It may be darts but if they can be mistaken for nipples, a big no no for the dressmaker Halle s dress brought from long ago the memories of Flash Gordon, add a futurist headpiece and she s totally there
Not only can the darts be mistaken for nipples, but the neckline can be mistaken for an apron. The latter is the more egregious error of this dress, IMO.
Yeah, I think it was unfortunate dart shadows as well. Britney DOES look great; she should keep that look.
Okay, does anyone else think Aniston looked a little bit different? I kept studying the photos last night trying to put my finger on it. She probably just got her forehead tightened up. Just me? Makeup?
I had on the Oscars as background noise last night, and when Jessica Chastain came out with Jen Garner, I made my husband watch and asked him if he thought she looks like Ron Howard. He has never even seen JC before, but he was kinda blown away and said Yes, and didn't believe me when I said I don't see the resemblance. He thought I was fucking around for a really long time. "You swear that's not his daughter?" "I need to google it." "Are you lying to me?" I never really put much stock into the whole Ron Howard Might Be Her Dad till that moment.
Btw---Body language last night---Red carpet interview, Michael Douglas a CZJ did not touch. When one would speak, the other would be looking around, and then once in awhile, caught themselves and corrected it in a half-assed effort. They looked uncomfortable together, seriously. i wonder is the NE was right?
Also, Clooney & Kiebler were definitely chillier than I've ever seen.
seaward--My BF is an old AGS fan, Happy Days, EVERYTHING Ron Howard ever did. I admit I told him about the gossip a few months ago, but when JC came out last night he quietly blurted..."Whoa, she looks JUST LIKE him."
This is a GUY. And if a girl's hot, he's normally blinded. But even him, it took his breath away last night, the resemblance.
Lot's of details here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2279310/Jessica-Chastain-Revealed-secret-sisters-Oscar-nominee-Jessica-Chastain--suicide-broke-real-fathers-heart.html
@Greenmountaingal. Last night George Takei commented that Halle looked like a Romulan. I don't disagree. (Then again, I seldom do when it comes to George.)
I thought Chastain look gorgeous on screen. Sideways in the pic, that dress is doing her no favors.
Do not like Jennifer A's hair. Gorgeous dress needs sleek hair, a curl, an updo, anything but "perfectly messy."
Halle may be crazy but she can dress.
I know they're darts, but the first thing I thought was NIPS OSCAR! Not a good choice, nor were the bangs. I loved her so much in Devil Wears Prada. :/
Chelsea and Nicki photo - glad I haven't had lunch. Blargh.
I totally thought AnnE's dress was trying to be Gwyneth from when she won best actress. Apparently OK magazine picked up on it too: Bitch Stole My Look
Today I read the DM and they were talking about Jessica attending the Oscars and not her biological father's funeral. Growing up, her last name was Howard. She changed it to her mom's maiden name, Chastain, when she started acting.
If Anne's dress were a color, it would be, 'Who does she think she is, so flashy color-wearer!'
If Anne's dress were big like JLaw's or Amy Adams, it would be 'Who does Anne think she is, deserving all that fabric! Anne's all *look at me*! I'm ostentatious!'
Also her speeches are long. Well, she had to think she had a good chance to win---and she is THANKING the many many many who helped her. If she hadn't thanked 'enough' people, or had not been excited about winning she'd be 'ungrateful.'
SO sick of the Anne hate. I'll bet she shows up to work on time too, bitch makin' everybody else look bad.
@parissucks - we have to remember that Heidi is an aging model, which is rough enough, but she's also an aging model who got publicly dumped. It's called overcompensating.
Jessie: J-Law looked fantastic in a body-hugging dress on her way to the Vanity Fair party. It was metallic and she looked awesome. I liked both her dresses last night.
Halle is channeling Dynasty, but damn, she just doesn't age. Sofa king hot. And I like that she wore something different.
@rejected - I KNOW! I had to read the sentence twice to make sure I was getting it right.
I personally don't think her face has anything in common with Ron Howard's, other than the fact that they're both ginges, but I like the speculation :)
Loved Jennifer Lawrence's dress. It looked like cake, but in a good way! Anne H...just no. That dress didn't even fit her, for chrissakes! As for Jennifer Aniston, I love that red dress, and hair down is kind of her thing...but I did think that the smoking is starting to catch up with her face. And also, she seemed hammered.
smash--The reason I knew they weren't nips, is because when she walked and her boobs bounced, those supposed 'nips' stayed firmly where they were. Because they were darts.
Libby- my grandma used to make clothes and still hems stuff. We were just talking about a dress I have with immaculate boob stitching. Anne's looked rushed but I could tell immediately that it was not her nipples. It drives me nuts that people were and are say that. But like you said above, she just can't win right now everything she does is "calculated" ;)
My bf is an old crank. He agrees JC looks JUST like Ron Howard and side by side BDH JC could pull off being twins. BUT he says it doesn't matter and I am crazy for spending so much time googling at it. He thinks its just because she is a vibrant red head and so are they, which there are not many of in hwood.
Libby..Firth thing I noticed was how Michael looked like his old self but then I noticed they didn't even pay any attention to what the other person was saying when they were interviewed. Interesting! It looked painful for them to be together and it reminded me of The War of the Roses.
@libby - "I'll bet she shows up to work on time too, bitch makin' everybody else look bad."
Amen! I get it! People are irritated with her because she really wanted to win. I don't blame her though. She hasn't been bitchy about it and I'd probably wanna win pretty damn bad myself if I was in her shoes.
Britney looks good-ish. Slightly less low-cut would have been better, though.
That has to be the fakest of fake kisses i've ever seen.
Aniston's dress is the wrong tone for her hair colour. At Dlisted, there's a pic of Justin posing with his hand on her stomach. Duck, because tabloids are going to explode in 5...4...3...
smash--Anne's darts do look quickie. I wonder if she feels the backlash, and went with low-key at the last minute? the dress looks altered last-minute, KWIM?
Sherry--SO glad you saw it, too! MD really did look so healthy and I was happy. But then I noticed the tension. So glad you did too, i'm not too crazy!
mistand--That's kinda why i cut Anne some slack. Holy shit, if that happened to any of us--the accolades, the awards after working & dreaming of winning an Oscar for so long (like so many kids have forever)? I mean, she is a human being. If any of us got employee of the year, we'd probably act annoyingly happy too.
Right?? I think she was one of the best dressed (not including her hair). Why didn't she get some more play? Maybe because now that her awards season is over, she'll be out? Just a theory.
Britney looks really, really nice (GREAT dress!) and I like her as a brunette (as long as she keeps up with her hair). She looks actually, really happy, and not "out-of-it" at all. I'm glad -- I've always kind of liked her.
Why do these actresses wear the flesh toned gowns? They drown you out. AnnE. I loved JLaw's gown. It is amazing! And Stacy's gown made her ass look devine!
Another seamstress checking in re: Anne's dress; yes, those are darts, and they're not very well done, either. There are ways of doing darts that don't make you look as if your nipples could cut glass, but clearly whoever made that particular dress didn't bother with any of them, which was a shame for Anne.
I posted before about knowing somebody that has worked on two of her (AH) movies, and said she was a huge diva and pulled the don't look at or directly speak to me type of crap...definitely full of herself!
I posted before about knowing somebody that has worked on two of her (AH) movies, and said she was a huge diva and pulled the don't look at or directly speak to me type of crap...definitely full of herself!
Yay! Brit looks fantastic. I hope she stays brunette for a while.
ReplyDeleteBritney looks great. I was hugely undewhelmed with last nights dresses. I found bradley coopers hair way more intrigueing.
ReplyDeleteI see darts, not nipples. Not one pic have I seen nipples, only darts.
ReplyDeleteThank you Libby!!!!! I said that like 10 times last night. Ugly darts! No nips!
DeleteIt may be darts but if they can be mistaken for nipples, a big no no for the dressmaker
DeleteHalle s dress brought from long ago the memories of Flash Gordon, add a futurist headpiece and she s totally there
Not only can the darts be mistaken for nipples, but the neckline can be mistaken for an apron. The latter is the more egregious error of this dress, IMO.
DeleteYeah, I think it was unfortunate dart shadows as well. Britney DOES look great; she should keep that look.
ReplyDeleteOkay, does anyone else think Aniston looked a little bit different? I kept studying the photos last night trying to put my finger on it. She probably just got her forehead tightened up. Just me? Makeup?
I'm bothered that JAniston cant be bothered to do her hair for an event..ever
DeleteHalle Berry looks like an extra from Starlight Express.
ReplyDeleteJLaw's dress would make a beautiful wedding gown.
AnnE's dress was terrible and really magnified her Mr. Ed features.
I like the way Jen Aniston looked. It was a nice departure from her usual look.
I think Jessica Chastain looked magnificent.
I'm not even going to comment on the fug that is Chelsea Handler and Nicki Minaj.
^^was going to say the same thing about the "nipples"
ReplyDeleteJLaw was the Belle of the ball.
ReplyDeleteAnne had on pasties you could see them when age was giving her speech so I think that's just an unfortunate seam.
I like that Jen A tried something different for once. Her hair looks fine. She knows how to look her best.
Nicki is the one who NEEDS to go brunette.
I absolutely hate AnnE H's dress. The fabric is wrinkly and it looks like a bridesmaid dress from the 90's.
ReplyDeleteI had on the Oscars as background noise last night, and when Jessica Chastain came out with Jen Garner, I made my husband watch and asked him if he thought she looks like Ron Howard. He has never even seen JC before, but he was kinda blown away and said Yes, and didn't believe me when I said I don't see the resemblance. He thought I was fucking around for a really long time. "You swear that's not his daughter?" "I need to google it." "Are you lying to me?"
ReplyDeleteI never really put much stock into the whole Ron Howard Might Be Her Dad till that moment.
Btw---Body language last night---Red carpet interview, Michael Douglas a CZJ did not touch. When one would speak, the other would be looking around, and then once in awhile, caught themselves and corrected it in a half-assed effort. They looked uncomfortable together, seriously. i wonder is the NE was right?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Clooney & Kiebler were definitely chillier than I've ever seen.
@Halfmad - I actually feel like she's starting to "age". I feel like she's always looked a lot fresher, and she just looks kind of tired.
ReplyDeleteI love Britney's color, looks very natural on her, and I think she got rid of the excessive extensions. That is the best she's looked in ages.
ReplyDeleteHeidi is brave for getting that close to Naomi.
ReplyDeleteseaward--My BF is an old AGS fan, Happy Days, EVERYTHING Ron Howard ever did. I admit I told him about the gossip a few months ago, but when JC came out last night he quietly blurted..."Whoa, she looks JUST LIKE him."
ReplyDeleteThis is a GUY. And if a girl's hot, he's normally blinded. But even him, it took his breath away last night, the resemblance.
Lot's of details here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2279310/Jessica-Chastain-Revealed-secret-sisters-Oscar-nominee-Jessica-Chastain--suicide-broke-real-fathers-heart.html
DeleteJennifer Aniston has been tweaking her face for years and I HATE it.
ReplyDeleteHalle's dress was beautiful.
I want Halle's dress for myself.
ReplyDeleteOh Nicki, those roots.
I love Jennifer Lawrence's gown!
ReplyDeleteLove Brit Brown hair.
ReplyDeleteI didnt know Stacy Keibler was there lol
Here is another example of how Brit ALMOST gets it right. The dress would have been perfect without the shoulder padded sleeves.
ReplyDeleteLove J Lawrence's dress.
LOVE Aniston's dress, but her hair looked greasy.
@Greenmountaingal. Last night George Takei commented that Halle looked like a Romulan. I don't disagree. (Then again, I seldom do when it comes to George.)
ReplyDeleteWell more to the point of Jessica C, she and Bryce look A LOT alike in my opinion. A LOT!
ReplyDeleteI thought Chastain look gorgeous on screen. Sideways in the pic, that dress is doing her no favors.
ReplyDeleteDo not like Jennifer A's hair. Gorgeous dress needs sleek hair, a curl, an updo, anything but "perfectly messy."
Halle may be crazy but she can dress.
I know they're darts, but the first thing I thought was NIPS OSCAR! Not a good choice, nor were the bangs. I loved her so much in Devil Wears Prada. :/
Chelsea and Nicki photo - glad I haven't had lunch. Blargh.
And then model mock smooch. Blargherer.
I did not like JLaws dress- it was too much. Aniston looked great.
ReplyDeleteAnnE looked horriblE. It looked like a cheap Marla Singer dress.
My brother asked me if JC was related to Bryce Dallas Howard, cause they look the same. Apparently JCs dad passed away this month.
Halle and them damn shoulder pads look as is she is filming Dynasty the new generation.
ReplyDeleteI totally thought AnnE's dress was trying to be Gwyneth from when she won best actress. Apparently OK magazine picked up on it too: Bitch Stole My Look
ReplyDelete@VIP Her dream came true! =p
DeleteWhat happened to bombshell J.Law? I've had body envy since the red CK dress.
ReplyDeleteHathaway's dress reminds me of what my sister and her friends wore to their year 10 formal in 1999.
Love, love, love Jennifer Lawrence, at this point she could do no wrong ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to see that Jen A is branching out as far as colors and the dress is gorgeous, but I'm so OVER her hair. Enough with the bed head look.
Today I read the DM and they were talking about Jessica attending the Oscars and not her biological father's funeral. Growing up, her last name was Howard. She changed it to her mom's maiden name, Chastain, when she started acting.
ReplyDeleteInneresting.
Em- her bio dads last name wasn't even Howard.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting.
If Anne's dress were a color, it would be, 'Who does she think she is, so flashy color-wearer!'
ReplyDeleteIf Anne's dress were big like JLaw's or Amy Adams, it would be 'Who does Anne think she is, deserving all that fabric! Anne's all *look at me*! I'm ostentatious!'
Also her speeches are long. Well, she had to think she had a good chance to win---and she is THANKING the many many many who helped her. If she hadn't thanked 'enough' people, or had not been excited about winning she'd be 'ungrateful.'
SO sick of the Anne hate. I'll bet she shows up to work on time too, bitch makin' everybody else look bad.
Oh, and Heidi Klum looked tacky as hell.
ReplyDelete@parissucks - we have to remember that Heidi is an aging model, which is rough enough, but she's also an aging model who got publicly dumped. It's called overcompensating.
Delete@ short le chic : well spotted!
DeleteLibert Ross (the cheated wife of Kstew and the director) is going through the same phase
Jessie: J-Law looked fantastic in a body-hugging dress on her way to the Vanity Fair party. It was metallic and she looked awesome. I liked both her dresses last night.
ReplyDeleteHalle is channeling Dynasty, but damn, she just doesn't age. Sofa king hot. And I like that she wore something different.
@rejected - I KNOW! I had to read the sentence twice to make sure I was getting it right.
ReplyDeleteI personally don't think her face has anything in common with Ron Howard's, other than the fact that they're both ginges, but I like the speculation :)
@MontanaMarriott
ReplyDeleteHated those shoulder pads on Halle's dress also it looked dated and not in a vintage good way..
Loved Jennifer Lawrence's dress. It looked like cake, but in a good way!
ReplyDeleteAnne H...just no. That dress didn't even fit her, for chrissakes!
As for Jennifer Aniston, I love that red dress, and hair down is kind of her thing...but I did think that the smoking is starting to catch up with her face. And also, she seemed hammered.
smash--The reason I knew they weren't nips, is because when she walked and her boobs bounced, those supposed 'nips' stayed firmly where they were. Because they were darts.
ReplyDeleteLibby- my grandma used to make clothes and still hems stuff. We were just talking about a dress I have with immaculate boob stitching. Anne's looked rushed but I could tell immediately that it was not her nipples. It drives me nuts that people were and are say that. But like you said above, she just can't win right now everything she does is "calculated" ;)
DeleteKlum and Campbell look like a couple of giant praying mantises trying to eat each other.
ReplyDeleteMy bf is an old crank. He agrees JC looks JUST like Ron Howard and side by side BDH JC could pull off being twins. BUT he says it doesn't matter and I am crazy for spending so much time googling at it. He thinks its just because she is a vibrant red head and so are they, which there are not many of in hwood.
ReplyDeleteI love Brits hair that color.
ReplyDelete@short.....yes, "LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
ReplyDeleteSad.
Libby..Firth thing I noticed was how Michael looked like his old self but then I noticed they didn't even pay any attention to what the other person was saying when they were interviewed. Interesting! It looked painful for them to be together and it reminded me of The War of the Roses.
ReplyDelete*first* damn fingers!
ReplyDelete@libby - "I'll bet she shows up to work on time too, bitch makin' everybody else look bad."
ReplyDeleteAmen! I get it! People are irritated with her because she really wanted to win. I don't blame her though. She hasn't been bitchy about it and I'd probably wanna win pretty damn bad myself if I was in her shoes.
Britney looks good-ish. Slightly less low-cut would have been better, though.
ReplyDeleteThat has to be the fakest of fake kisses i've ever seen.
Aniston's dress is the wrong tone for her hair colour. At Dlisted, there's a pic of Justin posing with his hand on her stomach. Duck, because tabloids are going to explode in 5...4...3...
Brit looked amazing compared to recently. She's on the way back.
ReplyDeleteAnnE Heffaway was dressed poorly. I can be objective and that was just not a flattering garment for her. No shade.
Didn't care for the geo-patterned metallic dresses. Too harsh as we're approaching Spring.
Jen looked lovely. That red/tangerine looked great on her and the dress fit so very well.
smash--Anne's darts do look quickie. I wonder if she feels the backlash, and went with low-key at the last minute? the dress looks altered last-minute, KWIM?
ReplyDeleteSherry--SO glad you saw it, too! MD really did look so healthy and I was happy. But then I noticed the tension. So glad you did too, i'm not too crazy!
mistand--That's kinda why i cut Anne some slack. Holy shit, if that happened to any of us--the accolades, the awards after working & dreaming of winning an Oscar for so long (like so many kids have forever)? I mean, she is a human being. If any of us got employee of the year, we'd probably act annoyingly happy too.
Stacy fan.
ReplyDeleteRight?? I think she was one of the best dressed (not including her hair). Why didn't she get some more play? Maybe because now that her awards season is over, she'll be out? Just a theory.
DeleteMs. Chastain, you are seriously all kinds of yowzah.
ReplyDeleteJLaw's dress was gorgeous and looked absolutely stunning on stage.
ReplyDeleteLibby, ITA with the Anne comments.
I like Jennifer Lawrence's dress.
ReplyDeleteLove Jennifer in red, needs different hair though.
Stacy Kiebler looks stunning, love the dress and the hair. This 5'5 1/2" girl would love to be her height for a day. *sigh*
Britney looks really, really nice (GREAT dress!) and I like her as a brunette (as long as she keeps up with her hair). She looks actually, really happy, and not "out-of-it" at all. I'm glad -- I've always kind of liked her.
ReplyDeleteWhy do these actresses wear the flesh toned gowns? They drown you out. AnnE.
ReplyDeleteI loved JLaw's gown. It is amazing! And Stacy's gown made her ass look devine!
Britney looks great. I'm so proud of her.
ReplyDeleteThe color of Anne's dress is so wrong. She looks pale and sick.
I vote Stacey as best dressed.
ReplyDeleteWorst dress Anne.
Ann (misspelling intentional) needs a stylist
ReplyDeleteBrit Brit looks awesome.
ReplyDeleteThe darts on Anne's dress were so inappropriately placed.
Stacey and Jessica looked gorgeous.
Anne use to dress so much better. What happened to her this awards season?
ReplyDeleteThat might be the best BritBrit has ever looked.
ReplyDeleteHeidi looks tacky
Stacy Keibs looks great
HateHate Anne's dress
Aniston looks good, the red is a nice departure
and who's face was CZJ wearing?
Something about Britney's look reminds me of Miley. :/
ReplyDeleteBritney is hot! I've always liked her (aside from her music...).
ReplyDeleteI have a soft spot for Jennifer Aniston. I think she looks better now than she did during Friends.
Another seamstress checking in re: Anne's dress; yes, those are darts, and they're not very well done, either. There are ways of doing darts that don't make you look as if your nipples could cut glass, but clearly whoever made that particular dress didn't bother with any of them, which was a shame for Anne.
ReplyDeleteI posted before about knowing somebody that has worked on two of her (AH) movies, and said she was a huge diva and pulled the don't look at or directly speak to me type of crap...definitely full of herself!
ReplyDeleteI posted before about knowing somebody that has worked on two of her (AH) movies, and said she was a huge diva and pulled the don't look at or directly speak to me type of crap...definitely full of herself!
ReplyDeleteJen Lawerence was in my top five. @sly, saying Britt looked "good-ish" is the best kind of shade, like @parissucks saying she almost got it, so close!
ReplyDeleteThank Goodness, Brit looks healthy. The brown looks great with her skin tones.
ReplyDeleteI thought there were a lot of really pretty dresses. I especially loved Zoe Saldana's and Stacy Kiebler's. Charlize Theron *is* a goddess.
ReplyDeleteBritney looks really good there! I mean, compared to what she wears for daily Starbucks run. I like that hair color on her better too.