Ellen and Portia de Rossi. Greatest photobomb ever by Kelly Clarkson.
Meanwhile Ellen certainly enjoyed Katy Perry's breasts which
she wanted the whole world to see.
Jennifer Lopez does a Jolie a year late.
Kelly Rowland pushed the CBS dress code.
Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Lena Dunham latched on to her boyfriend when he won and was not going to let go.
Ditto with Carey Mulligan and her husband.
When you sit in the front row with Jay-Z and Beyonce, what Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel learn is that
Jay-Z brings his own booze and stemware and shares.
Rhi Rhi and Kelly brought the fire with those dresses!
ReplyDeleteLoved kelly r's dress. It as sexy and revealing while not revealing too much.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard when I saw j biel sitting next to jayz she looked so stiff. like she sat in the wrong seat or something.
Kelly Rowland's dress was certainly revealing, but GOD was it spectacular. Rihanna also looked amazing in red.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else notice after Justin Timberlake performed and they showed Biel in the audience that she did this thing where she looked like she was clapping at the whole band? Like moving her hands from left to right to applaud the whole band? FUCK SHE IS SO ANNOYING.
I totally understand why Anne Hathaway brings out the rage in people, but no one is more annoying than Biel in my book. Aaaarrrrggghhh. Why is that??
Did you see Jay Z's AMAZING side eye at Biel while she was acting like a 12 year old watching Justin Bieber? Hilarious!
DeleteI heart Ellen! And, I love the photobomb!
ReplyDeleteKaty...all I see is Priscilla Presley. Surely I'm not the only one?
JLo: Angie did it better. Totally.
Kelly Rowland is very lovely!
I don't like her hair here, but wow! RhiRhi is gorgeous!!!
I would've killed for Taylor Swift's body. Not grooving on the bangs, though.
Why does Bangs Biel have 2-tone hair?
I actually liked the concept for Jennifer Lopez' dress, but the execution was a little weak. Some of the photos looked like she had a teenie wienee
ReplyDeleteI thought Rhianna looked GORGEOUS last night, but everyone was talking about a nip slip. Where? Where?
I loooooooved Taylor Swift's dress last night. Loved loved loved but I thought she looked like an awkward poser in her white ringleader getup with knee boots. Everything about that opening number was too forced, but I really wanted to like it (and I haaaate that song. It was my first time hearing it)
Rihanna's top was slightly sheer in close ups. She looked gorgeous, though. Best she's looked in a while.
DeleteKelly had the best dress followed by Riri
ReplyDeleteJessica biel lucky bitch. Living the perks of JT
Kelly Clarkson was having so much fun last night.
ReplyDeleteKaty actually said on the red carpet Priscilla Presley was inspiration for her look. I think she looks gorgeous.
WHO the hell invited JLo?
Jessica Biel's bangs are making a comeback.
Sunny it wasn't so much a nip slip as a blatant nipple piercing. It is very obvious is her interview with Seacrest.
ReplyDelete@Lotta
ReplyDeleteBiel's bangs are definitely catching on
Look at that stare Carey Mulligan is giving her hubby! Whoa!
ReplyDeleteRed is Rihanna's color. She looks beautiful in it, but what happened to her hairline???? I always knew she had a 5head but DAMN.
Kelly Rowland rocked that dress. She's beautiful.
I really liked Katy's dress. Still hate her though.
JLo looks terrible. That dress made her leg look like a blubbery turkey leg.
ReplyDeleteLove Kelly Rowland's dress.
Love Kelly Clarkson!
Portia spent way too much time at the plastic surgeon's office.
I like how Katy Perry looks here. Very 1960s. I can't believe she's boning that douche John Mayer, though.
Katy Perry did say Priscilla was the inspiration for that dress. Once she said that, it very much clicked. I loved it.
ReplyDeleteKaty looks like she has those tits that fall to the kneees when s hes not wearing a bra or binding and containing them in some way.
ReplyDeleteKelly Rowland rocked it. Best look there.
ReplyDeleteKaty's tribute to the 70's apparently.
Justin T looked redonculous, and I'm sorry, but he's imitating Robin Thicke now, even the look, and Robin does it better. Even more disappointing, Justin's 'new' music sounds dated.
Oh, ha ha Smash. I was focussed on seeking out exposed areola. Mission fail!
ReplyDeleteSunny that was my fault for saying nipple last night and not nipple piercing. :)
DeleteKaty looks gorgeous! Love Taylor's gown. I liked JLo's gown too.
ReplyDeleteI thought JT was wearing Mary Janes for a brief second, lol.
ReplyDelete@MC I did too! It did not compute.
DeletePortia used to be so beautiful.
ReplyDeletejlo did not look good. what was the dress trying to highlight? i thought she looked flabby and thick. someone described her thighs as "meaty", and i agree. i think she's actually in good shape, but that was not a good look.
ReplyDeletebiel looks as good as she is going to there.
rihanna looked beautiful, but sitting next to dick-head ruined it.
Haha, you know Ellen's going to prank Kelly now.
ReplyDeleteHmm, Katy... interesting color, weird neckline thing and OMG BAZINGAS! They make these cute little tube tops that go under low-cut tops, ya know.
JLo, no. You're a lovely woman with beautiful hair. Let it down and wear a frock, not a torn up tent.
I actually Kelly's dress, though I can imagine sitting down in it wasn't exactly fun, never mind a visit to the loo.
Rihanna looks very pretty.
Taylor's dress has that Grecian goddess thing going. Except the bangs...
I thought Biel lost the bangs. What is with this trend?!
OK, +1 for JayZ. The girl behind him in the green... looks like she lost her skirt.
That's Solange. She also did the one leg slit thing.
DeleteLOL I just realized that was Solange in the green, she's always the third wheel at these events. Poor girl.
DeleteIt's funny how she wants to establish herself as her OWN artist but has no problem riding Bey-Jay's coat tails to get into fancy events when it's convenient for her.
Taylor looked good, but I've seen that look on her so much. She tends to wear slightly different versions of the same dress so often, down to the color.
ReplyDeleteI think overall her looks are cute, but I wish she would stop with the high waisted granny shorts she likes to perform in.
It's got to be hard to find something unflattering on her body, but that's it.
Rhianna looked great.
ReplyDeleteNow that I am seeing multiple angles of J Lo's dress, I am giggling. It is a bodysuit with a skirt sewn on...
Man what happened to Portia's face? Home girl is looking rough! Sad really she was so beautiful!
ReplyDeleteI like biel Bangs tho
ReplyDeleteKelly R. was best dressed IMO.
ReplyDeleteI think Ri looks great but, I feel like she needs some side-swept bangs.
I don't like Jessica Biel but, damn her arms look amazing.
I loved Rhianna's dress!!!! One of my favorites of the night. I also loved Swift's dress. Katy Perry should have been in a deeper shade of green. Her dress is fug. I wish there was more to her outifts than just her boobs. I've said this often, but Lena Dunham cannot dress herself to save her life. The only reason we know she has a figure, is because she walks around naked most of the time on her show. She needs to invest in a bra and some conditioner.
ReplyDeleteEmerald would have been gorgeous on Katy, or perhaps a Kelly green
DeleteThere were some side photos of Justin Timberlake on the web today...and he's actually very ugly...at least his profile is.
ReplyDeleteI think Jessica looks so much more attractive without bangs.
ReplyDeleteThe JT number was done much better last year, by Bruno Mars.
ReplyDeleteRihanna's wig looks like it cost more than a small car.
Portia is looking like Jocelyn Wildersteen -- the cat lady -- there. I hope it's just a bad angle.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Bey look so boring? I thought her outfit would be fine for dinner with friends but not for the Grammys. JT should never have veered into acting. He should have rode his momentum in music. It's now like his musical style stopped 10 years ago while the rest of the industry moved on.
I thought RiRi from the neck down looked fantastic, but she is really sporting a 'dazed' look lately.
ReplyDeleteI liked Katy's dress. And pictures of Portia from other angles, looked pretty.
Kelly Clarkson! OMG how much fun is she!!
Jlo.. this pic her leg looks okay, walking, not a good look. I think she picked this dress and did a Shania Twain spread, because the Afleck's are out and about and Ben is collecting awards for his movie left and right.
Lena's date is as scary looking as she is. Appropriate.
ReplyDeleteNotice how Jessica and Beyonce are sitting next to each other, but when it's K-Trash, they are separated.
ReplyDeleteKaty's girls while almost bared are well supported and no nipples are visible. Rihanna wears no bra and in some photos looks almost topless as you can see every small detail of her tits. I am not a fan of Katy, but she "wore" them better
ReplyDeleteGod! I love Kelly Rowland's dress. Wouldn't be able to pull it off, though. I wish I had her body. Does anyone know who the designer is?
ReplyDeleteAgree with most of the commenters here. Best dressed was Kelly Rowland then Rhianna (like her dress, her personality is not included). Taylor Swift was boring, Kelly Clarkson funny, Justin and Jessica need to get the fuck out. Both of them are soooo overrated. Katy Perry looked good for her, I would like to see that dress on someone else her cartoon face and boobs annoy me. JHo I can smell her desperation through my phone. I sound bitchy today, maybe a case of the Mondays...
ReplyDeleteI was looking and looking and thought where is Kelly Clarkson..She's photo bombing Ellen and Portia..Not loving Portia's hair.
ReplyDelete@katydid
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
I loved Kelly's dress! And that body! She can get it and I don't even do females. LoL!
ReplyDeleteRihanna looks beautiful!
Seen a picture of Janelle Monae and she was killing it! Just luv her.
Rhianna seems slimmer than any of the nude pics I've seen of her. I guess all that partying she is allegedly doing involves large quantities of blow. Hot!
ReplyDeleteMy first attempt at trolling and it didn't work!! No comments about how terrible Leann Rimes bangs look? hellooooo!!
ReplyDelete@Sunny. I had to go back and look. The problem was you used Biel as bait and nobody cares enough about her to click the link, she's THAT boring!
DeleteAnd yes Leann looks terrible as always she should stick to copying Brandi
@katydid
DeleteOk - got it. Going forward, no one will be able to resist my clicky links. Bwu ha ha ha!
Lol......love Ellen.
ReplyDeleteAll those bangs look bad. Biel,Swift, Rowland, Rimes. It is a look that chicks like and guys tolerate, so they don't cock block themselves by being honest.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell wants to have sex with Moe? Maybe Larry, possibly Curly if you have a thing for plump and bald, but Moe is like a economy sized can of Horny-B-Gon.
@FS - I TOTALLY agree. Justin's "comeback" is a direct ripoff of what Bruno Mars has been doing. I think Justin, sitting at home, saw the suave moves Bruno and his band have been performing and thought he could do better.
ReplyDeleteIn all honesty, Justin's performance was weak to me. I think Bruno, Sting, RiRi and the Marley's tribute was awesome. No doubt that Bruno Mars can sing! I'm just saying.
Leann Rimes was there?
ReplyDeleteOoh, her bangs are fug. It makes her look even more like a horse.
ReplyDeleteI didn't care for Taylor's dress, it was boring, kind of the same style she always wears.
ReplyDeleteKelly looked awesome! That dress is gorgeous! Bey looked nice, for a dinner, not the Grammies!
Rihanna looked nice too.
I liked JLo except for the hair, you wear your hair like that to the gym!
Kelly Clarkson looked so nice and sang beautifully. I was happy that she won.
I usually love bangs, but they are so unflattering on Biel. I don't know how she hasn't realized that yet.
ReplyDeleteBravo to Rihanna's stylist! Girl looked absolutely stunning. Katy Perry's tits are the best in the biz. Poor Portia deRossi looks awful with all that plastic surgery she's obviously had done. JLO get the fuck out.
ReplyDeleteThe Grammys used to be the one show where people could dress wild and crazy and get away with it.
ReplyDeleteNow these shows are homogenous - no personality and what is with the no cleavage rule - are they nuts? This isn't church - it's the Grammy Awards.
What a yawner.
Love the Kelly Clarkson photo bomb!
ReplyDeleteKelly R. looked great, but the lines on the dress and the center fabric are a little too "this is my crotch zone!"
Is Bey going to a PTA meeting? Very weak outfit. Solange actually was one of the best dressed last night.
Count Jerkula ~ Don't ever change. You bring it real.
ReplyDelete@g.strathmore Kelly's dress is by Georges Chakra.
ReplyDeleteIt's been modified by adding two panels
to the bodice to make it a bit more modest!
Rihanna and Kelly are gorgeous in those dresses.
ReplyDeleteKaty wasn't nominated for any Grammys but she nominated herself for Best Boobs. Apparently she won.