Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Tanning Mom Dances Drunk On Stage

Just when you thought she was gone forever, Tanning Mom has come back from the tanning bed to make another drunken stage appearance. Luckily the video is from far enough away that you don't have to smell her breath. You know it just reeked of booze, cigarettes and tanning oil.


14 comments:

  1. Her family must be so proud.

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  2. I was there , and they don't allow smoking inside. (XL is the name of the club)

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  3. Only one time (as far as I know!) was I videotaped during one of my drunked out shenanigans and right now, I'm throwing up many thanks for that!!

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  4. This trick reminds me of a former acquaintance (she was friends with my best friend) and Enty has managed to accurately describe the smell. Uggh. Nothing good can come from 20+ years of tanning beds, smoking, and drinking way too much.

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  5. @Vkn - the club in NYC? I didn't think tanning mom left the Jersey Shore.

    The Madonna music playing is the point in life tanning mom never left and she's still living in that time period.

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  6. NO. MORE. VERTICAL. VIDEOS!!!!!

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  7. It's time for Tan Mom to pack it up and make room for Kai the hitchhiking, Jesus smashing surfer dude.

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  8. While channel surfing a few months ago we came across her interview with Dr. Drew. He should have been ashamed of himself for letting her go on the air like that. Drunk and stupid doesn't begin to describe it.

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  9. Why anyone would pay to see her dance is the question. Ugh on this trick.

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  10. wow,shes a sick lady! a drunk, mental glitch that makes her try to look like she just got back from mercury- she needs help

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  11. It's women like her that keep my drinking in check. If I even feel a bit woozy I stop right then - and that's not often! So ugly.

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  12. this is vile. there have to be deep issues at play here. it's a deliberate humiliation of herself, and i can't even begin to fathom what in her psyche has led to it.

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  13. Actually, there is one thing good that can come out of this - she made an awesome Halloween costume this past year :)

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