Monday, February 11, 2013

Madonna Joins Instagram


It is really hard to believe that it took someone who loves showing off her body and cleavage as much as Madonna does this long to join Instagram where cleavage selfies are the name of the game. To almost prove my point, the first two photos Madonna took on the service are above. It won't be long before the world will have seen photos of Madonna's breasts from just about every conceivable angle.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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53 comments:

  1. VIPblonde7:31 AM

    Is the bottom shot supposed to be sexy? Because it looks like she's drooling and doesn't know how to use a camera

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  2. LottaColada7:33 AM

    I'm more concerned that she's showing off a chemical peel than her boobs in the 2nd one.

    I thought she was taking a bong hit in the 1st one.

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    1. lc9:29 AM

      Lotta, me too on the bong hit!

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  3. Anonymous7:34 AM

    I don't get her. First I thought she didn't drink but her first pic is with a martini. Secondly why does she cover up when swimming and just walking around? She wears enough layers to pass as a bag lady, but yet loves to show her cleavage. She has changed so many times I think she's confused herself, I know I'm confused!

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  4. Anonymous7:35 AM

    Is there anything more pathetic than a dried up old whore?

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  5. greenmountaingal7:35 AM

    Normally I would defend Madonna, but I just can't here.

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  6. Amber7:35 AM

    This is the JLo's Grammy 2013 Dress of Instagram.

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  7. a non a miss7:35 AM

    I just joined Instagram too! Its beyond confusing to me and I have no idea what to do other than take a picture. I just take pictures of my nails and dog.

    Madonna, those pictures look bad. Might I suggest turning the flash off?

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    1. OneGirlRevolution7:45 AM

      @rcb, I don't get the point either and am befuddled as to what it does for me that Facebook/twitter do not.

      Also, I think it's odd that tons of parents let their young kids on instagram but not Facebook. Do they not get that instagram is social networking too? For that matter, do they not get that the privacy controls are actually stronger on Facebook?

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  8. sarah.estell7:39 AM

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Baby Jane in the first picture? Madonna has become a sad caricature of herself.

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  9. MadLyb7:45 AM

    The self-snapped pictures people post of themselves all over social media are awkward and sad. You'd think at least the celebrities could have one of the help take their pics for them so it didn't seem as pathetic.

    Maybe it was always this way, but Twitter, Instagram, FB and the like are really outing people with NPD, and there are A LOT.

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  10. OneGirlRevolution7:47 AM

    I am pretty impressed with how smooth and spot free her upper chest is.

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  11. Anonymous7:47 AM

    The first pic is most certainly a wig, non?

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  12. Anonymous7:48 AM

    Michael K just called her "Mr Burns as an albino Betty Page" in the first pics I thought that was too priceless not to pass on

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  13. Meanie Rhysie7:49 AM

    Oh dear, is the second photo a bathroom shot?! No, Madonna...resist!!!

    I, too, am impressed by the overall appearance of her chest.

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  14. EmEyeKay7:52 AM

    +1 @VIPblonde

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  15. Beta7:52 AM

    Im not Beyonce's biggest fan, but I find she is the best managed A+ celeb out there. She should give lessons to other celebrities (HELLO MADONNA) on how to manage their social sites. This ^^ above is plain sad.

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  16. Beta7:53 AM

    @katydid "Mr Burns as an albino Betty Page"
    ROTFWL!!!!!!!!!!!
    I <3 Mikael K!!!

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  17. Patty7:54 AM

    The first picture looks like a fish that was just pulled out of water and is trying to breathe.

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  18. Kelly7:56 AM

    Haha. I was thinking her neck and chest was pretty impressive too.

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  19. Syd8:02 AM

    I can't express how much I fucking HATE Instagram.

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  20. Marisa8:08 AM

    Does that second pic look like Madonna had just finished servicing someone orally to anyone else?

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  21. ethorne8:09 AM

    Yep@Marisa, was just gonna say it looks like the money shot in a skanky porn.

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  22. Syd8:10 AM

    Yes, Marisa.

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  23. Meanie Rhysie8:15 AM

    *raises hand* I thought so, too!

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  24. Meanie Rhysie8:17 AM

    I just hope it wasn't a *blumpkin*.

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  25. nettalovesrobin8:17 AM

    Yup looks like some dude gave Madonna a facial in the last pic.

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  26. Sunny8:18 AM

    Nothing about these photos looks like Madonna. Are we sure this is a legit account? Her nose looks larger and more angular, her chin looks wider, and even though M takes great care of her skin, there is no way this is her neck/chest

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  27. Ms Cool8:22 AM

    Tries
    Too
    Hard

    Lol@Baby Jane reference!

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  28. camembert8:37 AM

    The top pic looks like Madonna is wearing those horrible clip-on bangs she wore for the Sticky & Sweet Tour in 2008 and 2009. Or it's a wig. Either way, I think she looks awful with bangs.

    The second pic is tagged "Addicted to sweat" which is her line of workout DVDs. It's an unflattering photo.

    Madonna does drink every so often, but hardly ever when she's on tour. She recently finished a big tour, so I think she deserves a martini.

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  29. ethorne8:38 AM

    I died when Michael K. said she looks like Mr. Burns, & now I can't unsee it.

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  30. H8:44 AM

    I am concerned with the lumpiness in her neck on the left side in the 2nd photo.

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    1. OneGirlRevolution8:49 AM

      @H, I think that's an artery bulging due to how her neck is positioned.

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  31. Patty8:59 AM

    The first picture looks like a fish that was just pulled out of water and is trying to breathe.

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  32. Henriette9:00 AM

    Does anyone else think that Madonna has lost it? I seriously wonder if she is suffering from some early onslaught of Alzheimer's. I know she is pretty young for it, but she just does stuff that doesn't quite jibe right. She used to be so into her image and how it was manipulated and now these shots? Does not compute.

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  33. Eeekalicious9:11 AM

    I don't usually mind Madonna, but Instagram is the perfect medium for her extreme self-absorption. It looks like she is putting a candle in her mouth.

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  34. MC9:28 AM

    I think she looks like a Tim Burton character in the first one.

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  35. Sylvia9:29 AM

    Madonna is as pathetic as Demi Moore...

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  36. MC9:29 AM

    And I definitely agree with Marisa on the second one, that was the first thing that popped into my head.

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  37. crila169:47 AM

    OK...Madonna needs to go away for a while. She really really does. She was doing so well...and then BAM...she's back with another stupid antic. Does she not realize she's a mother and in her 50's? Grow up.

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  38. rhinovodka10:05 AM

    she's disgusting, and looks like she belongs in a Florida retirement home.

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  39. Jason Blue Eyes11:35 AM

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  40. Jason Blue Eyes11:36 AM

    That first photo looks like Fiona Apple wearing a synthetic wig she bought from the dollar store.

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  41. The Real Dragon12:57 PM

    i thought it wa Gaga lol

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  42. Bit dams1:17 PM

    her poor daughter. shouldn't it me lourdes posting those kind of pixs, and mom telling her to delete them??? no one wants to see memaw boobage.

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  43. Mango2:48 PM

    When I first saw the martini photo on Gawker, I thought she was taking a bong hit. While I don't doubt Michael K's brilliant, biting wit, this is what Gawker wrote: "She looks severe and soul-hungry, like Mr. Burns in a blonde wig with bangs."

    @ MadLyb, While I in no way think that everyone with a Facebook, Twitter or Instagram account has NPD, I think those accounts have contributed to a sort of self-absorption and self-entitlement that I really want no part of.


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  44. ethorne3:49 PM

    That's cool @mango, but Gawker posted that today. Last night Michael K wrote that she looked like "Mr. Burns as an albino Betty Page."

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  45. Unknown5:26 PM

    When I was a little girl, Madonna had just really hit big and Borderline and Lucky STar were my favorite songs. I adored her and thought she was the coolest lady I'd ever laid eyes on.

    Stop it Madonna, you're not only embarrassing yourself, you're ruining my childhood memories of you! I don't want to remember you as an old, desperate hag.

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  46. Jenn6:44 PM

    Madame likes the tears of virgins shaken ,not stirred with extra olives.

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  47. Elizabeth J. Neal7:05 PM

    She wears enough instagram followers check layers to pass as a bag lady, but yet loves to show her cleavage.

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