Sofia Vergara Has Fastest "Flu" Recovery Ever

On Friday night, Sofia Vergara stayed out really late partying with her stripper and coke and orgy loving boyfriend. On Saturday Sofia checked into the hospital with what her reps called the flu. Somehow though she was able to work an entire day yesterday on the set of her show(above). That was the fastest recovery every for the flu. If it was the flu. The initial reports were that Sofia was hospitalized for a surgical procedure and that was scrubbed for the flu. I like the first reports better and makes way more sense.