There is some seriously bad parenting going on in this world. I understand there are things worse than what I am about to describe, but I still think this is horrible parenting. Over the past couple of days it has become apparent that there is a girl who looks and dresses identically to Suri Cruise and is often near her. She is her body double. Yes, a six year old with a body double. While I highly doubt that anyone would kidnap Suri, apparently Tom Cruise is willing to pay big bucks to some parent to have their kid take the fall for Suri. If someone wants to kill Suri, this child is going to take the bullet. Kidnapped? Same thing. Held for ransom? Keep her because we have Suri. What kind of parent signs up their kid for this? This is not an 18 year old who looks like a 6 year old. This is a kid whose parents have decided that Suri is more important. Yeah, I'm thinking Scientologists too. It is also a way for them to keep an eye on Suri and Katie and report back to Tom.
Maybe they advertised the position as just a decoy for paparazzi?
ReplyDeleteBut I agree Enty, that does put her in danger. "Grave danger?" "Is there any other kind?"
"Are we clear?" "Crystal"
DeleteSick. And typical.
ReplyDeleteThis is the same story TMZ tried to run yesterday, My daughter and her best friend look so much alike people ask if they are twins, it also doesn't help the fact that they want to dress the same every time they see each other. They are 5. My daughter asks to call Becca on days they plan to see each other so they can have their hair the same and same clothes.
ReplyDelete2 photographs on TMZ does not a decoy make. There are about 1000 other solos Suri shots out there.
What? I'm just....yeah. No words.
ReplyDeleteI thought something completely demonic when I read that headline. Now that I've read it, still demonic tendencies persist. I feel horrible for the decoy. What horrible parents.
ReplyDeleteCan you just imagine what it would be like for Suri when she is old enough to google herself..
ReplyDeleteI hope Katie is bracing herself for the "Mom am I really a sperm doner baby?"
unless Katie is unaware they are Scio's I don't think she would knowingly let Suri that close to one.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think it is just a pap deterrent since Suri clearly hates it. And the family justifying it as the money they get will pay for their daughters higher education.
I don't buy this story.However, it gives me the opportunity to ask:Where's Shelly?
ReplyDeleteI dont buy this story either. Unless: there have been serious, credible threats to suris life. Which then wld mean this doppelganger is dead meat. No one wld sign on for that, and i dont think tom or katie wld let it. Mb just to confuse paps. I also font think, after working so hard to get away from tom, that katie in a million years wld allow cos people anywhere near her. From what i observe, suri has problems. Contrast her behavior with the free wheelin' nalha- laughing, jumping, running, skipping, joyful. She too is papped alot, but so busy being a kid she doesnt care. Thats as it should be. And if peeps gonna get all up in mine, im saying what i have observed, not making diagnonsis. I wish suri well.
ReplyDeleteWhat Aunt Liddy said.
ReplyDeleteIf this is true, the parents of the double probably were forced into it by the Scios.
ReplyDeleteauntliddy, I am still chuckling over your Algonquin table reference from the other day:)
ReplyDeleteWow, that's crazy stuff.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of crazy stuff, has anyone else noticed that the web pages for Bunim-Murray have all been taken down, and all the Wayback archives for them have been wiped? That's the reality show production house that handles all the Kardashian shows.
What a coincidence, huh?
@b profane- you're really short changing them by listing the K shows as their calling. I remember them mainly for the Real World shows. Anyway what's the story?
DeletePlease continue, b profane
DeleteIt's quite the coincidence that i recently received a phone number supposedly for enty. I called it on Friday and got voicemail. Guess whose voicemail it was?
DeleteIt's quite the coincidence that i recently received a phone number supposedly for enty. I called it on Friday and got voicemail. Guess whose voicemail it was?
Delete@auntliddy, I don't know if we can say Suri has problems. Some kids are just quiet, or not particularly smiley. Kids' personalities differ as much as adults' personalities.
ReplyDelete@KendraWM, backing you up on that - my daughter and her best friend look so similar that I have occasionally confused them myself.
@Agent, I agree, I'm not necessarily buying this one.
Suri is being groomed to someday take David Miscavige's place as the head of the COS. That is obviously a high ranking COS member putting their kid up as a double. Hail Xenu!
ReplyDeleteB profane, i need ever so much more info!!! Please!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the Bunim-Murray story?!
ReplyDeleteI agree that it is more likely a case e of friends wanting to look alike. In the tmz article yesterday, one has a hot punk hat and the other has a off white hat...you can also clearly see the non-Suri girl's face as she is getting out of the car and looking, full face, right a the paps. Neither of those things are something a body double would do (especially the unmatched outfits).
ReplyDeleteI run the same operation for my cats. I have lookalike cats that I don't love as much & when there are mean dogs around the surrogate cats are the ones who wander around the property chasing squirrels up trees.
ReplyDelete@Lazyday- lmao!
ReplyDeleteHaha, @lazyday!
ReplyDeleteI also don't think Suri has "problems." I work with kids and there are a lot of different personalities. Some kids are just serious. Plus, I think if paps were stalking me, I'd look pretty damn grumpy, too.
Paranoid much?
ReplyDeleteWait minute how much money we are talking about?
ReplyDeleteIf the kid is in danger then yes, this is sick. If the kid is a friend and they get a giggle when the paps take pics of the wrong kid, I love it.
ReplyDelete@Auntliddy Thanks for that! :)
ReplyDeleteyou got it all Enty. Although I don't really think that Suri's in any danger, it does smack of extreme paranoia, which is from CO$ and T.C. The parents have to be CO$, who else would sell their child to T.C, ( I mean sell for all intents and purposes, I realise he didn't actually purchase a child)
ReplyDeleteMy daugter is very serious. I mean she was raised by her grandparents form birth to 3rd years since the birth mom was gone.
ReplyDeleteNow she has friends her own age it's taken her a long time to get into sleep overs and giggly and playing for fun. I the beginning she said it was immature. Sure didnt seem to socialize when she was younger that much
And are you kidding? My kid has twin days at school.
What's he's saying is that he thinks someone at B-M is Enty, or one of the Entys. I suspect we ID'd the same guy, whose name I shall not post (I don't feel like being blocked from the site).
ReplyDeleteIf anything, it is to confuse the paparazi. I highly doubt this kid is a stand in for a potential kidnapping/murder plot.
ReplyDeleteHow about this for an explanation: either Tom or Katie wanted to take Suri to a doctor visit or some other personal appointment and wanted a little privacy in doing so? Not a TC fan but I'm skeptical.
ReplyDeleteThe Bunim-Murray site reads,
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B. Profane would have us believe (as Dorothy Parker would say) "jig wise, it's all up!"
(I'm still giggling over that Algonquin reference, too, auntliddy!)
Good god! The last two articles I've read have made me real cranky. I'd tell TC to go eff himself if his people approached me with $ asking me to put my child out there like that.
ReplyDeleteNo, Tom can't see the real Suri anymore because she is no longer a scientologist, but it will look bad if the world knows, so they have hired a body double to fool us into thinking he is a good Daddy, and still sees her, "the double"
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU Idylkng,I thought I was the only one! Here's MINE. :)
ReplyDeleteIn a move to pacify the sheep, I mean, the restless loyal followers of Zenu, The big M announces Suri's return! (Cue Body double) "TantaRAH!" (fanfare) "Our lost girl has returned to the True Faith" whereupon she will disappear from sight unless being trotted out for Scibent-ology functions or "Boarding the 'copter" shots on her "Dad's" arm.(long lens only)
"See Cruise has not been given special privileges. The Families that stay together, Prey together." and anybody who doesn't believe that the fake Suri is living with her Mother gets invited to "Meet Shelley."