Three parts today.
Lorna Luft hangs out with her sister Liza Minelli and a guy named Barry. He writes songs.
Liberty Ross has already moved on from Rupert Sanders. She is dating Jimmy Iovine who turns 60 next month.
Lindsey Vonn has had her surgery. Confined to bed, Tiger Woods has her right where he wants her.
Naomi Campbell seems to have recovered from her surgery very nicely.
Flynn talks to Orlando Bloom about what role Orlando should take next.
Meanwhile, Patrick Schwarzenegger gets advice from his dad about how not to get caught cheating on your wife.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne at a party this weekend.
It is Selena Gomez being helped to her car, but doesn't that look like Brad Garrett as her limo driver?
Taylor Swift lives on the edge. Wants to do the next Jackass movie.
Will Smith shows off his new deodorant.
Barry doesn't just write songs. He writes THE songs!
ReplyDeleteThat make the whole world sing!
ReplyDeleteHe writes the songs of love and special things. He just didn't know when to stop at the plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteLiza does NOT look like Lucille #2 anymore :/
ReplyDeleteI want to eat little Flynn all up! I think he needs to become betrothed to Harper Beckham. OMG I love those adorable babies.
Harper is the cutest little chub chub. Astonishing when you consider the source.
DeleteEnty surely Judy's brood and THE Barry Manillow are top spot worthy, no?!?!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I wonder what will be the top pic today.
I was getting ready to rant that it is still KFF and why is momager in the photos... then I realized it was Liza.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Liberty Ross going everytime she is papped? I imagine her just walking around waiting to be papped. Her kids are never around.
I write the songs that make the young girls cry..and this girl is crying over that surgery.
ReplyDeleteOzzy Osbourne is looking pretty good for being Ozzy Osbourne.
ReplyDeleteRemember that video of the skanks in the shopping cart that tips over? Soooooo wishing that happened to Taylor...
ReplyDeleteAs a mom, that shopping cart shit makes me crazazy! Stupid girl!
ReplyDeleteLindsey Vonn looks like she's in a boardroom, not a hospital room.
ReplyDeleteDid Selena lose her top, and why does the guy behind her (her driver, maybe?) have two black eyes?
Wow, that Patrick Schwarzenegger has quite the smile, doesn't he? His charisma jumps right off the screen. Hope he takes more after his mother than father, personality-wise.
ReplyDeleteEh, that shopping cart nonsense is exactly the sort of stupidity my friends and I would have done at her age.
Is the Lindsey Vonn comment a reveal??
Re: Liberty Ross, I hate that hollowed-out thigh look. I know it's supposed to be sexy to have thighs that thin but, yuck.
@figgy - thin thighs are not hot. Or fun, since they often come with a bony ass. Those highbeams on the other hand...
DeleteWill Smith looks good.
ReplyDeleteI hope Taylor falls out of that shopping cart
Is it wrong that I was hoping Swifty's shopping cart tipped over?
ReplyDeleteThe Copacabana is now stuck in my head.
I thought Jimmy Iovine was gay.
Ozzy and Sharon are cute together.
Boy - Liberty Ross sure did profit from that whole K.Stew/Director Husband Kerfuffle didn't she? Although no amount of money could get me to unf Jimmy Iovine. He's very Sophia Petrillo-esque for a man.
ReplyDeleteAnd she'll get a lot of face time sitting next to Iovine in the audience of American Idol.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else see the pics of Will in Brazil with Kim and Kanye….and Duane Martin in the background….it was on Instagram
ReplyDeleteI am totally in love with Flynn...what a happy baby! YUM!
ReplyDeleteImagine the playdates: Seraphina, Flynn, Nahla, Louis, Harper...
Who am I missing? Any other cuties out there?
Good for Liberty.
ReplyDeleteEnty totally cut out will's boytoy dwayne martin.
ReplyDeleteYuck. I like him on Idol, but actually dating Iovine? When she's what, 30? Erm.
ReplyDeleteOh God, Liza. STOP! Just stop, please.
ReplyDeleteAnd Meg Fox is getting over three million US Dollars to appear at Carnaval for a Brasilian brewery!
ReplyDeleteWill is down here at the Fasano in Ipanema, right around the corner from Rio's fanciest whorehouse. Unfortunately for him, the closest male whorehouse is a bit farther away from him in Copacabana.
ReplyDeletewhat is the tiger woods comment on lindsey vonn? is that alluding to a blind or something?
ReplyDeleteLindsey and Tiger are dating, public knowledge, no blind!
ReplyDeleteBaby Flynn is walking now!
What's with the beanie on Taylor Swift. Please tell me it's not yet another dig at her fake ex-"boyfriend".
ReplyDeleteAh, Barry. I was a huge fan when I was a teen - one of the many reasons I was a social outcast.
OMG, That Flynn is adorable!
ReplyDeleteActually, if memory serves Bruce Johnston wrote that damn song...why do I know this? *sigh*
ReplyDeletePerhaps Taylor & her friends are training for the Urban Iditarod? I'd love to do one of those some time--I know there's one in Boston in March, but there's no way I'd be able to get up a team, or survive hitting all the bars...
i'm w/ maja...wee little flynn is crazy cute!
ReplyDeletedid ozzy have work done? he looks alive there, as opposed to the weird catatonic state he's always in.
swifty shot principals at two locations yesterday for '22' (upcoming single)...hence the shopping cart.
I swear I think Ozzy died a couple of years ago and that Sharon just rolls out a Madame Tussad's wax figure. Or else the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteThat pic of Arnold makes me think of the blind about the aging action star whose body is so wrecked he can barely move. Ozzy actually looks better than Arnie. Do Drugs Kids! Taylor's new boobies have her feeling super confident.
ReplyDeleteDating Jimmy Lovine is NOT a step up.
ReplyDeleteThey did a piece this week on TMZ Live on how Liberty Ross was trading up from her husband--that Jimmy is WAY better connected than her ex--and he outranks Kristen Stewart.
ReplyDeleteFlynn is so cute I'm not usually one to go gaga over people's kids not related to me but he's adorable! I see bad things in Selena Gomez's future. Will Smith looks thoroughly punchable in that photo, love the gossip about him and his bottom (ha I typed "boytoy" iPad auto corrected to "bottom" it's stays! )
ReplyDelete@kday - yes, I did see those Will Smith & lover pics! I can't believe Enty hasn't made that a post by itself. That to me is pretty much the confirmation I needed!
ReplyDeleteWhy is no one talking about Will smith partying with his "BF' at his balcony.
ReplyDeletedragon, just saw the pic at daily mail.Wish Enty had nabbed that one!
DeleteDoes Liberty Ross ever wear a bra?
ReplyDeleteAwkk! Liza, what have you done to your face???
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pookie! I had a feeling those were employees/coworkers and not real friends. Oh, Tay Tay...
ReplyDeleteI feel like Barry, Liza, and Lorna got "work" done from a doctor who had drunk goggles on.
ReplyDeleteIs a real divorce looming for Will and Jada? Finally?
Oh Barry you came and you gave without taking now your face scares me away oh Barry
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ReplyDeleteI know I don't comment as often as I should since I read every day, a.d I'm not trying to be annoying corrective but I think amber meant to say Judy #2 not lucille. Or am I missing something? Honestly wondering not sarcasm
ReplyDeleteAlso, don't see that guy as brad Garrett but he totally looks like he has either a broken nose or is recovering from a nose job. Just based on those under eye bruises!
ReplyDeleteMiel--the Lucille #2 comment is from Liza's guest-starring role on Arrested Development.
ReplyDeleteThis constant partying Selena is doing is not a good look for her. She might need a rehab visit if she keeps it up!
ReplyDeleteAh thanks Ellen. I think I'm the only person who still hasn't watched that show yet
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