Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Sofia Vergara Has Fastest "Flu" Recovery Ever

On Friday night, Sofia Vergara stayed out really late partying with her stripper and coke and orgy loving boyfriend. On Saturday Sofia checked into the hospital with what her reps called the flu. Somehow though she was able to work an entire day yesterday on the set of her show(above). That was the fastest recovery every for the flu. If it was the flu. The initial reports were that Sofia was hospitalized for a surgical procedure and that was scrubbed for the flu. I like the first reports better and makes way more sense.

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:20 AM

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28 comments:

  1. FrenchGirl9:21 AM

    it was a flu in Charlie Sheen 's Hollywood

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  2. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Pretty sure you wouldn't be on roller skates after any sort of emergency surgical procedure, I like @FrenchGirl's theory

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  3. msgirl9:27 AM

    This story was reported as bogus.

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  4. Anonymous9:30 AM

    a surgical procedure? yeah right. Maybe she had some bad ecstasy or something? or drank too much, and had alcohol poisoning? bad coke? whatever it was, it's too salacious to tell the truth about it. If her fiance likes coke, strippers and orgies, the do you really think she's at home in a granny sweater, knitting and making lasagna? No way, she's partying right next to him.

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  5. LottaColada9:32 AM

    I forgot about this. Wasn't she supposed to present an award or something at the Oscars? I wonder who stepped in at the last minute.

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  6. Andy9:32 AM

    This woman is going to crash and burn as quickly as she rose to stardom.

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  7. prolixe9:34 AM

    A really super-bad hangover can be helped with an IV drip and some oxygen. Like 24 hours help. Like I was puking and sweaty and feverish and it must be the flu and not the vodka help.

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  8. Vkn9:35 AM

    I had a friend who did some baaaad coke and had to go to hospital. He said he felt like a knife going through his nostril! He was ok the next day.

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  9. Gayeld9:35 AM

    Generally, I recover a lot quicker from the flu than surgery. OTOH, I have never once had to be hospitalized for the flu.

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  10. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas9:38 AM

    Ooh I was hoping we'd hear about this. Did anyone see the picture she tweeted of herself during the Oscars? It was a TERRIBLE pic of her and she said she was staying home not to infect anyone. It sounded like she was over compensating for the hospital stories and was like seeee see I'm not at the hospital, I'm just home sick with the flu. But her face looked GODAWFUL and it was a black and white pic. I want to know what happened!

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    1. LottaColada9:54 AM

      @onyx- I think I found the pic idk if it's the same one cuz it's from instagram but she does look like she's trying hard to convince everyone she was sick.

      It almost looks like she has on eyeshadow and mascara on.

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    2. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas10:02 AM

      Thanks lotta!! I was just googling how to do the links haha, it's hard on the phone tho! But yeah, like why is it black and white, her one eye is shut and she's sticking her tongue out but her mouth almost also looks swollen. It just seemed really convenient of her to tweet a pic of herself in bed instead of maybe like a picture of crackers soup and tissues or something...

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    3. Sherry10:57 AM

      Hell yes she's wearing makeup in that picture! Who sticks their tongue out to make it appear they're sick? She had party flu fo sho.

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  11. smash9:43 AM

    Onyx I totally read the "seeeee see I am not in the hospital, I just have the flu" in her voice.

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  12. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas9:47 AM

    Hahahaha @smash!!

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  13. Lelaina Pierce9:59 AM

    I love that Enty always introduces her boyfriend in this way.

    You can have the 24 hour version of the flu, can't you? Is it really this big a deal she didn't go?

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  14. msgirl10:02 AM

    Oh so it's not bogus! Sites were going back and forth on this all Sunday. But here we are with a pic of her performing an illness. Looks damn good for someone sick. I'm not saying she wasn't, just jealous.

    She could have had food poisoning, let's not jump to conclusions.

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  15. A007Belle10:33 AM

    Yeah, we used to call that the brown bottle flu, aka hangover....

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  16. CharRicho11:26 AM

    No way did she have surgery. You'd be way more likely to get back to work with the flu than right after surgery.

    Agree she might have just had too much to drink/snort and went to the hospital for an IV drip.

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  17. beth11:53 AM

    It turned out that she was never in the hospital... She easily could have had a 24 hour stomach bug on Saturday and been fine today. (I realize a stomach bug isn't the actual flu, but people call it the stomach flu all the time.)

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  18. rhinovodka11:56 AM

    maybe she over botoxed? Anyway, she looks annoying in that picture.

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  19. Aoife12:20 PM

    I know from personal experience that there is an overnight detox used by those in the public eye. I was in the hospital for a problem related to diabetes when someone, agent and all was brought in. Her agent and manager were screaming about the need for security being guaranteed since she had to be before the cameras in 24 hours.

    That picture is obviously staged. She's fully made up hence the use of black and white.

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  20. OneGirlRevolution1:23 PM

    She looks sorta like LeAnn Rhimes in that pic.

    I agree that she easily could have had the stomach "flu" (food poisoning), which can send you to the hospital, and be pretty okay 24 hours later.

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  21. T Lex2:11 PM

    If she had food poisoning, why were the odd "surgical procedure" stories floated at all?

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  22. Chole3:44 PM

    Two weeks ago I had a slight stomach bug on Thursday and was pretty much fine Friday except a headache from being a little dehydrated

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  23. UPL4:55 PM

    What's the recovery like for stomach pumping?

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  24. whocaresnow126:28 PM

    Her being admitted and having survey was false. You can be ick, get dehydrated and go to the hospital to be hydrated via IV. It happens A LOT.

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  25. Rose6:47 PM

    Who know if she had the flu but three days isn't that short of time to have it and get back to work.

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