Thursday, February 14, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Paul Rudd gets the top spot because he is Paul Rudd.

Amanda Bynes is definitely having some Britney type moments.
Chris Martin out for a jog in London.
Appearing to be jogging, but actually just skipping is Catherine Zeta Jones.
David Beckham at his first training session with PSG.
Can you tell how skeeved out Demi Lovato is that Derek Hough is touching her?
Kate Bosworth was at the same event. No one noticed.
Eva Longoria headed through the airport.
Gwen Stefani posing like a tourist.
Alec Baldwin rides bikes and reads books at the same time.
Angelina Jolie takes some of the kids shopping. The rest of the kids are being forced to watch The Tourist for 24 straight hours.
Jennifer Lopez shows off her love of aluminum foil.
Remember that time a few years ago when Jennifer Love Hewitt thought it was irresponsible for magazines to post photos of her in a bikini and that women should be proud of their curves. So, welcome to the world of an airbrushed cover.
Jamie-Lynn Sigler shows off the baby bump.

52 comments:

  1. 3 of my favorites are in this post: CZJ, JLH and Gwen.

    Eva Longoria annoys me.

    Angie is way too skinny. Remember how hot she used to be? I guess sucking the hot out of Brad in turn took away her hot, too. I liked her better with Billy Bob.

    Derek Hough always looked gay to me. I didn't mean that in an offensive way, but I'm not sure how else to put it.

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  2. Amanda Bynes looks like the last known photo of a prostitute that was murdered by a serial killer in the seventies.

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  3. Anonymous12:40 PM

    CZJ is looking insanely skinny .. Is that just the photo? It looks weird. I liked her curves.

    JLH is sucking it in!! She looks like she's posing in a Miss America contest.

    Amanda Bynes.. Please. Get help. I say this sincerely

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  4. what. the. fuck. is JLO wearing? Was she blind when she put that on? fire your stylist DIRECTLY.

    JLH looks great.

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  5. Anonymous12:41 PM

    I just looked at Amanda's picture again. Doesn't she look like Amy Winehouse in this photo? Too sad

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  6. That does not even look like JLH.

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    1. That is NOT her body. Girlfriend is as hippy as the day is long, but not according to this magazine cover.

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  7. JLo needs to complete the look with a tin foil hat.

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  8. I love how Demi has a studded foot brace.

    What is up with JLo's style lately? It's been worse than usual. The tracksuits were better than this hideous dress.

    Jamie-Lynn has a cute glow about her :)

    GWEN!

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  9. Gosh, I wish I could help Amanda Bynes somehow. :-(

    Eva Longoria annoys me, as well.

    I LOVE JLH's bikini...I want it now!

    Oh and I love Jamie-Lynn Sigler! I wish her the best with her pregnancy!

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  10. BULLSHIT that is JLH's real body. She is very bottom heavy, and that photo makes her look like Giselle. She is a hypocrite, like the rest of the actresses who complain about this shit.

    J Lo looks awful! Sometimes she gets it so right, other times, SO WRONG.

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  11. CZJ, Kate, and Angie are unhealthy skinny. Jennifer (although shopped) and JLo's bods (although horrible dress) look terrific.

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  12. Was Chris Martin running away from his wife? *snicker*

    CZJ, Kate Bosworth and AJ seem to all be on the never eat and take lotsa drugs diet. At least KB and AJ can still stand on their own, CZJ's legs seem to be collapsing.

    Is JLo taking styling advice from Kim Kartrashian? Or is she one of those women that once she gets happy, she gains weight and tries to hide it with head-to-toe spanx?

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  13. Is THe Tourist thing a reveal? Remember a blind that caused a lot of confusion, about AJ and Farrel talking about an ex of AJ and that he was her first choice in a man. People thought Colin Farrel was the one she was smitten with and not the guy she talked too (everyone guessed BBThorton for that). Maybe she did talk to Farrel and her first choice guy was J.Depp? She's in the Tourist with him. And they would make an awesome couple; both kinda craycray and dark xD

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    1. SYCB - nice catch! I think you're on to something. Maybe Depp was the first choice.

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  14. Ok, I'm not usually one to care about weight, but even I notice K Bosworth's got a troubling, urgent problem. She is so frightening-looking!!

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  15. Ok, I'm not usually one to care about weight, but even I notice K Bosworth's got a troubling, urgent problem. She is so frightening-looking!!

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    1. Does she have a white powder issue???

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  16. Aack! Open toed high heels (likely Louboutins with that hideous red heel) and thick black hose. No and non.

    That is all.

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  17. I feel bad for Kate and at the same time dislike her because she is so paphorny and attentionwhorish. But OMG, what has she done to herself?
    She was so gorgeous back in the day!
    Of course people age, but she looks like a completely different person now.

    She looked like this before:

    http://searchweight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kate-bosworth-3.jpg

    Such a gorgeous woman. Now she is skin and bones and her face is frozen in time.Also, she has somewhat of a 'manish' facial look now, Jessica Biel has the same: harsh features because of KB's weightloss (think Biel just has the genes for it, not so much a diet thing).

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  18. wtf Paul shave that beard.

    I wish I was Angelina adopted me.

    Kate Bosworth needs to eat.

    Amanda , God Bless you child. God Bless

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  19. I want Gwen's red Docs.

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  20. Why does Paul Rudd get the top spot? He is not a good person at all. Ugh

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    1. Really? Why? I'm sad if this is true.

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  21. So amanda has"brissues"?

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  22. Is that Pax or Maddox? He's wearing nail polish.

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  23. It's Pax. Yes, I know them. *blushes* Let's wait and see if the media attacks her again for forcing gender confusion!

    JLH does not look like herself at all, and I too immediately thought of the big stink she made. Ugh.

    Kate was only healthy looking for a very very short time. Emaciated. But didn't we all think she was the answer to the blind about a girl who was destroyed by a guy in an abusive relationship who called her fat? Not Orlando, he was the one who tried to get her help.

    I don't understand why Kate, Eva and so many others are in the photos. They are doing nothing.

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  24. Poor Bosworth. Ten years ago she starred in one of the best films about a woman athlete in recent memory. She was thin, but very fit and healthy, with great career mojo. And now she's a scarecrow with a jacked face and her career half in ruins.

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  25. @msgirl: I think the guy who got her help came after the one who called her fat, so that would actually make OB the one to call her fat, since he was her first celeb relationship. She got so skinny during and after OB,so think it was actually Askars or the model-bf who was the one getting her help.
    But still, I don't see Orlando calling her fat and being mean.

    There were rumors of Askars calling Lady Gaga fat while working with her, so think that is what started this blind with him being the mean dude who hates non-skinny girls etc. This rumor implies he is the one calling KB fat. It just doesn't fit though: the man after Skars is her current man and she looks even worse, so doubt he is the one getting her help. For the timeline the helpgiver has to be Skars/... Rousseau (James Ruosseau, not sure?) and Orlando the mean one. But still, meh, she has issues, but doubt Orlando caused them.

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  26. JLH is on the cover of maxim at least 6 times a year, so I'm pretty sure she's no stranger to air brushing.

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  27. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Angie's thighs are the same size as Zahara's. Creepy.

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  28. Shape is known for Photoshopping celeb's heads onto other people's bodies. Look at the neck - that isn't airbrushing, that's pure cut-and-paste.

    Of course no one noticed Kate B. She turned sideways and disappeared!

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  29. Bosworth had issues with her weight long before any of us knew who Askars was. She was in a WB show back in the day. That show, and Blue Crush, are the only things I have seen her in where she looks healthy. I think her weight issues are deeper than something an asshole guy said to her.

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  30. I think Paul Rudd is Enty.

    I think Amanda Bynes is Julianne Hough.

    I think Becks is waving to me & me alone.

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  31. I thought Bynes was Kesha at first.

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  32. I never understood the sandals with tights/pantyhose/stockings look JBlow is sporting. It looks gross and stupid.

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  33. I think Paul Rudd is cute....what's the bad oerson scoop on him?

    Angie is making a statement in screwing up her kids.

    Love Gwen...can't stand jho or longwhoria!

    Poor Amanda...she had such promise and was so beautiful .....so so sad!

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  34. I think Paul Rudd is cute....what's the bad oerson scoop on him?

    Angie is making a statement in screwing up her kids.

    Love Gwen...can't stand jho or longwhoria!

    Poor Amanda...she had such promise and was so beautiful .....so so sad!

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  35. I think Paul Rudd is cute....what's the bad oerson scoop on him?

    Angie is making a statement in screwing up her kids.

    Love Gwen...can't stand jho or longwhoria!

    Poor Amanda...she had such promise and was so beautiful .....so so sad!

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  36. I'm so excited that a full size TopShop has opened in LA. Kate is the face of the brand for 2013.

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  37. Is Eva the answer to the blind about someone who is taking time off from dating? Or is that not a secret??

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  38. Sometimes this does work . . . .

    GREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Don't leave us hanging - what say you about Paul Rudd? I loved him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I Love You Man, but I'm bracing myself for some good gossip

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  39. Long time creeper,first time poster =p
    Amanda Bynes looks like she's melting!

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  40. Love Paul Rudd. Amanda really needs help ASAP. Catherine needs food. JLH is real hippy. Mine are much smaller when at my preferred weight so who knows, but this looks photoshopped, doesn't look like her frame. Off topic - I didn't see a post on Amy Locane's three year sentence, discuss?

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  41. I want to know about Paul Rudd too. I'd hate to learn that he's not a good person :c(

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  42. I met Paul Rudd in nyc in September! Nicest guy ever! Very friendly and took a picture with my friend and I. He seems like a genuine good human being

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  43. I revealed this in a prior comment thread but long story short Paul Rudd cheats on his wife.

    A friend of a friend of mine revealed she had had an affair with him in the past. We never really believed her until we got her drunk one night and she whipped out her phone and showed us literally dozens of pictures of them on dates. Also a few pics of him in bed having just woken up, etc. You know, "couple pics".

    He would also apparently call his family and speak to his kids when he was out of town and with her in the same room.

    He's basically scum.

    I was surprised she never sold that stuff to a tabloid.

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    1. Grey
      Thanks for coming back. I vaguely remembering you sharing that once before, but for some reason I recall being more upset by the fact google searches of Paul Rudd's wife kept defaulting to Paul Rudd wife ugly. Not cool, google

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  44. I preface this all by saying its possible he and his wife are separated. But I doubt it.

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  45. I thought that AJ looked slightly healthier and KZJ like she needs an IV, stat.

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  46. Love the medical terminology, @Anotheramy! And Grey is literally the only person I've ever heard a bad thing about Paul Rudd from. Every single other encounter people have had are extremely positive.

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