John & Ann Betar get the top two spots today. They have been married nearly 81 years. Amazing.
Meanwhile, on the opposite end of the spectrum, Leo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper looked at women at a pool in Miami and then went
inside to look at them with binoculars and to be closer to the lube.
The kitten has now replaced the iron in Monopoly. I think people miss the point. The iron symbolizes the day to day drudgery of life which is what Monopoly is all about and also symbolizes that you have to have the fortitude of an iron to make it through an entire game without having to pee.
Last time this didn't work out so well for Rihanna. Notice how she is protecting her face from Chris Brown just in case a bird hits the windshield.
Charlize Theron even makes smoking look sexy.
Day 82 of Elizabeth Banks wearing the same dress in this movie.
George Lucas and his buddy Steven Spielberg.
The Goopster sucks in the air for her midday meal.
Superman and his girlfriend Gina Carano at the airport.
Give me the name of ONE person who "wants to be the iron" in a game of Monopoly.
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Me because it would slide across the board... my sister was always the dog and barked every move...annoying!
DeleteSo with Brad and Leo, who's the top and who's the bottom?
ReplyDeletePretty sure brad is bottom with his whole tiny peeny
DeleteI Ship Gina(Wonder Woman) and Henry(Superman)
ReplyDelete@VIP You know dam well Leo is Top. Bradly is Bottom just ask Victor Garber.
Charlize Is always hot. holla at me girl
I have been the iron several times. Now I am questioning what that says about me. Time to make a therapy appointment I guess.
ReplyDeleteWell money and pussy have always gone together in our culture. Might as well add it to the game of Life too.
ReplyDeleteHot damn Charlize is so hot! I do have such a girl crush on that girl!
it's about time we cat people of the world got some monopoly representation. i don't mind the iron being gone.
ReplyDeletesorry, enty, but no one looks sexy smoking. charlize included.
elizabeth banks is gorgeous in yellow.
not gonna lie, i'm O_o at goopster's extreme faux pas cankle boots.
Yay, Pookie! Monopoly cat lovers of the world - unite!
DeleteI love the old wedding photo, and I'm glad Monopoly didn't get rid of the Scotty dog piece!
ReplyDeleteI love the wedding picture. This is how weddings were done before fashion and hoopla came into play.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to that couple. A lovely story.
ReplyDeleteWow, I didn't actually think someone wanted to be the iron. I've been the hat since like 1978. The iron was always used as a paperweight for the money that accumulates @ Free Parking.
ReplyDeleteOh and Leo is f***ing disgusting. How any woman finds him attractive is completely beyond me. Trust him and Cooper to ind each other. Both are mysoginistic pigs.
ReplyDeleteWowza Charlize is really thin. I thought she was curvy for some reason.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Goopy doing in NY?
Showing off those ugly ass Givenchy boots
DeleteGivenchy? Those things are hideous.
DeleteWell the iron is almost obsolete these days anyway. At preschool all us Mom's were amazed the kids knew how to use the play iron since none of usiron at all! That said, I had a fascination for irons when I was very young, and yes I chose that piece. MAC and I will both sit in the corner. :)
ReplyDeleteA part of me says the 1930's weren't THAT long ago, especially as I think about cinema like the Wizard of Oz or Gone With the Wind. But dang! They really are long ago. Not handling this new century thing too well, LOL.
ReplyDeleteThat binocular photo is super creepy looking!
ReplyDeleteGuys, I kid, I kid. 75% of everything out of my mouth is 100% sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Leo as an actor.
ReplyDeleteGina Carano is hot.
I'm with Pookie....no one looks sexy smoking.
ReplyDeleteRihanna i think you would be safer in the backseat
ReplyDeleteOf somebody else's car....
DeleteBC & LD are just creepy. I bet Leo loves that BC has a small peen. All the better when giving out blowies. ;)
ReplyDeletei know Charlize usually has short hair, but it looks like she is the actress with cancer from the blind item. Or just bad hair day/hair cut for a movie role?
ReplyDeleteShe cut it for the latest Mad Max installment.
DeleteHow cute is that couple! Happy 81 years and counting!
ReplyDeleteAw, that couple is adorable!
ReplyDeleteLove the new kitty Monopoly piece! I always liked the hat, hmm...
Nobody looks good smoking.
What is Gina doing with my man?!
@lotta probably looking for Jay z
ReplyDelete@dragon, touche!
DeleteHow old is the Bradly Cooper picture? He was in L.A. yesterday filming Jimmy Kimmel.
ReplyDeleteAgree on Gina Carano being hot. She needs an action franchise & quick.
Adore the picture of the couple that has been married 81 yrs. that is so very wonderful.
ReplyDeleteWonder where Mel and Gerard are hiding as they have all been seen hanging out together.
I can't remember the movie Charlize cut her hair off for but even with the super short hair she is stunning.
Love the pic of George Lucas and Steven Speilburg.
I sell old things, presents, and random things I find on ebay. Cat things sell EVERY SINGLE TIME. There must be a lot of crazy cat people out there.
ReplyDeleteThat is a sweet wedding picture. I love her veil!
ReplyDeleteThey should've replaced the iron with a dryer 20 years ago. That's how most people "iron" their clothes these days. I wonder how much those little irons are selling for on eBay today.
It looks like Brad and Leo are ordering from a bikini buffet. They probably sent one of their hangers on down to the pool to summon the "lucky" women after scoping them out. Skeazy!
Since the guy with the binoculars is looking right into the camera, I suspect they all went inside when they realized they were being pap'd. Then the buddy checked with the binoculars to see if the paparazzi had gone yet.
ReplyDeleteHenry Cavill is hot, I like the offbeat pairing with the UFC cutie
ReplyDeleteI hate monopoly, i hate all games. So boring, and there is always some asshole who' gets all cut throat. Im like, its a game man, relax!
ReplyDeleteWow, 81 years. That's love and devotion.
ReplyDeleteDiCaprio and wazizlame are gross.
Usually smoking celebs get shade around here. Must be love.
Holy shit those are some hardcore, professional stalker-grade binoculars. Leo probably uses them to find Bradley's thumblepeena.
ReplyDeleteProps, @ethorne. Props
DeleteI'm glad to see that some couples really love each other.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, douches are still attracted to other douches. Leo and Bradley, blech.
I wish they had kept the iron - it's one of the ones that doesn't friggin fall over if the board gets moved. Enty, thanks for posting the old wedding photo. Very touching.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ. Rihanna has gone to court with Chris Brown for his hearing re the probation issues. TMZ are saying she blew him a kiss in the courtroom.
ReplyDeleteIs there no end to that girls stupidity? This makes me so sad.
I liked the iron. I always wanted to be the iron. I still actually iron. That cat looks like it will fall over at every roll of the dice.
ReplyDeleteI always liked using the iron, too. I still iron some things.
ReplyDeleteGina is very hot, very nice woman in real life as well.
ReplyDeleteJesus, 81 years? Now I question what I've done with my life.
Charlize doesn't look "sexy" to me; she looks like a cheap hooker.
ReplyDeleteWait Riri is in courtz LMFAO
ReplyDeleteI didn't take you too seriously Comma Chaser! I lol'd at your comment, because all my friends laugh at me for ironing sheets (when I have the time, otherwise I just have to live with wrinkled sheets for the week. I'm not completely neurotic). But I like the iron and the shoe because the are easy to pickup and sit flat.
ReplyDeleteOh and 81 years of marriage...I'm impressed. We're at 16 (together 20) and there are days that another year seems like it will be forever, let alone another 6 decades! As much as I love him, boy, it's amazing it can drag and fly by at the same time.
ReplyDeleteMy girl LURVES Gina. When she got that ferocious beatdown from Cyborg I thought she was gonna go into mourning! Haywire perked her up considerably, lol!
ReplyDeleteAnd normally I do NOT like smoking BUT Charlize is my secret celebrity girlfriend and OMG she is soooooo HAWT!
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ReplyDeleteThat's right, George Lucas. You can make bunny ears behind Steven's head, but putting aliens in an Indiana Jones movie was still YOUR idea. Don't think we forgot that shit.
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron is just not fair. Everything about her is not fair. Look at those LEGS!! Good lord, why was one woman given so many "best features." She's just stunning in every way.
ReplyDeleteCharlize, you're a mommy now, need to kick the cigs. And the plain truth is that lots of guys, even those who don't smoke, find a woman smoking to be sexy. It's a life-destroying habit but that doesn't mean it isn't sexy for a woman to smoke.
ReplyDelete(What the hell do other women know about a particular woman being sexy anyway? I never get that.)
Does anyone really believe BCoop and Leo are checking out girls? More like stalking the male lifeguards!
ReplyDeleteLove the picture of the couple!
Lovely wedding picture. I love old wedding photos. My own parents look like movie stars in their wedding photo.
ReplyDelete@ Jason - LMFAO! Excellent point!
I never minded being the iron in Monopoly. It's beating the crap out of one's competitors that matters, not the game piece.
Smoking isn't sexy. Maybe in a photo you could try to say it. But get up close and smell that skanky stale smoke smell= on the clothes and on the breath? Bleccchhhhh.
ReplyDeleteLove the wedding pix. My guy and me will be long dead before we hit that milestone. But I plan on staying with him as long as I am able!
Leo is gross.He seems so full of himself . I hate that these women will just throw themselves at someone famous just because.
I don't mind the iron. And I love cats. I bet you all who have irons should save them. They will become a collector item. Maybe show up on Antiques Roadshow 3000 some day!
I think we all hope that Charlize Theron isn't the actress in the recent blind item about someone dealing with cancer and its treatment. I sincerely hope that if it is indeed her with the cancer diagnosis, that she gives up smoking. Furthermore, I have seen what happens to the respiratory function of kids whose parents smoke, and it is tragic. Even if she is currently healthy, I hope she quits for her kid's health!
ReplyDeleteI'm happy the thimble is still there! Leering at women, pointing them out, and using binoculars to get a better view is creepy as hell.
ReplyDeleteI really do like Goop, but she is wearing those same givenchy foreskin boots that Kim Kardashian wore in these very same pictures months ago! #sodisappointed #evengivenchygetsitwrongsometimes
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ReplyDeleteThat is why I now play monopoly hotels online, I miss the iron!
ReplyDeleteAunt Liddy, I am "one of those people. It's the win or nothing at all!!!! I was always the boot though. Let me kick you out of the way.
ReplyDeleteJBE: Hilarious!
And kudos to the couple for 81 years. That is devotion! I loves my man too and wich for 81 years but we started too old. Why, I'd be 124!
We all know Leo and Coop are pigs. No need to be shocked at those two that's fo sho.
BProfane..Lots of women know what makes another woman zexy. We dress for other women, not for men! LOL..and Charlize is hot. And even as a smoker, it should never be glamorized. Sorry but it doesn't look sexy. At least not on me..I know it.
I love when I see celebs with curvy girlfriends and not the usual pencil bobble head so many seem to prefer.
ReplyDeleteLove the long-married couple. Our newspaper has semi-regular feature where they interview couples who have been married for 50+ years, and the stories are so interesting.
ReplyDeleteSo, I finished West Wing and started Alias on Netflix. That is not the BCoop of today!!
I will forever and always be the cat piece in Monopoly. If I win, throw superior face; lose, brush my hair like nothing happened.
@auntliddy, my husband's uncle is like that - he once made our 8yo nephew cry because he couldn't "keep up" in some game. New family policy - when uncle T is around, no board games. Or politics.
Elizabeth B looks miserable. I would, too, wearing a giant lemon with lime shoes on an orange bike.
Oh, George & Steve, you pranksters, you!
Goop's not hungry, she swallowed a June bug.
That picture of Charlize makes me remember when Snow White and the Huntsman came out and my sister said, "I'm confused - in what world is Kristen Stewart fairer than Charlize Theron?" And of course the answer is none!
ReplyDeleteLove, love the Betars and have mentally adopted them as my grandparents . I hope this doesn't post twice but can someone tell me why that happens and how to fix?
ReplyDeletePortland if you are on a comp or laptop you just click the trash can icon at the bottom of your comment. I believe you can do the same on your phone but I have heard some say that you can't so you may be SOL.
ReplyDeleteLove the Betars. Love being the Monopoly car. It's big and easy to pick up. Plus I like "driving" around the board.
ReplyDeleteI saw the interview on local TV last night with the Betars (I am in CT) - one of their "secrets" is that he always has his hand on her knee!!! They are still quite spry for their ages which was nice to see.
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