Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Last night was the LA premiere of Safe Haven and I'm pretty sure more celebrities turned out than actual people will when the movie is released. This is Julianne Hough.

This is Julianne Hough with Ryan Seacrest.
This is Julianne Hough with Josh Duhamel and
Fergie keeping a close eye on the proceedings.
Ashley Tisdale continues to get more skinny. She really should eat something.
Speaking of skinny, I'm pretty sure Lilly from Shahs Of Sunset's breasts weigh more than the rest of her.
A rare red carpet appearance for Cobie Smulders.
In between pregnancies, Jessica Simpson found time to do some modeling for her fashion line.

Jordin Sparks looking much less risque yesterday than she did at a SuperBowl party.

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  1. Jessica Simpson looks really uncomfortable in those pics. I had more convincing smiles in school portraits.

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  2. Julianne Hough looks hot. Love the dress

    That Lilly chick needs a big mac.

    Like Ryan Hair. its always smooth as eggs.

    Jessica. You tried.

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  3. Lilly's breasts are hilariously uneven.

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  4. i love high ponytails, and i think fergie pulls it off nicely.

    i have the white/black dot version of jessica's t-staps, and they are awesome. highly rec.

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  5. That first photo of Jessica's legs is ill photoshopped.

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    1. Yeah her legs are super muscular, sort of Britney-ish

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  6. Fergie's boobs are soooo large, new implants or a baby maybe ?

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  7. I think she is preggers. I seen that bump

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  8. More like, "In between pregnancies, Jessica Simpson found a way to employ a bunch of Photoshoppers"

    Also, Lily is soooooo contoured!!!! Am I the only one who's not a fan of the whole contouring makeup thing?

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  9. Every single outfit in this group is horrendous, well except for Seacrest! he usually dresses pretty.

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  10. With all her money can Jessica Simpson not buy a friggin hairbrush?

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  11. Julianne definitely looks more relaxed and "coupled up" with Josh.

    Fergie, how the hell did you end up with Josh?

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  12. Lainey just RIPPED Jessica for the photoshopping on her legs.

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  13. yawn...that's all Lainey ever does then backtracks and makes it seem like she feels really bad for JS.

    boring.

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  14. Julianne & Ryan have matching hair, who does it better?

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  15. I love Jessica Simpsons' shoes, but I cannot wear anything that tall. Sigh.

    Lilley's waist is ridiculous. Makes her lips and boobies look HUGE.

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  16. Photoshop yourself the body you always wanted- Ahh, the power of celebrity.

    As for that shah chick, she looks ridiculous. Is her show producer Seacrest? The fact that I know it's a) a reality show- ie: fame without any discernible talent b) she looks like a tiny version of the kough kough * family that shall not be named tells me all I need to know.

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  17. @jax - fair point. I just wish more people would call JS out on her "weightloss" bullshit. It's incredibly insulting to all of our intelligence. But I guess intelligence isn't something Jessica knows a whole heap about.

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  18. I didn't see her modeling the malibu skinny jeans. Fuck you, Jessica.

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    1. Oh, disco, you're never going to get over the malibu skinny jean, are you? Poor girl. You crack me up!

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  19. Yay! Cobie Smulders, love her! Also love the fact that she's married to SNL funny guy Taran Killam.

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  20. i LOVE Cobie Smulders!!

    Jessica looks like a moron in those pics.

    Julianne Hough is nauseating. why does she get cast in movies?

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  21. Fergie looks pregnant (full face,bigger breast)

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  23. Anonymous1:28 PM

    A whole lotta bad fashion for a bad looking movie. I dunno if i could ever hike my boobs up as high as Fergie's! Ouch.

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    1. Looziana, I was just trying the boob hike-up today, just for shits and grins. I've got the boobage to get the job done, but my chest skin gets all wrinkly! How do the starz avoid that??

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  24. Ryan and Julianne need to give it up already, does anyone *really* buy them as an in love couple?

    Ashley Tisdale is not cute.

    Cobie is gorgeous!

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  25. That Lilly person looks ludicrous. Between the uneven too-large boobs, sickly looking arms, and crazy long/thin nose, she competes with the 'Barbie' girl in looking inhuman.

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  26. Anonymous1:30 PM

    wasn't there a Blind recently about a pregnant celeb who would need to walk red carpets for the next few months. Fergie?

    Also - was that some sort of reveal about Fergie watching over Julianne and Josh?

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  27. I've sworn off Nicholas Sparks movies. They're all set on one of the redneck rivieras. And they play out like humorless takes on Forrest Gump. No mas por favor.

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  28. the top half of fergie looks like she has a huge rib cage from some medical disorder.

    the jumpsuit on cobie is really, really bad.

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  29. Wow, the sexual chemistry between Julianne Hough with Ryan Seacrest is palpable even through my computer screen.

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  30. Guess I must be in the minority as I like both Fergie and Jessica Simpson.

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  31. Safe Haven looks like a terrible movie.

    Not a fan of the contouring either @VIP. It looks like they got their damn hunting camo face shit on.

    Love Cobie!

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  32. Can we stop trying to make Hough happen?

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  33. Miley deserves to be secretly laughing that her Pink-do has become a trend...I love Julianne's hair, but it looks stupid on Ryan. Jessica is beautiful as usual, and Jordin is always so fresh-looking.

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  34. I like Colbie but her outfit is awful. Not flattering anywhere.

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  35. The judges on ANTM would rip J.Simp apart for those poses.

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  36. I haven't watched the 'Shahs' show, but I did see a promo introducing Lilly, and she was a practicing lawyer who quit to form a successful business. She's still a vapid ho, but she's not as bad as those-who-shall-not-be-named.

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  37. Julianne and Josh are totally banging. If they aren’t banging now they definitely banged back when they made that horrible movie and now she's all tingly 'cause they get to be together again in public. Her facial expressions and demeanor on the red carpet have changed recently. She went from a Stepford Kewpie Doll to Dayum, Girl! Her eyes are still vacant and that’s why she can’t carry a movie, but she’s strutting around like a bitch in heat in these photos. I feel like Dame Judy from Shakespeare in Love: “She’s been plucked since I last saw her – and not by YOU!”

    I still think Julianne is the answer to the blind about those 2 guys on the set that were betting who would pop her cherry. The 3rd guy in the blind is whoever is in that dumbass movie with them. Didn’t everyone think Josh was the answer to that really old blind about the drinker w/ the gambling problem burning through Fergie’s $$ like a hot knife through butter? Josh would place a bet on what time the sun sets.

    Heads-up Seacrest, the clock is ticking on your beard. That girl’s been dick-matized!

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    1. @CDAN reader- dickmatized! Lol my new favorite word.

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  38. CDAN lmao

    I like ryan leave him alone.

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  39. Just like her career Why nobody talking about Jordon Sparks. I feel bad.

    I like ur shoes.

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    1. @dragon- that poor girl. Is she still goingout with whatshisname..... the guy who sings "it girl"?

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  40. Julianne Hough - I just can't. She has a face like a teenage boy.

    I've seen the Shahs of Sunset. Fairly horrible show. Lily is actually intelligent and nice but addicted to plastic surgery. As you can tell her boobs are too big for her tiny frame. I see her hacking and jacking up her face and body more because she has body dysmorphia syndrome.

    I love Cobie Smulder's HUSBAND Taran Killam though they must find it hard working on separate coasts and I think they have a small child, too.

    I know when I'm wading in a tidal pool, I wear the same shoes Jessica is modeling! *eyeroll*







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  41. There is absolutely no chemistry between Ryan and Julianne, I wish they would give up trying to convince everyone they're a couple!

    And yes! Stop trying to make Julianne happen!!

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  42. Awww, I like Julianne, Ryan, and Fergie.

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  43. Oh, I forgot to say that first pic of Jessica is freaking me out. Look at her foot and calf! Eeeek! Bad photoshop! Bad!

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  44. Jessica Simpson is so trashy looking. Poor thing couldn't look classy if she tried.

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  45. @alabrava YES. no idea who she is or why she is an actress. ugh.

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  46. LOL Lotta, Jason DeRulo would be so disappointed that you couldn't remember his name, considering he sings it at the beginning of EVERY one of his songs! And yes, pretty sure they're still together.

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    1. @Gabby, OMG the name escaped me! Haha I can clearly hear it in that songy voice he makes like @JSierra demonstrated for us :)

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  47. Love love love Cobie!
    Fergie is not lookin so Fergalicious these days, she looks really rough.

    Jaaasooon Derulooo ooooohhhh oooh

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  48. UGH hate the bolt ons! They look so ridiculous. And she's too goddaamn skinny. Whoa. But her hayuh is nice.

    I love Julianne's hair and dress but not feeling any hotness between her and Ryan.

    Chestica's legs? Totally photoshopped.

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  49. I really like Julianne's dress.

    I like Ashley Tisdale's dress too.

    @Lisa, I like Jessica too.

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  50. @lotta. I didn't even know she was dating anyone. That irreverent she is to me. feel bad.

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  51. @alabrava, no, she is too fetch! I have no earthly clue who she is other than the red carpet and Secret's alleged beard, but she does look pretty in pic 1, although a bit bobble-headed.

    Pic 2 reminds me of paper art shorts (like the wonderful I Have Your Heart). Hmm....

    Robin Sparkles, NO on this outfit. Just no.

    Jessica S - legs of a gelfling, then heels of a stripper.




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    1. Stop trying to make fetch happen...haha :)

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  52. Okay, guys, I am going to the A T and T golf tournament on Friday and have VIP tent passes. Josh Duhmel and my pretend boyfriend Kelly Slater are both going to be there, so I will let you know if I have any Fergie sightings or anything else interesting!

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  53. @e gee bee
    Get them to pretend photobomb you and submit it for July's reader photos! Liquid courage :)

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  54. Oh my gosh, E Gee Be, let us know! Star sightings, star sightings!!

    And what Sunny said, too :-).

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  55. E Gee Be good luck! Hopefully your party is more successful than my NOLA trip last week, I have faith in you!

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  56. Challenge accepted. Mr. Be has been before and had great luck with meeting Bill Murray and a myriad of sports stars that I pretended to care about, but really didnt. I will do my best!

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  57. Just saw your reply, Frufra, and, no. I will never get it over it.

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