Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Pretty impressive group of comedians. Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig.
Britney Spears took her caravan of bodyguards with her to go get a box of breath mints. One.
Colin Farrell is finally off that horse, but he might prefer that to getting dunked into an ice cold river in February.
Chris Hemsworth shows you that reusable shopping bags are also good for transporting kids.
Josh Duhamel is in London promoting Safe Haven.
Also in London is Jessica Biel. Sorry London.
Melissa McCarthy is also in the city.
Same with Justin Bieber who found two
teens to go back to his hotel room with and spend the night. I would cover my face in shame too.



78 comments:

  1. Happy belated birthday Robot!!! Sorry I missed it Monday. :)

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  2. J biel looks her usual fugly self.

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  3. I love Britney's coat/sweater thing and I love Thor's wife's boots!

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  4. Biel makes me crazy, I can't stand her so much! It's irrational. LOL

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    1. I feel the same way lol

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    2. You're not alone!!

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    3. Yeah, color me not a fan too

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    4. Anonymous8:28 PM

      Yeah yuck why is she relevant? It's not 1995

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  5. I think Brit Brit is hiding her real purchase underneath that big coat.

    Jessica Biel's lips look in dire need of blistex when she doesn't wear any lipstick. When she was on 7th Heaven her lips were never this pale, WTH happened?

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  6. I find neither Amy Poehler nor Kristen Wiig funny in the least.

    Those Hemsworths are hot.

    Britney doesn't look as bad as usual here, except for the shoes.

    I think Jessica Biel looks great here.

    Anyone who shags Biebs only has him or herself to blame.

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  7. Hello Jessica Biel. Reveal?

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    1. Me, too!!! She has a quirky awkwardness sometimes that leaves me in hysterics!

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  9. THOR THOR THOR THOR tiny baby *squee*

    I am SO EXCITED that Kristin Wiig is going to play young Lucille on the new season of Arrested Development.

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    1. Anonymous1:31 PM

      I didn't know this! That's going to be great!

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    2. Hah, that's awesome.

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  10. Weeeee! What a fun first photo!

    Hemsworth's lady is sporting a Miley-looking do...

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    1. Do you all remember the blind few weeks back of two stars that were bros and the GF of one was once w the older bro, and everyone was positive it was Thor, Miley, & Liam? Well, Tacky Pataky sure did change into a Miley clone same time blind came out. Hmmm. Mentioning again that working w Miley was great. Her & the whole team, wish it was full time instead of a couple times altogether. Also, would get to gawk at Hemsworth flesh!

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  11. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Baby in a bag! Love it.

    Oh Biebs.. You dirty dog.

    Kristen Wiig has the same hair color Drew did when she was dating Fabrizio ( spelling sucks I know )

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  12. In every pap shot of that big gorgeous man holding their adorable baby daughter, I like to think Thor's wife is looking at all of us and GLOATING. I know I would be.

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  13. Ha the side eye from the bodyguard for lesbeaver is cracking me up. What a pair of skanks.

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  14. Why is Thorá wife going the Miley route? They look alike :O

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  15. Something about Melissa McCarthy bothers me. I find her to be annoying, and not very funny.

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  16. LOVE Amy Poehler!

    Hahaha@Libby, me too! I watched Thor the other night with the guys. They think it was because I was interested in the plot and never noticed how I put the knitting down when he was shirtless.

    (Great, now I sound like a dirty little old lady. I will risk my reputation to admire Thor carrying his baby around.)

    How is Josh Bechamel apart from Fergie's guy? Was he in that Pearl Harbor movie with Ben Affleck? (The one where the wrong guy died.)

    YUK with the Bieb shoes, hair, necklace, bodyguards, girls, EVERYTHING. My sons (11 & 14) both say he is only popular with their friends' little sisters. I want to laugh and then there are pics of teenage girls in his car and MOMTEACHERRAGEFACE.


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  17. 1) What movie is Colin Farrell doing that requires him to have that haircut?

    2) I know I'm in the minority on this, but Adele needs to take a page out of Melissa McCarthy's style book and wear something casual and funky once in a while. Stop dressing like an old lady, Adele!

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    1. Seriously! I just discovered she was born in 1988! I thought she was older than me!

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    2. She was born in 1988?! No F--ing way! She looks way older than that.

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    3. Isn't Adele the same age as Taylor Swift? Mind blown.

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    4. Anonymous8:35 PM

      1988? Holy shit I was roller skating and wearing denim jumpsuits at that age....I think i'ld already worn my Esprit overalls to my first concert by then ( Janet Jackson, ms Jackson if you're nasty) embarrassing......

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  18. Still don't get the JBiel hate. Then again, I don't care for Melissa McCarthy, so what do I know?

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  19. Love Hemsworth wife's hair cut.

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  20. g.strathmore - Colin is filming Winter's Tale, from the book by Mark Helprin.

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  21. Agree w/gma about Amy P. Has her moments but damn is she annoying.

    Adele is going for that 'vintage' look, no? It doesn't bother me too much because it's still classy.

    JBiel doesn't bother me either. She's so harmless and sleep-inducing. Is that why she's disliked so?

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  22. Oh..what in the Bill Ray Cyrus, achey-brachey hell is Britney wearing? Bedazzled outer wear? Hell nawl!

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  23. I always wondered if Bieber's shoes have hidden wedges in them.

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  24. Excuse me, but if you don't think that Amy Poehler is funny then you literally have no sense of humor. It's not a matter of opinion, it's just fact.

    Wiig, however....

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    1. What B. said.

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  25. what happened to Josh's face? Something is really off about it.

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  26. I am still bummed about the Wil/Amy break up. Think of the children??? For some reason a country song with lying eyes just popped into my head! If he was cheating, shame shame on you sir!

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  27. eh, tomato to-mah-to baby!

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  28. Is it just me or does Chris Hemsworth look a lot like Miley? At first I thought it was her

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  29. My question is who is that woman with Chris Hemsworth?

    His wife Elsa has long brunette hair.

    Or at least she did when she was doing porn.

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  30. why is it in pap pics elsa is never holding the baby?

    she did porn?!

    meh i think of nothing of her other than she is a starf**ker

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  31. @prolixe Josh Hartnett was the Josh in Pearl Harbor

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  32. Justin's bodyguard or whoever he is reminds me of Big Pussy from The Sopranos.

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  33. Melissa McCarthy looks great there. Love her!

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  34. @JBE--Big Pussy or Tom Sizemore? It's a toss-up.

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  35. Anyone else think Wiig's face looks weird?

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    1. @Maxine - her face and her hair in that picture - I had to blow it up to see if she was sporting two pigtails or what.

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  36. @AKM--I think people have irrational rage toward Biel (including me) because she is so damn BORING. She is so untalented, but that's a given. She is also so uninteresting, like she doesn't even give a good interview or provide good talking points. I would even understand why she's a thing if she was very controversial or obnoxious or has some good dirty gossip out there about her, but she contributes absolutely NOTHING, yet she is SO FAMOUS. WHY?! That's why can't stand her. It hurts how boring she is.

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  37. @Kimberly

    Well, aren't you just making the world a happier place today.

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  38. Wow...I thought Wiig was well loved by all. However, recently I was showing my 80 yr old mom the "Real Housewives of Disney" sketch, and as soon as Wiig came on she said, "eeww I hate her." Her reason was that Wiig was in "too many things" on SNL during her heyday. I guess she was sort of overexposed.

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  39. @EmEyeKay: You know you've been reading CDAN too long when the first thing you think of when seeing Chris Hemsworth in the Random Photos is "I hope EmEyeKay sees this so she can go 'THOR THOR THOR THOR!'" ;-)

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  40. ^I used to not really be a huge Wiig fan either for the same reason, but Bridesmaids sold me.


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  41. Kimberly exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't go around trolling threads.

    Wow I honestly thought Justin was Miley Cyrus at first glance.

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    1. Ten bonus points for Legally Blonde reference!

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  42. Love Melissa's black studded purse and turquoise ring!

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  43. Enty has outed Biel as being a total asshole like 3 times. That's why people dislike her.

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  44. Yes, Maxine. I don't think that's Kristen Wiig...unless she messed up her face again with more surgery. I honestly think it's someone else.

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  45. Must. Find. Britney's. Coat.

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  46. Kloie Swafty is a year younger. I hate knowing Taylor's birthday because I despise her, but it is two months after mine so the first time I saw it, it stuck.

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  47. I don't really find any of the women in the first photo funny. I think Amy Poehler is overrated. I don't mind Melissa McCarthy, I just can't stand the fact that she keeps going for the "funny fat girl" roles. It would be nice to see her in a role where her weight isn't constantly the butt of jokes.

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  48. word@Puggle!

    I love the explanations on the JBiel hate. Thanks y'all!!!

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  49. Did Kristen Wiig get her face replaced? She looks...actually attractive here.

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  50. I like Melissa, I don't care for the other three. I'm not sure if that's Wiig either. Biel's hair looks like Janet's from The Muppet Show.

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  51. I have been worried about spears since the "break-up" - increasing pap sightings & increasingly looking like ass. Poor, poor girl.

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  52. Anonymous8:41 PM

    I gotta add I know the first picture are women with talent but it's the perfect example of the dresses wearing them rather than the other way around.

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  53. It's definitely Kristen Wiig, although the above picture bizarrely doesn't look like her.

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  54. Anonymous10:07 PM

    Poehler's hilarious! Whoever said she isn't probably just hasn't seen her best material. I loved the old Kaitlyn skit where she's supposed to be an eight year old girl with braces. She was incredible. Charlize needs to model more,I'm as straight as they come but she's one bad ass lipstick lesbian bitch, wouldn't she be awesome in some tomb raider/indiana jones stuff? That Elsa Pataky girl is cheesing so hard for the camera, and copying Miley completely. I'd be smiling like that too. Chris doesn't look too happy though. (By the way all,I'm as free as a bird and doing good )

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  55. A) happy to hear it @Anna! Stay safe and stay far away... There's always CDaN to hang out at! (p.s. it gets better, from experience)

    B) Brit-brit did NOT just buy one box of mints. Not unless they now sll them with only 6-or-7 mints in a huge box. Even crazy Brit couldn't down that many spearmint tic tacs that close to a convenience store without foaming at the mouth. Meanwhile sweater + pockets = cigarette run.

    C) love Maya Rudolph! Was pissed when SNL axed her. Their loss. Biehl is annoying for being so very beige and yet so very everywhere, all-the-time.

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  56. Maya was not fired from SNL. She left when her contract expired.

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  57. Glad you're doing well, Anna! And I love the Kaitlyn skits, too..."RickrickrickrickRICK! Can I get my EARS PIERCED?! (Rick, say no. I'm REALLY SCARED.)"

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  58. LOVE all three women in the top picture and so glad Enty chose it as the top picture!

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