Lindsay Lohan Living Back At Home - Still Providing Companionship Services

The NY Daily News is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her childhood home. Sleeping in the same bed she used to before she moved out to LA to make it big. Instead of trying to sell her book, Dina Lohan should be calling every production company she knows and agree to film an uncensored reality show right in the house. Just hook it up with cameras Big Brother style and make it $5 a night on pay-per-view. Cameras in every room. Microphones everywhere. Nothing out of bounds. The family would make millions and the rest of the world can see who gets drunk the quickest. The fights and the falling down. All of it. Just throw in the towel on trying to pretend that everyone is sweet and innocent and just sell out for the money. The only thing that would probably be missing is Lindsay meeting her dates. Apparently she is an outcall only kind of woman. Last night she was a companion for a Middle Eastern man at the amfAR gala in New York. This was a day after she flew in and out of Dubai in 24 hours. I'm guessing the IRS will see none of this money. Apparently they didn't see any of the $100K she was paid for New Year's Eve. Dina got it all.