Right on! Poor kid has enough to battle with in life without us shitting on him when he's less than a week old. I hope he rises above the Lohan curse - the odds are against him but I hope I'm wrong...
A cute baby but he has a "I'm screwed" expression on his face.
I KNOW this is OT but I have to share: Mr. B just went by T's Lounge (big strip club)in West Palm Beach and said there's a big sign up front - Octomom is appearing there next week! Get your tickets now!
I think better yet I'm strongly hoping and wishing that kate major shields her child from his money grubbing dad. He looks like the grinch in this picture with his curled fiingers and big, wrinkly eye.
@SusanB: there's a part of me that wants to tell you to encourage Mr. B to go and give us the scoop, but you and Mr. B have done nothing to me to deserve Octopussy. =)
I predict he will be raised by a stepdad. And some day when he is old enough he will visit the graves of the father & sister he doesn't really remember at all.
Yes, thank God the child isn't female, otherwise she'd be probably whored out by the time she's seventeen. A boy is safer, but not by much. I'd love to see him become a police officer.
OMG, what a little cutie! Here's hoping that having this little guy a little later in life will make Michael Lohan realize that he has a lot of healing to do with his other children (All of them).
Little cutie. Perhaps authorities will intervene and he will end up being adopted by a nice, loving, non-famewhoring family, and he'll grow up to be a successful spinal surgeon.
Some of the most wonderful people I know grew up in terrible curcumstances.
I wish nothing but the best for this little guy and I hope he finds someone to love and care for him but even if he doesn't some people are just strong and grow up to be just great because the have it in them.
raised by some distant relative of the mom, given a different name, after this turd and the "mom" are in jail for beating the shit out of each other for the 2,937th time. grows up happy and never hears the word "lohan" again.
One, two, some beer for you Three, four, mom's a crack-whore Five, six, now she's turning tricks Seven, eight, let's go get baked Nine, ten, dad's in the state pen Eleven, twelve, I'll no longer delve
...into this horrible story. Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.
If this kid is lucky his dad will disappear when he's 12 or be dead by the time he's 15. Unfortunately he has 50% of his worthless dad's genes so there's no telling what propensity toward addiction and stupidity he's inherited.
I think DA called it. He might have a slightly better chance since he's a boy and and Lohan's don't seem to whore them out like the girls. Good luck little guy you are going to need it.
One long horror show than drugs and jail like his step sisters did/will do.
ReplyDeleteWhat, did he sell the first pics to the Penny-saver?
ReplyDeletefuture police officer, he looks good in blue.
ReplyDeleteYes, that would be awesome if this baby went the other way & cured cancer or something amazing.
ReplyDeleteWont happen. Kids become their parents.
Delete@Scratchy -I disagree.
DeleteI hope for all involved that Michael dies a relatively early death due to his poor life choices.
ReplyDeleteBrandy in the milk when teething, first cig at 7, first joint at 9, petty theft at 11, get a girl preggers at 13, meth head at 17.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't live to see adulthood.
I'm going to stay positive, otherwise, this kid doesn't have a chance.
ReplyDeleteSweet babies are always sweet.
Right on! Poor kid has enough to battle with in life without us shitting on him when he's less than a week old. I hope he rises above the Lohan curse - the odds are against him but I hope I'm wrong...
DeleteAt least he had a boy Lohan males end up decent.
ReplyDeleteI'm with EmEyeKay on this.
ReplyDeleteWishing peace, light and love to the little guy.
A cute baby but he has a "I'm screwed" expression on his face.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW this is OT but I have to share: Mr. B just went by T's Lounge (big strip club)in West Palm Beach and said there's a big sign up front - Octomom is appearing there next week! Get your tickets now!
I think better yet I'm strongly hoping and wishing that kate major shields her child from his money grubbing dad. He looks like the grinch in this picture with his curled fiingers and big, wrinkly eye.
ReplyDeleteSad thing is, I'm not sure she is much better. :(
DeleteIt's not fair to bring a child into this mess.
@SusanB: there's a part of me that wants to tell you to encourage Mr. B to go and give us the scoop, but you and Mr. B have done nothing to me to deserve Octopussy. =)
ReplyDeleteI predict he will be raised by a stepdad. And some day when he is old enough he will visit the graves of the father & sister he doesn't really remember at all.
ReplyDeleteYes, thank God the child isn't female, otherwise she'd be probably whored out by the time she's seventeen. A boy is safer, but not by much. I'd love to see him become a police officer.
ReplyDeleteWhat Em Eye Kay said.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should go ahead and put a lawyer on retainer for this kid.
ReplyDeleteThat poor innocent baby doesn't stand a chance. When the child comes of age, Michael will right a tell all book.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't say really, just feel bad for the kid. Chin up little Lohan, it's not going to be easy.
ReplyDeleteOMG, what a little cutie! Here's hoping that having this little guy a little later in life will make Michael Lohan realize that he has a lot of healing to do with his other children (All of them).
ReplyDeletecute little boy. hope his mom takes him far away from the Lohan side of the family.
ReplyDeleteCute baby, too bad about the parents he got.Poor thing hardly has a chance.
ReplyDeleteLittle cutie. Perhaps authorities will intervene and he will end up being adopted by a nice, loving, non-famewhoring family, and he'll grow up to be a successful spinal surgeon.
ReplyDeleteAwww...
ReplyDeleteCute baybay.
Some of the most wonderful people I know grew up in terrible curcumstances.
ReplyDeleteI wish nothing but the best for this little guy and I hope he finds someone to love and care for him but even if he doesn't some people are just strong and grow up to be just great because the have it in them.
Genetically brain damaged psycho serial killer. Dahmer will look like a walk in the park when this mess is finished.
ReplyDeleteI'm done having kids, but every single damn time I see a baby, my heart goes AW LOOK AT THE BAY-BAY!! Stupid ovaries, shut up, we're done.
ReplyDeleteAgree, @SusanB, "I'm screwed" is the perfection description for that adorable face next to Prime Minister of Lohanology.
@Prolixe- me too exactly. That's why I love my nieces & nephews!
DeleteOh god have mercy.
ReplyDeleteraised by some distant relative of the mom, given a different name, after this turd and the "mom" are in jail for beating the shit out of each other for the 2,937th time. grows up happy and never hears the word "lohan" again.
ReplyDeleteHe'll file for emancipation by the age of 12, at which point he will get plastic surgery and change his name so they never find him again.
ReplyDeleteEntwarded, you just helped him make his first buck by posting the picture. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteHooefully michael and the wacky mother will be dead before kid is 3. Then a nice family will raise boy, who is adorable.
ReplyDeleteOne, two, some beer for you
ReplyDeleteThree, four, mom's a crack-whore
Five, six, now she's turning tricks
Seven, eight, let's go get baked
Nine, ten, dad's in the state pen
Eleven, twelve, I'll no longer delve
...into this horrible story. Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.
He's beautiful and I'm sending positive vibes and prayers his way and hope the little guy finds his own special wonderful path in life.
ReplyDeleteIf this kid is lucky his dad will disappear when he's 12 or be dead by the time he's 15. Unfortunately he has 50% of his worthless dad's genes so there's no telling what propensity toward addiction and stupidity he's inherited.
ReplyDeleterun PLEASE SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR KID
ReplyDeleteI think DA called it. He might have a slightly better chance since he's a boy and and Lohan's don't seem to whore them out like the girls. Good luck little guy you are going to need it.
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