Thursday, February 07, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Living Back At Home - Still Providing Companionship Services

The NY Daily News is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her childhood home. Sleeping in the same bed she used to before she moved out to LA to make it big. Instead of trying to sell her book, Dina Lohan should be calling every production company she knows and agree to film an uncensored reality show right in the house. Just hook it up with cameras Big Brother style and make it $5 a night on pay-per-view. Cameras in every room. Microphones everywhere. Nothing out of bounds. The family would make millions and the rest of the world can see who gets drunk the quickest. The fights and the falling down. All of it. Just throw in the towel on trying to pretend that everyone is sweet and innocent and just sell out for the money. The only thing that would probably be missing is Lindsay meeting her dates. Apparently she is an outcall only kind of woman. Last night she was a companion for a Middle Eastern man at the amfAR gala in New York. This was a day after she flew in and out of Dubai in 24 hours. I'm guessing the IRS will see none of this money. Apparently they didn't see any of the $100K she was paid for New Year's Eve. Dina got it all.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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64 comments:

  1. JSierra6:47 AM

    Am I the only one who doesn't believe that they still own her childhood home?

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  2. VIPblonde6:48 AM

    "Companionship Services." Aw, what a warm fuzzy euphemism for "ass to ass"

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  3. libby6:49 AM

    Whoever dyed those extensions did a bang-up job. Too bad this one's head is ALL extensions.

    I imagine Linds & Dina eventually in a Middle-class Grey Gardens situation, except partying a lot.

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    1. megan00m12:52 PM

      Instead of lil eddie....lil rusty as in pipes!

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  4. libby6:49 AM

    I *meant* that reds are easy to fuck up, even by professionals.

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  5. FSP6:50 AM

    I just don't understand why someone would want to pay to be with that.

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  6. LottaColada6:51 AM

    In and out of Dubai in 24 hours? How much of that time was spent on the flights?

    On another note, she's got new teeth! Her other dentures probably got lost while performing "companionship services"

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  7. Agent**It6:52 AM

    The pix in uk daily mail are interesting. She managed to get in another pix with Woodie Allen.

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  8. Meanie Rhysie6:53 AM

    Off to scrub myself in boiling bleach...

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  9. Unknown6:55 AM

    I may talk smack about her from time to time but I have the most painful sympathy for her, shes gonna die folks and there's nothing funny, or "I told ya so" about it. It's just sad......

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    1. Unknown9:45 AM

      I'm so with you. I snark on her as much as the next person. But still - she's not even 30. It's such a sad state of affairs. Though I really don't want to witness the shit show that follows her untimely demise because people will talk about how much promise she had. Forgetting the fact that she tricked her youth away as a hooker.

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    2. littlejenny1:52 PM

      no. no. no. she is one of those super hero crack freaks that will NEVER DIE. think heidi fleiss... I mean, look at her mess of a mother. still kickin. yes it is sad and I think she was a great little actress until right after mean girls. why, lindsay? WHY?!

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  10. Meanie Rhysie6:59 AM

    @Derek Harvey. I'm with you on that one. It's painful to see someone be so self-destructive: that goes for anyone, not just LL. I snark, but mostly I feel empathy. I'm not that far removed from my own addictions, even though I've been clean for 5 years now. It's just...it's painful. :/

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    1. Nothanksdarlin9:25 AM

      @recespeaces, Lindsey has kept me sober by her example. She breaks my heart. October was 7 years. She makes me happy I never made it as an actress.

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  11. greenmountaingal7:00 AM

    I seriously don't understand why someone would pay her zillions to be a "companion." Yes, she's easy and famous, but she's a disease ridden druggie. It's not like she even looks good.

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  12. Anonymous7:01 AM

    I think this is finally the end of her long 15 mins. No more roles will be offered, the dates will become less photographed and she will be just another Long Island Hooker.
    I give it until the end of this year for her to reach the Paris Hilton stage of "who cares?"

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  13. kriss_t7:02 AM

    For once in a long time, I think she looks gorgeous in those pics. Love the extensions, and hair color. Her make-up artist did a lovely job on her, and the dress is beautiful!

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  14. SusanB7:08 AM

    Her hair looks like a cheap wig. And I'm assuming her tricks are doing things to her that don't involve actual genital to genital contact (or even ass to ass).

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    1. Frufra5:47 PM

      SusanB - yes! Her hair looks very much like a wig, especially in the multiple pictures over on the DM.

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  15. Colleen7:10 AM

    Michael K would disapprove (or maybe fall in love with) her eyebrow situation.

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  16. Unknown7:15 AM

    I can't see her without thinking of the NY Magazine (I think?) article about the making of The Canyons and what a manipulative brat she was during filming.

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  17. Anonymous7:24 AM

    @Vera that article was everything I thought she would be. I just can't believe that anyone will hire her now. It made me feel really bad for the porn guy.

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  18. seaward7:30 AM

    Honestly, I think she has been looking much healthier the past month or so. It's been a while since I saw a picture and thought, "She looks like shit." I mean, she still doesn't look *good,* but she looks cleaned up, imo.

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  19. Bit dams7:42 AM

    the interview i saw with dina the other day was like a snl skit. they really live in their own little world, where the ends justify the means. aren't there 4 lohan/dina kids? one will split from the pack write a book for money soon.

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  20. JB37:46 AM

    I think she's used some of her escort money to pay to fix/top up all the fillers in her face. And that's why she's looking well

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    1. seaward7:54 AM

      You may be right, jb3. Maybe she finally started using legit fillers instead of back alley cement mixer.

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  21. Not A Ninny7:50 AM


    (Parenthetically, doesn't this item read like it was written by someone who had previously negotiated a reality show with Dina? Just sayin')

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    1. Agent**It8:14 AM

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    2. __-__=__9:10 AM

      B. Profane - I think it was written by someone who knew we needed an ass-2-ass post for today. Too funny! Many opportunities in this one!!

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  22. CrazyCatLady8:01 AM

    A show would be awesome....but only if they bring Ali out of hiding!

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    1. Agent**It8:42 AM

      Crazy, Dina and Ali already had a reality show called 'Living Lohan' that was produced by the Maloof brothers (as in related to Adrianne Maloof from RHOBH). 8 episodes.

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  23. MISCH8:11 AM

    If this is her childhood home why did Dina owe so much on the mortgage ?

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  24. GatorGirl8:12 AM

    The Curious Case of Ali Lohan!

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  25. KendraWM8:17 AM

    @Misch, when the market was high she probably took a loan out against the new value of the house, assuming her cash cow would just keep the check rolling.

    I am sorry but I do not feel sad for her, she has made every decision and has chosen not to help herself. I would feel sorry for her if she took an kind of personal responsibility for her actions instead of trying to blame everyone else.

    I feel sad for the women who has stage 4 breast cancer is dying and is 1000 times the women Lindsey will ever be.

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  26. stigs848:44 AM

    I didn't know she grew up in that big house Dina lives in, I assumed they bought that after she got famous

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  27. stigs848:45 AM

    I didn't know she grew up in that big house Dina lives in, I assumed they bought that after she got famous

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  28. Glitter8:49 AM

    She is now nothing more than a call girl.

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  29. ethorne8:52 AM

    So Lindsay doesn't service people on her pink canopy bed while her Cabbage Patch dolls watch?

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  30. Anonymous9:01 AM

    That dude she's with is the "upcoming" movie producer Mohammed Al Turki.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4312073/

    He usually has a better cache of call girls (models) than Lindsay.

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  31. trouble bubble9:13 AM

    http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/02/lindsay-lohan-amfar-gala.jpg

    I am sorry, I can not post clickable links, but that is how she looked during amfar gala. Who would pay for THAT?

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  32. Pookie9:25 AM

    i'm still rooting for her. i don't want her to die. and maybe this is good...it gets her out of l.a. besides, her and her mother will be at odds often under the same roof, so chances are one of them may actually get up off their ass and be pro-active. lyndsay will eventually see that being pimped out will only lead her brand into tara reid territory, and i think she's vain enough to not want to go that far. this may be the rock-bottom that she needs.

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  33. Sherry9:27 AM

    Oh thanks Trouble! That scared the hell outta me!

    Poor Linds..nothing but a hooker and her mom seems a-ok with it.

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  34. Agent**It9:31 AM

    Her father used to be a Wall St trader.

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  35. Not A Ninny9:41 AM

    If someone wants to sell a celebrity-based reality show, they're gonna shop it around. There are only a few major production companies that produce that kind of content. You might not end up buying the show or making a deal, but you still may have taken meetings with Dina.

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  36. Count Jerkula9:47 AM

    I'd love it if someone posted a review of their "date" with Lohan on TheEroticReview. The upsell for "a trip to Greece" can't be more than an gram and a xanie.

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  37. Count Jerkula9:57 AM

    Susan B talked about her tricks not doing anything involving genitals touching.....go to thedirty.com and search "porta potty" or "arab toilet" to read about what these middle eastern guys love to do with the American chicks they pay for. One article says their wives keep tell them F'd up stuff to do to the whores, because they are jealous, but know their rich husbands will go with whores no matter what they say.

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  38. Lucas9:59 AM

    @B. Profane - you've been dropping hints the last few days so what the hell, I'll bite. You planning on outing Enty again? Last time you were active around here you stirred up a shit storm (which was fucking GREAT for comment traffic, and I'm sure page views as well) and then vanished. Is that the deal again? Himmmm hasn't been around so it's been kinda quiet - time to juice up the traffic for ad revenue?

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    1. jel6:39 PM

      @Lucas I tried biting yesterday, he didn't take it. I think it's B being B, blogger attention whore. I know something you don't know and all that grade school silliness. Orrrrrr, your idea. Either way, good times

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  39. NoraRose10:03 AM

    Their house on Long Island is really not impressive. I grew up in the next town over and my friends would randomly drive past it sometimes. It's in a upper middle class neighborhood that dominated with capes and raised ranches. It's directly next to a public elementary school with a long driveway and a block from the southern state parkway Not very Hollywood like

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  40. hunter10:03 AM

    @Count Jerkula - yes I've read all about that and the wives telling their husbands demeaning f'ed up ideas to morally degrade (further) the girls out of spite. And also because the wives don't want to do a lot of the things their husbands may enjoy. Ew.

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  41. Agent**It10:11 AM

    It's also due to their hatred of women from the USA.

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  42. madeinbrzil10:13 AM

    this guy used to "date" kim k too
    http://www.zimbio.com/Mohammad+Al+Turki/articles/Y7Vb4cY7AeV/GWL+EXCLUSIVE+Kim+Kardashian+Real+Boyfriend

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  43. Lelaina Pierce11:00 AM

    I think she needs to get out of L.A., too, but I don't think Dina's house is the best place.

    Dina's book about her domestic violence experience is called "A Parent Trapped" by the way. Ugh.

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  44. RocketQueen11:58 AM

    I would watch the shit out of a REAL Lohan reality show. Like Big Brother style where I got to see all the mess. I have no interest in following Lohan around to meetings where she pretends to work, though.

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  45. Mayrose12:11 PM

    She's pretty ballsy. She tried to steal Liz Taylor's jewelry from her nurse and still shows up to her charity gala?

    She does look good especially with her face to the side so you don't see her face bloat.

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  46. Mango12:45 PM

    She's the oldest looking 26 year old I've ever seen.

    Sooooo, what was she doing in Dubai that only took 24 hours? Anyone know? Or should I ask who was she doing?





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  47. OneGirlRevolution4:25 PM

    I don't want her to die, I just want her to go to jail. For a long time.

    @Nellie...A "Porta Potty" is a paid for companion who is hired because they accept humiliating sexual acts in exchange for money, vacations, shopping, etc. Specifically, they are willing to be pooped and/or peed on.

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  48. Pip5:58 PM

    Why does a 26 year old need fillers? The fuck?!

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  49. Jenn6:23 PM

    Any day I expect to see that she's dead in a hotel, or more likely the dumpster behind a hotel. Or simply missing. Her lifestyle scares the hell out of me.

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  50. cricket6:35 PM

    Why in the world would anyone pay 100K to sleep with that? She doesn't look like she would be worth 10 bucks. Plus they would need a hazmat suit before they touched her.

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