Angelina Jolie Says She Is NOT Married To Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie could be lying about her relationship with Brad Pitt. It would not be the first time she lied. She said in an interview from Africa though that the pair are not married. She wants to make that perfectly clear. She would also like to make clear that she will not make any type of wedding announcement or information until the day that Jennifer Aniston gets married. At that point, Angelina will provide news and wedding photos and for good measure a shot of Brad Pitt naked taken by an equally naked Billy Bob Thornton. Too much?