't you think AJ misses acting wild? I do. It's in her nature. I keep wondering when she won't be able to stifle her true instincts any longer and do something crazy like in the old days.
It will probably take that now permanent scowl off her face. And yes, I agree mismatch there with her and BP. I think they both know it too now.
ReplyDeleteBrad will never marry her.
I don't think Jen cares a bit about the brand at all. She is happy, in love, has many real friends. Unlike them lol
@ Angie - interesting point; Jen is photographed with friends and Angie is not. Of course one can't vacation when the weight of the world is on one's shoulders, but it's kind of telling when you don't appear to have friends.
ReplyDeleteDo you people think that paparazzi pictures are indicative of real life?
ReplyDeleteStop trying to make "Angie is the devil" happen, Enty. It's been years. She's doing her own thing. Let it go.
ReplyDelete@ RocketQueen:
ReplyDeleteExactly - nicely said.
This woman truly has mental problems. For all the people who defend her, they really need to spend a few minutes and really investigate her life and exploits.
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