I know there was a Your Turn already today, but I'm pretty sure that most of you would be willing to accept $200K and a free trip to Dubai for three days to promote an energy drink. If you had no money in your life and were essentially homeless and had the IRS breathing down your back and legal bills to pay, I bet that even more of you would say yes. The only ones who would say no are the baby from the Capital One commercials and Lindsay Lohan. According to
Radar, Lindsay was offered $200K by Mr. Pink to promote their energy drink. They would also be willing to fly Lindsay and her people to Dubai and put them up in a hotel while she is there. I guess Lindsay could not find anyone to give her presents there right now so she told the company she would only go for $500K. They declined so Lindsay is out an easy $200K. But hey, there is always that movie, no, not going to get that. There is always that television show, no, not going to get that. Commercial? Nope. Magazine profile for Chain Smoker's Monthly? Went to Sean Penn. Sorry.
That photo makes me want to change my avi!!!
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ReplyDeleteAnd guess who owns Mr. Pink? Our good buddy Sheeraz Hasan, who is also the proud owner of Millions if Milkshakes and the subject of yesterday's blind.
ReplyDeleteLadies and Gentlemen, the price for Ass to Ass has just gone up!
She only raised it by $50K? Oh, Linds, you disappoint...
Deletetrying again...
ReplyDelete@Em, that picture makes me feel like your current avi!!
What are they wearing? Fur lined garbage bags? WTW?
Free trips to Dubai has become Mr. milkshake man's calling. Are we sure he didn't fly out Carrie Bradshaw and the girls in that crappy movie?
ReplyDeleteI hope not!! My SATC girls have more class than that!! :-D
Delete@Lotta lets hope those Milkshake aint rotten.
Delete*cue The milkshake song*
Hot damn, I bet these 'appearance' negotiations are for show, we know they are really haggling over the fine print..;)
ReplyDeleteSilly-ass twunt! I'll do it...as long as ass-to-ass isn't involved!
ReplyDeleteK-Trash is a higher paid prostitute. Ha Ha - BlowHan
ReplyDeleteCan't people please stop giving this trick money?
ReplyDeleteI can totally picture Dina and Lindsey going Grey Gardens crazy in a few more years. Except they're squatting in a room at Chateau Marmont instead of in the Hamptons.
ReplyDeleteOK, fess up! Which one of you is Lindsay? She must have read it here yesterday about "she who will not be named" getting $450,000. Lindsay obviously thinks she is worth more than that.
ReplyDeleteLiLo, take a look in the mirror, you were worth 500,000 in 2008...she might want to consider visiting Brandi's va jay jay doctor, probably in need of a v-lift?
ReplyDeleteShe looks like the love child of the lion & scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it! I was trying to figure out what exactly she looked like!
DeleteIt's pretty damn sad when Dina looks better than Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteWell whoever the IDIOT is who made the offer got lucky when she refused...
ReplyDeleteThese two. I just can't.
ReplyDeleteugh...they both look like they're whacked out of their minds...God, reminds me of my younger drug years. ICK.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how she still has appeal to any of these billionaire perverts for sex. When will their paternal instincts kick in and use that money to help her?
ReplyDeleteMan, I wish that I were a billionaire sugar momma so that I could pay her 10 million dollars to go to rehab and never talk to her parents again. Ever. I would offer the same deal to her siblings. After rehab they would have to also get financial counseling because I may be an imaginary billionaire, but I ain't gonna bank roll them past the 10 million dollars. Know that!
Awww! You are the coolest pretend billionaire ever.
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ReplyDeletePoor delusional LiLo thinking she can still get top dollar. Sorry sweetie that's long gone just like you being STD free.
ReplyDeleteI thought the exact same thing Ethorne!!! And the HtT leather look, yikes. Whoever said the Grey Gardens thing is spot on.
ReplyDeleteSo it's clear she isn't turning down $ for a promo, she wants more bc she's to be pimped out? Is that what I'm getting?
Lindsay and her mom look like crap in this picture! I hate to say that but, damn!!! Also, yeah I think this is part of a reveal from yesterday's blind.
ReplyDeleteHaha - about the Capitol One baby not accepting the offer!
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ReplyDeleteDoes Lindsay's outfit have a handle on it you can pull that would make it puff out into a ball and make her float away for good?
ReplyDelete@warecat, you described Lindsey exactly right! At first glance I thought Dina was one of those blow-up dolls.
ReplyDeleteA bad look for both.
@warecat, I can't unsee that now that you pointed it out. Thanks?
ReplyDeleteThanks @Alma! I'm very generous with my imaginary money. I just have to ask myself, what is 10 million imaginary dollars here and there when I have several billion imaginary dollars? You know?
ReplyDeleteLol @Annie Hall- I'm very generous with my hypothetical money too.
Deletewow that picture is bad, her Mom looks so much better, more put together.
ReplyDelete@Anna Nonymous- I might have missed a post- you OK?
DeleteIt really is a fantastic photo.
ReplyDeleteRemember all the bruises she had last time she went there? No wonder the price for ass2ass went up!!
ReplyDeleteWhat in the HELL are they wearing? I think we've just found the new stars of "Grey Gardens II, Return to Dubai"!
ReplyDeleteLol @Malibu- It's like SATC2!
DeleteI kinda like Grey Gardens 2 Return to Long Island.
Dina looks like a cracked out Casper the ghost. Again. PROSTITUTION WHORE (a la Teresa Guidece) is all I hear when I see ANY Lohan photos.
ReplyDeleteguys-what is ass-to-ass? I'm afraid to look it up and thought someone that is more tactful could explain.
ReplyDeleteThey look dreadful.
@Geebz- There is no tactful way to explain
Deleteoh noes :(
ReplyDeleteI went to urban dictionary. I'm emotionally compromised. Damn Lilo...damn.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. I guess I didn't know it either, that is some serious porno shitZ
ReplyDeleteWith LiLo's rep, why would you want to tarnish your product by having her promote anything for you? Is this guy a fool? Yeah...people will watch the commercial to see how bad she acts or how bloated she looks...but no one will buy the product.
ReplyDelete@turkish taffy - OMG youre right! she must have read yesterday's blind and decided she is worth more than you-know-who. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether it's more amusing or sad that LL doesn't know she isn't a big star or luscious ingenue any longer. She really should have taken the money (a whore is a whore is a whore), and now she has nothing.
ReplyDelete@Warecat, I like your Wizard of Oz reference, but I had one of my own. Just put a point on that hat and she could pass for a dominatrix Wicked Witch of the East (Long Island).
ReplyDeleteWait, wait...there's actually a deliciously weird legal aspect to this one. As far as the IRS is concerned, let alone her other debtors, Lohan cannot turn down work. She could be whacked damn hard if she did that, civilly at least and I'm kinda wondering if the IRS could bring some kind of criminal charge.
ReplyDeleteBut...if Lohan could prove that this "appearance/endorsement fee" was, in fact, a proffered deal for prostitution, she would have complete immunity from the repercussions of refusing the deal. In fact, anyone trying to force her to take this deal--even IRS agents--might be guilty of a Federal crime under the Mann Act.
But...but...at the same time, the only way that Lohan could really prove that this was a proffered act of prostitution would be to show proof that such prior deals did, in fact, require that she prostitute herself for sex. Regularly. Which would reveal herself as an international prostitute, and possibly expose White Oprah (if she had a hand in negotiating prior LiLo "appearances") to a Mann Act charger herself.
How's that for nutty? I'd love to see this one argued at Harvard Law moot court!
LOL @ "there is no tactful way to explain" & Grey Gardens comparisons.
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She needs to STOP with that hat.
__-__=__ said, "Remember all the bruises she had last time she went there?"
ReplyDeleteDo you mean over New Year's Eve? Because that was from a party in London given by a prince from Brunei -- not the same as Dubai.
Dubai is by Saudi Arabia; Brunei is by Malaysia.
Also, the London thing was a party given each year, where the guy invites people like Dionne Warwick and Sophia Loren. He also pings my gaydar... if he's getting into their pants, it's to see if they look better on him.
I point this out because a lot of people are confusing the two. If there was a case I missed about her going to Dubai (which is probably true) then carry on! :D
@warecat - that is the most accurate description of a photo I've ever come across, LOL!
ReplyDelete@Geebz - Rent "Requiem for a Dream". It's in the horrific finale. Basically "two girls and a dildo". :(
she looks so bad, but her hair looks kind of nice?
ReplyDeleteor do i need more caffeine?
$200K for energy drink? Yeah right. The only flight to Dubai is between her legs.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone heard about this yet?
ReplyDeleteThe dress she was lent for the AmFar Gala - she returned cut in half!
http://gawker.com/5985709/lindsay-lohan-borrowed-a-1750-gown-for-a-party-and-returned-it-cut-in-half
Yes surfer I read that as well. And it's not the first time she's cut a dress off either. What the hell is with that?!!
DeleteI think I'll pass on the movie because the definitions on UD were very detailed.
ReplyDelete@B. I would like that nutty scenario to play out. LOVE it actually!!
I bet the last time she was in Dubai she had trouble getting drugs, so it's on her "no fly list" now.
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ReplyDeleteCouldn't have said it better than @ethorne! Where did her chin go?
ReplyDeleteIt would take more than half a million to get her out of the trouble she likes to find. Cain't do the crack walk in Dubai, they don't play in the UAE.
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