Thursday, February 28, 2013

Paris Hilton Loves A Photo Op

When Paris Hilton pulls out one of the 14 mirrors she carries with her at all times and decides she looks good, she knows it is pretty rare and wants to take photos. Lots of photos. Like the one above. The one where she is seated in front of her boyfriend who is strapped down to a ski patrol sled because he got into a serious accident on the mountain while skiing and suffered a gash that required a ton of stitches and crutches to use after to keep any pressure off the leg. Paris doesn't care. The only thing she cared about was that for the first time in years she actually thought she looked decent in the day. Sunlight is not really her friend. Unlike some strange rumors though, she does not turn to dust when the sun rises. Or sleep in a coffin.

27 comments:

  1. Ha! She looks 'good' because most of her face is covered up!

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  2. See what happens when you opt for a Kardashian free month? Paris makes a comeback, lol. I read that her boyfriend's injury wasn't really that serious, and supposedly she proposed to him.

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  3. This photo is too funny! He looks like he got plowed down by an avalanche, and she's just looking on. Wow! This pic sums her up perfectly.

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  4. @Henriette, so right, and with his head and arm raised like that, he looks like he's saying "hey what about me?". lol

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  5. Anonymous6:59 AM

    I love that he has his arm up like "I'm okay!" Poor thing thinks the photos being taken of him.
    She's a souless twat.

    @VIP- funny!

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  6. @phoenix
    Or,"It's alright honey. I only broke my leg in three places."

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  7. Is it mean that I'm enjoying watching her morph into a haggard middle-aged cow? God I hate the sight of her stupid, stupid looking face.

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  8. Thats the big scoop? Sh's a self centered jerk? Thanks for newsflash. Until i read that, i often confused her with mother theresa.

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    1. Haha auntliddy- I laughed out loud and confused my coworkers with that one!

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  9. Dating Paris, he's going to have a lot more to worry about than a gash in his leg. At least the gash will heal...herpes will be around forever.

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  10. Anyone can look good wearing a parka hood and large sunglasses. Except for the pout, that could be Eleanor Roosevelt under there.

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  11. Haha@Phoenix! Should I retract the Lohan Free March Movement? :b

    It looks like the guy is giving sad Paris the bird.

    I am really starting to hate Instagram.

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  12. Reminds me of that trick posing with Hurricane Sandy wreckage. LMAO.

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  13. @chopchop - I forgot about that! Lol! That was a Paris move, too. She's just... Ugh.

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  14. It looks like she is returning from a successful man hunt.

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  16. @ Jim Allen - Yes, she does! They also look like they were BOTH happy to be papped. What a disgusting pig she is.

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  17. Which finger is the boyfriend holding up?

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  18. I was hoping she dropped off the face of the earth.

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  19. Anonymous7:59 AM

    she's not hot. lol. I am so glad that her personality is being revealed more and more, and that she's so universally maligned. Wasn't there a blind recently that she's paying her boyfriend 100k a month to be seen with her? Not surprised. I loved it when the taxi cab tape came out where she was talking shit about Gays, the world deserves to know what a p.o.S she is.

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  20. Yeah she can't propose to him for realz because she's paying him 100K a month just to be seen with her.

    I really don't understand how this one is news/gossip, this pic is from a few weeks ago.

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  21. Funny pic! "It didn't hurt."

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  22. Always the fame whore..and it looks like the bf is playing along so she's met her match.

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  23. how could you bring yourself to ask someone to take your picture, when your sweetie is in that condition? freak.

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  24. Please tell me she's not in Mammoth.

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  25. Anonymous2:19 PM

    he probably thinks the pic is being taken of him . hilarious

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