Monday, February 11, 2013

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Michael Lohan is a new dad. Predict this child's life. Dad just made his first buck off him.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:00 AM

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41 comments:

  1. sandybrook10:01 AM

    One long horror show than drugs and jail like his step sisters did/will do.

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  2. ethorne10:02 AM

    What, did he sell the first pics to the Penny-saver?

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  3. rhinovodka10:02 AM

    future police officer, he looks good in blue.

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  4. ethorne10:04 AM

    Yes, that would be awesome if this baby went the other way & cured cancer or something amazing.

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    1. delete account12:44 PM

      Wont happen. Kids become their parents.

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    2. ethorne1:39 PM

      @Scratchy -I disagree.

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  5. Cathy10:04 AM

    I hope for all involved that Michael dies a relatively early death due to his poor life choices.

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  6. DA10:06 AM

    Brandy in the milk when teething, first cig at 7, first joint at 9, petty theft at 11, get a girl preggers at 13, meth head at 17.

    Doesn't live to see adulthood.

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  7. EmEyeKay10:06 AM

    I'm going to stay positive, otherwise, this kid doesn't have a chance.

    Sweet babies are always sweet.

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    1. Unknown10:16 AM

      Right on! Poor kid has enough to battle with in life without us shitting on him when he's less than a week old. I hope he rises above the Lohan curse - the odds are against him but I hope I'm wrong...

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  8. Bluevelvet10:07 AM

    At least he had a boy Lohan males end up decent.

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  9. Meanie Rhysie10:08 AM

    I'm with EmEyeKay on this.

    Wishing peace, light and love to the little guy.

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  10. SusanB10:09 AM

    A cute baby but he has a "I'm screwed" expression on his face.

    I KNOW this is OT but I have to share: Mr. B just went by T's Lounge (big strip club)in West Palm Beach and said there's a big sign up front - Octomom is appearing there next week! Get your tickets now!

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  11. skimpymist10:11 AM

    I think better yet I'm strongly hoping and wishing that kate major shields her child from his money grubbing dad. He looks like the grinch in this picture with his curled fiingers and big, wrinkly eye.

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    1. ljsmed10:45 AM

      Sad thing is, I'm not sure she is much better. :(
      It's not fair to bring a child into this mess.

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  12. Meanie Rhysie10:12 AM

    @SusanB: there's a part of me that wants to tell you to encourage Mr. B to go and give us the scoop, but you and Mr. B have done nothing to me to deserve Octopussy. =)

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  13. lazyday60310:13 AM

    I predict he will be raised by a stepdad. And some day when he is old enough he will visit the graves of the father & sister he doesn't really remember at all.

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  14. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Yes, thank God the child isn't female, otherwise she'd be probably whored out by the time she's seventeen. A boy is safer, but not by much. I'd love to see him become a police officer.

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  15. Unknown10:15 AM

    What Em Eye Kay said.

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  16. discoflux10:18 AM

    Someone should go ahead and put a lawyer on retainer for this kid.

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  17. crila1610:26 AM

    That poor innocent baby doesn't stand a chance. When the child comes of age, Michael will right a tell all book.

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  18. saltygirl10:29 AM

    Couldn't say really, just feel bad for the kid. Chin up little Lohan, it's not going to be easy.

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  19. Eeekalicious10:37 AM

    OMG, what a little cutie! Here's hoping that having this little guy a little later in life will make Michael Lohan realize that he has a lot of healing to do with his other children (All of them).

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  20. car5410:41 AM

    cute little boy. hope his mom takes him far away from the Lohan side of the family.

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  21. Pogue Mahone10:54 AM

    Cute baby, too bad about the parents he got.Poor thing hardly has a chance.

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  22. Maja With a J10:58 AM

    Little cutie. Perhaps authorities will intervene and he will end up being adopted by a nice, loving, non-famewhoring family, and he'll grow up to be a successful spinal surgeon.

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  23. Anonymous11:04 AM

    Awww...

    Cute baybay.

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  24. Kaltes Klares Wasser11:18 AM

    Some of the most wonderful people I know grew up in terrible curcumstances.

    I wish nothing but the best for this little guy and I hope he finds someone to love and care for him but even if he doesn't some people are just strong and grow up to be just great because the have it in them.

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  25. __-__=__11:40 AM

    Genetically brain damaged psycho serial killer. Dahmer will look like a walk in the park when this mess is finished.

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  26. prolixe11:51 AM

    I'm done having kids, but every single damn time I see a baby, my heart goes AW LOOK AT THE BAY-BAY!! Stupid ovaries, shut up, we're done.

    Agree, @SusanB, "I'm screwed" is the perfection description for that adorable face next to Prime Minister of Lohanology.

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    1. ethorne11:55 AM

      @Prolixe- me too exactly. That's why I love my nieces & nephews!

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  27. Vkn12:01 PM

    Oh god have mercy.

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  28. Bit dams12:53 PM

    raised by some distant relative of the mom, given a different name, after this turd and the "mom" are in jail for beating the shit out of each other for the 2,937th time. grows up happy and never hears the word "lohan" again.

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  29. Maximus1:16 PM

    He'll file for emancipation by the age of 12, at which point he will get plastic surgery and change his name so they never find him again.

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  30. Agent**It1:46 PM

    Entwarded, you just helped him make his first buck by posting the picture. Congrats.

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  31. auntliddy4:56 PM

    Hooefully michael and the wacky mother will be dead before kid is 3. Then a nice family will raise boy, who is adorable.

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  32. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog6:08 PM

    One, two, some beer for you
    Three, four, mom's a crack-whore
    Five, six, now she's turning tricks
    Seven, eight, let's go get baked
    Nine, ten, dad's in the state pen
    Eleven, twelve, I'll no longer delve

    ...into this horrible story. Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.

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  33. PugsterMom9:22 PM

    He's beautiful and I'm sending positive vibes and prayers his way and hope the little guy finds his own special wonderful path in life.

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  34. Sandy10:02 PM

    If this kid is lucky his dad will disappear when he's 12 or be dead by the time he's 15. Unfortunately he has 50% of his worthless dad's genes so there's no telling what propensity toward addiction and stupidity he's inherited.

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  35. Silkprint11:30 AM

    run PLEASE SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR KID

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  36. cricket7:17 PM

    I think DA called it. He might have a slightly better chance since he's a boy and and Lohan's don't seem to whore them out like the girls. Good luck little guy you are going to need it.

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